(05-07-2016, 05:48 AM)g0m Wrote: »

(05-07-2016, 05:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

Get ready, motherfucker.

(05-07-2016, 05:48 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

(05-07-2016, 05:47 AM)g0m Wrote: »

(05-07-2016, 05:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

get ready mother fucker

i'm ready i've been ready for hours now

(05-07-2016, 05:49 AM)g0m Wrote: »

(05-07-2016, 05:47 AM)g0m Wrote: »get ready mother fucker

guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

(05-07-2016, 05:50 AM)btp Wrote: »"Laser is at work and jacking off."



¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

(05-07-2016, 05:51 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »

(04-20-2016, 05:24 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »D.A.R.E.
Drugs ARE bad

You look the Dark Avaricious Reverse Emperor right in the skull mask and tell him, in no uncertain terms, that drugs ARE, in fact, bad.

"Really?" he says. "I had no idea. I will hereby ban them at once."

Within hours, all drugs are banned through the entire empire. Unfortunately, since you weren't very specific, this means that medication has been banned too and now there is a health care crisis.

Well, now how are you going to fix this mess?

(04-20-2016, 08:55 PM)btp Wrote: »Lets get this twitch stream going!

Yeah, the stream may be twitching, but you aren't going to let that stop you from expanding it further. You get your shovel out and dig.

But just as your shovel strikes the ground, the stream twitches again and knocks the shovel out of your hands. It seems it doesn't want you digging.

You can't abandon this project, though. What are you going to do?

(04-21-2016, 04:55 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »california's soul

Yes, the first soul you will claim for the ritual is the soul of the state of California.

Naturally, you will start your search for this soul in Cleveland, Ohio. You start by sneaking into the mayor's office.

But wait. You spot a flashlight. It seems the security guard is checking in here. How are you going to avoid detection?

(04-21-2016, 07:32 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »Lets get this hitbox stream going!

All right! You've set things up perfectly, and now the stream will hit all the boxes on its way downhill.

You just need to get the water in there.

Um, how are you going to do that, again?

(05-07-2016, 05:51 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »this is not my ideal recurring post content thanks

(05-07-2016, 05:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »TG: ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you
TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass
TT: What is the specific problem?
TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong
TT: You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it.
TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis
TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face
TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it.
TT: Also, coarse is a good word.
TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock
TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses
TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here
TG: like
TG: the proboscalypse i guess
TT: Are you going to start rapping about this?
TG: what no
TG: no listen
TT: Prong of flesh bereft of home
TT: Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.
TG: no oh jesus
TT: Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse
TT: A painted pair of parted lips
TT: That dare through kiss to stir the air
TT: That teases tufts of orange hair.
TT: And though faces flush in lovers' fits,
TT: Hands snug in plush as gloves befit.
TG: ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second
TG: this is serious
TG: i am just saying
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.

(05-07-2016, 05:55 AM)btp Wrote: »"Laser is at work and being productive."



¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

(05-07-2016, 06:00 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »ALL THE WAY TO PAGE TEN THOUSAND

(05-07-2016, 06:04 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »HONESTLY I'M NOT CONVINCED RULE ONE EVEN EXISTS TBH

(05-07-2016, 06:05 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »CALL ME A SKEPTIC BUT WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?

(05-07-2016, 06:05 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This post passes Rule 1.

(05-07-2016, 06:06 AM)btp Wrote: »"Laser is at work and being productive."



¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

(05-07-2016, 06:07 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(g0m)

(05-07-2016, 06:07 AM)btp Wrote: »"Laser is at work and being productive."



¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

(05-07-2016, 06:08 AM)g0m Wrote: »Akumu

(05-07-2016, 06:08 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »"g0m is at work and being productive."



¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

(05-07-2016, 06:12 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This sentence about g0m passes Rule 3.

(05-07-2016, 06:14 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hi
aks
did
we
solve
rule
three

(05-07-2016, 06:17 AM)btp Wrote: »hi! akumu is cool.did we solve this?we tried.solve our puzzles.Akumu rules!three is a number.

(05-07-2016, 06:18 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »gUeSs I bEtTeR gEt In GeAr NoW mY fIeRcE rIvAl (G0m) HaS tHrOwN hIs HaT iN tHe RiNg!

(05-07-2016, 06:19 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Was it a rat I saw?

(05-07-2016, 06:20 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »}:) guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

and g0m

(05-07-2016, 06:26 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »}:) gu322 1 83tt3r g3t 1n g3ar n0vv my F13rc3 R1v4l (g0m) h4s thr0vvn h1s )(4t 1n the r1ng!

(05-07-2016, 06:26 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Space Consortium
Buckle Up Mother Fucker
and g0m

(05-07-2016, 06:32 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »"i would if he didn't bitch out and sleep before the sun came up like a little punk" - akumu in reference to asking sruixan a question