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Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - Plet53 - 09-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Plet53.
Daedalus Wrote:> BBQ>WTFBBQ
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 09-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by andanotherone.
Plet53 Wrote:>OMGWTFBBQDaedalus Wrote:> BBQ>WTFBBQ
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 09-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Leylite.
Clearly the answer to the dilemma is to kill the beast with your bare hands, which would be unnecessarily difficult, and then after its dilemma has been averted, pay it after it is dead. This shouldn't cause any problems, since money is weightless and you wouldn't be unburdening itself by doing that.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 09-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by DimJim.
Leylite Wrote:Clearly the answer to the dilemma is to kill the beast with your bare hands, which would be unnecessarily difficult, and then after its dilemma has been averted, pay it after it is dead. This shouldn't cause any problems, since money is weightless and you wouldn't be unburdening itself by doing that.Yay.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - Plet53 - 09-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Plet53.
andanotherone Wrote:I was hoping for someone to get the reference.Plet53 Wrote:>OMGWTFBBQDaedalus Wrote:> BBQ>WTFBBQ
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 10-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by quarg.
realise that doing pointless things makes you happy thus they have a point so every action should increase your point meter
> vomit on bagels
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 10-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Kgummy.
Promise to pay the Paradox Beast in any amulets you may come across. This is pointless, because he most likely won't accept, and you might end up needing an amulet.
Also, vow to pointlessly assume the next wearable item you come across is cursed, and thus would be pointless to put on, as you also can assume that you can't remove cursed items while they are cursed. So obviously, you need to pointlessly try to take it off. If it does come off, however, pointlessly put it back on.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 10-21-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Private_Thoughts.
Make a cake out of Frozen Bagels for Whatever's party. This is pointless because it is already over. If the cake turns out to be delicious, destroy it, if it does not turn out to be delicious, offer it to the beast as a method of placation. If you cannot make a cake out of the bagels, ask the Beast to do it for you.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - Dragon Fogel - 11-07-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Crowstone Wrote:>Whatever: Accidently trigger Icicle Trap
![[Image: command30a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30a.png)
Don't be silly. Why would you do that?
![[Image: command30b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30b.png)
Purposefully triggering an icicle trap is much more random! (And also more pointless, but that doesn't really matter to Whatever.)
Crowstone Wrote:>Icicles at the bottom of the screen: Shoot out from the wall
![[Image: command30c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30c.png)
Okay. Wow, those icicles got a lot bigger when that happened.
Crowstone Wrote:>One of the icicles: Fly out that window, ricochet off the roof of some random house in the countryside, and begin to orbit planet.
![[Image: command30d.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30d.png)
What window? Instead, the icicles just hit walls or rocks and collapse. Although they manage to knock a big block of ice backwards into the freezing cold water, and freeze that head over the inexplicably not-freezing cold fountain.
![[Image: command30e.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30e.png)
Unless there was some kind of secret window in that head that lead to the outside, and parts of the icicles that hit it fused together and continued onwards...
![[Image: command30f.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30f.png)
But that's ridiculous. Although it is both pointless and random to believe such a thing, so both of you do.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>propose to the lesser paradox beast
![[Image: command30g.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30g.png)
Meanwhile, in the "battle" that's still going on, you pop the question.
![[Image: command30h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30h.png)
The Lesser Paradox Beast doesn't swing that way, isn't interested in you anyways, and definitely doesn't accept proposals before you've even had a first date.
![[Image: command30i.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30i.png)
In other words, expecting it to agree was completely pointless. Success!
Captain Lhurgoyf Wrote:Well, if you pay the fine, that means you will live, so that has quite the purpose. If you don't, you'll probably have to fight the beast, and there would be a purpose to fight him so you don't get killed.
Clearly, the only option is > Pay him...in your own snot.
![[Image: command30j.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30j.png)
You reach into your nose to get your offered payment.
![[Image: command30k.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30k.png)
Your finger is now stuck up your nose.
Dermonster Wrote:CONTINUE TO NOT NOT BOW TO HIS HOLE-NESS. THE MIGHT BLACK HOLE.
SO YEAH.
![[Image: command30l.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30l.png)
That's a double negative, which means you would continue to bow to the black hole. But you haven't been, so you can't continue to do so!
![[Image: command30m.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30m.png)
Which makes it pointless to try!
![[Image: command30n.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30n.png)
The Lesser Paradox Beast informs you that your fine has been increased.
Daedalus Wrote:> BBQ
![[Image: command30o.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30o.png)
You decide to Burn Bridges Quickly. This is pointless, as there are no bridges in sight, and the low temperature of the ice temple would make it hard for you to burn anything. Excellent!
Plet53 Wrote:>WTFBBQ
![[Image: command30p.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30p.png)
You decide to Watch Two Fireflies Build Better Quilts. As there are no fireflies in sight, this is also pointless.
andanotherone Wrote:>OMGWTFBBQ
![[Image: command30q.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30q.png)
You decide to Offensively Mistrust Guys With Tentacles Floating, By Being Quiet. You stew in silence at the Lesser Paradox Beast.
Leylite Wrote:Clearly the answer to the dilemma is to kill the beast with your bare hands, which would be unnecessarily difficult, and then after its dilemma has been averted, pay it after it is dead. This shouldn't cause any problems, since money is weightless and you wouldn't be unburdening itself by doing that.
