Ok? Ok. I think we're sussed. First things first, let's lynch Bigro. Who is very upset at your collective chicanery and would appreciate you Posting flowers, chocolates, or some other heartfelt memorial in the thread at your earliest (legal) opportunity, as per the granted BOON.

Bigro has been lynched and killed.


Bigro was Tawny Smythe, inveterate veteran mallrat and peppy teen of Grassy Manor, the site of the Tweet-Town incident. She could use her team of fellow mall-crawlers to get the dirt on a fellow lynch mobber, but her predictions were basically a random crapshoot. Had she been solicited by another player in this game, they would've joined forces and become an inventor duo.

Bigro was a TOWN RANDACOP and POTENTIAL INVENTORMASON.

Bigro was INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS.

A strange malaise seeps through the air as the Moderator declares the victory of the Virus. Loather claps her hands in excitement, flexes and shows off her Virus-riddled guns, and skips off to the tune of much coughing and hacking and wailing hypochondriacs.

By BOON REQUEST, Loather (the Virus) has acheived her win condition and exited the game.


Loather was the VIRUS, a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong and unleashed upon Teafia. Its goal was to infect half of the playerlist, i.e. 33 players. It could do this by choosing one target for infection each night - anyone who came in contact with an infected player would also contract the Virus. If an infected player visited another infected player, the one visited would die of VIRUS OVERDOSE. She could acheive victory posthumously, but if acheiving it before dying she would exit the game.

She was a 3RD PARTY INFECTIOUS MARKER. Loather has WON.


While all this is going on, Sandie Sandwicheadman pipes up with much yelling and screaming, because there's a throwing knife embedded in their eye. Ew. So they're dead.


Sandie Sandwicheadman was Sebastian Wyatt, a passable liar, a rubbish safecracker, and may or may not have possessed a toaster at some point. This particular incarnation of him was taken from the safecracker chicanery at Herriot House, where he was a smug fucker, penguin-mutilator, and one-shot bulletproof serial killer.

Sandie Sandwicheadman was a SERIAL KILLER WITH ONE LAYER OF BULLETPROOFING. Sandie Sandwicheadman has LOST.

SSHM was INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS.

Palamauthorslotthemedes has won the D3 Potato Election!


Palamedes and Not The Author crawl out of the wreckage, dazed and confused as to how the other has somehow become a separate entity to themselves. They ain't complaining, though.

Palamedes has survived a murder attempt not intended for them! Not The Author has survived a murder attempt not intended for them!

25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)

Event the first:
Cyber95, Granolaman, MrGuy, and Not The Author are MISSING.


Event the second:
The lynch mob is reminded that, as per Mod Boon, Bigro would like flowers and chocolate in at least one post of yours, dedicated to his memory. Failure to do so means it takes one less vote to lynch you.


Event the third:
As per Mod Boon, Jacquerel and Solaris have rejoined the game as Slot #36. Much like Slot #27, they have one slot, one vote, two voices, and a shared win condition.


Event the fourth:
Mister Visceral has replaced Sruixan. If Sruixan returns, the role may be hydra'd.


Event the fifth:
Anomaly emerges, surrounded by much poldting and plkundting.
Anomaly has been marked with the SOUND OF DEATH.


Event the sixth:
As per Mod Boon, Dragon Fogel has become a daytalker.


Event the seventh:
The Medical Machinery which Masterblade was slumped over looks fairly interesting. Players may attempt to examine or interact with the machine in a manner similar to the D2 Phone Booth.


Event the eighth:
In a final desperate leap, charged by its now-spectral owner, the Cerulean Headpiece leaps from Lieutenant Fish's head and onto Palamedes'! He sees it for what it is and will have no part of it.
Masterblade has definitely, for realsies, lost. It was fair enough of him to try, though.


Event the ninth:

There is a potato up for election.


Event the tenth:
As per Mod Boon, players may vote Yea or Nay to the question: "Would you like to un-retcon REDACTED, deal with the corpse-fallout, and continue with the Side B game?"


Event the eleventh:
Some ENTERPRISING SOUL has smuggled in a pile of MISLABELLED ENVELOPES OF COCAINE AND/OR ANTHRAX. You probably shouldn't touch those.