Plet53 Wrote:>Soak yourself in the water on the right of the room.

Crowstone Wrote:>Break down the doors as you go into the next room

Captain Lhurgoyf Wrote:> Lick a boulder and probably get your tongue stuck doing so.

Integra Surefire Wrote:>Realize that following your future self's advice would serve a point, thus you should travel back in time without a time machine.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Warm random, non-contiguous sections of the floor of this room by rubbing them vigorously. The net effect this will have on the total warmth of the floor, much less the room, is miniscule, and your hand will become cold, numb, and painful relatively quickly.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Do the same with your tongue, as it's likely to become frozen to the floor, leaving you immobile in a terribly uncomfortable position.

Kgummy Wrote:Pointlessly disguise yourselves as each other, but with beards.

Leylite Wrote:Now that you've successfully cleared the way forward to the North, it would be far too useful and objective to actually go that way.

Leylite Wrote:>When you're done messing around in this room, head out the South exit by slithering like a snake.

Leylite Wrote:>Read Dominic Deegan in its entirety forwards. This should be very pointless, as nothing in the area should have that written on it, and there should be no reason to expect this action to teleport you back to France, where it would be pointless to return to anyway.

Private_Thoughts Wrote:Announce loudly to the fountain that you have always admired it, then propose to it. Someone will have to accept eventually.

the 5th wall Wrote:propose to futre/past self.

g0m Wrote:Genital mutilation No, do genital mutilation

Kgummy Wrote:Wait. For an entire year.

quarg Wrote:> say : "this sentence is a lie"

quarg Wrote:> attempt to ingest lesser paradox beast

Quabarrick Wrote:> ponder burning the comm tower as it clearly traveled back in time with you so attempting to burn it would have failed. thus rendering the whole thing as pointless.

Mikethefoxhog Wrote:> realise there would be great point in advancing through the dungeon already, and so push a dragon statue in front of the doorway to render this impossible.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Lick the floor. All of it.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:As the dragon is a guard monster, it is very likely it would be programmed to resist all attempts to charm it or persuade it to your side. This would make any attempt to do so pointless; however, as it's possible you would succeed, it is more pointless to pretend you have already done so and treat it as an ally from now on.

Baphomet Wrote:Make a pointlessness meter like your point meter that goes up when you do pointless things. However, make it punish you in exactly the same way the point meter punishes you, thus punishing yourself for every action or lack of action you take.

quarg Wrote:Eat the vomit bagel cake as to cause a paradox.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:I actually have an update planned. The main thing holding it back is that I don't have a sprite to use for Whatever trapped in a block of ice, and would prefer not to do a total copout by having everything happen in battle text until he thaws out.

DimJim Wrote:>Do some sort of Bros. attack with Whatever because he's frozen.

Crowstone Wrote:>Do the macarena

Kgummy Wrote:Get your tongue stuck to Whatever.

Kgummy Wrote:Then, pointlessly assume you can just walk away as if your tongue isn't stuck.

Kgummy Wrote:Pointlessly declare this action as winning the battle, especially if the battle is already over.

Kgummy Wrote:Then, pointlessly attack the other ice dragon statue. Claim that it called someone "Dragon", and for that it must pay.

Kgummy Wrote:After that battle, decide to call everyone you see, and don't see "Dragon".

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:As the dragon is a guard monster, it is very likely it would be programmed to resist all attempts to charm it or persuade it to your side. This would make any attempt to do so pointless; however, as it's possible you would succeed, it is more pointless to pretend you have already done so and treat it as an ally from now on.