![[Image: command30r.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30r.png)
Yes! This is clearly the most pointless way of doing things.
![[Image: command30s.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30s.png)
The Lesser Paradox Beast counters your attack by shocking you. This knocks your finger out of your nose.
![[Image: command30t.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30t.png)
Your Point Meter has gone up by 1 as a result of your finger being freed.
quarg Wrote:realise that doing pointless things makes you happy thus they have a point so every action should increase your point meter
![[Image: command30u.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30u.png)
Your happiness is not a sufficiently point-worthy goal to raise the Point Meter. Which is unfortunate, because you'd really like it if the Point Meter went up pointlessly.
quarg Wrote:>vomit on bagels
![[Image: command30v.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30v.png)
You retreat from the battle in order to vomit on bagels. This is probably the stupidest reason ever for stopping a battle, even if it was a pointless battle in the first place.
![[Image: command30w.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30w.png)
The Lesser Paradox Beast is disgusted. You hope this doesn't interfere with any danger it might pose to you, especially since you've attacked it.
Kgummy Wrote:Promise to pay the Paradox Beast in any amulets you may come across. This is pointless, because he most likely won't accept, and you might end up needing an amulet.
![[Image: command30x.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30x.png)
The Lesser Paradox Beast does not accept promises to pay in the future. Especially not from somebody as unreliable as you. Excellent, making the offer was as pointless as you had hoped!
Kgummy Wrote:Also, vow to pointlessly assume the next wearable item you come across is cursed, and thus would be pointless to put on, as you also can assume that you can't remove cursed items while they are cursed. So obviously, you need to pointlessly try to take it off. If it does come off, however, pointlessly put it back on.
![[Image: command30y.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30y.png)
You keep this in mind for future reference.
Private_Thoughts Wrote:Make a cake out of Frozen Bagels for Whatever's party. This is pointless because it is already over. If the cake turns out to be delicious, destroy it, if it does not turn out to be delicious, offer it to the beast as a method of placation. If you cannot make a cake out of the bagels, ask the Beast to do it for you.
![[Image: command30z.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30z.png)
You create a Frozen Vomit Bagel-Cake. It's pretty disgusting.
![[Image: command30za.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30za.png)
You offer it to the Lesser Paradox Beast.
![[Image: command30zb.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30zb.png)
Wait, what's this? It accepts the cake as payment for your fines!
![[Image: command30zc.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30zc.png)
Then it leaves. The next room is now even less obstructed.
![[Image: command30zd.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command30zd.png)
Your Point Meter goes up by 1 due to your fine being paid.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-07-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Kgummy.
Pointlessly create a paradox.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - Dragon Fogel - 11-08-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Kgummy Wrote:Pointlessly create a paradox.
![[Image: command31a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command31a.png)
Your future self appears, and tells you not to travel back to the past when you get a time machine.
![[Image: command31b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command31b.png)
The Lesser Paradox Beast returns to give you a warning, but there's no fine yet as you haven't actually followed your future self's advice and caused a paradox yet.
![[Image: command31c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command31c.png)
Your future self's team goes back into the time machine. The Lesser Paradox Beast vanishes as well, having delivered its warning.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - Plet53 - 11-08-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Plet53.
>Soak yourself in the water on the right of the room.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - Crowstone - 11-08-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.
>Break down the doors as you go into the next room
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-08-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Captain Lhurgoyf.
> Lick a boulder and probably get your tongue stuck doing so.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-08-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Integra Surefire.
>Realize that following your future self's advice would serve a point, thus you should travel back in time without a time machine.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-14-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by suomynonAyletamitlU.
> Warm random, non-contiguous sections of the floor of this room by rubbing them vigorously. The net effect this will have on the total warmth of the floor, much less the room, is miniscule, and your hand will become cold, numb, and painful relatively quickly.
> Do the same with your tongue, as it's likely to become frozen to the floor, leaving you immobile in a terribly uncomfortable position.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-14-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Kgummy.
Pointlessly disguise yourselves as each other, but with beards.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-15-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Leylite.
Now that you've successfully cleared the way forward to the North, it would be far too useful and objective to actually go that way.
>When you're done messing around in this room, head out the South exit by slithering like a snake.
>Read Dominic Deegan in its entirety forwards. This should be very pointless, as nothing in the area should have that written on it, and there should be no reason to expect this action to teleport you back to France, where it would be pointless to return to anyway.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-20-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Private_Thoughts.
Announce loudly to the fountain that you have always admired it, then propose to it. Someone will have to accept eventually.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-27-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by the 5th wall.
propose to futre/past self.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - g0m - 11-27-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by g0m.
Genital mutilation No, do genital mutilation
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-27-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Kgummy.
Wait. For an entire year.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 11-28-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by quarg.
> say : "this sentence is a lie"
> attempt to ingest lesser paradox beast
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 12-07-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Quabarrick.
> ponder burning the comm tower as it clearly traveled back in time with you so attempting to burn it would have failed. thus rendering the whole thing as pointless.
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - OTTO - 12-08-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Mikethefoxhog.
> realise there would be great point in advancing through the dungeon already, and so push a dragon statue in front of the doorway to render this impossible.