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RE: The Shop - infuriatingCrimson - 04-24-2017
>Inspect what lies beyond the gate.
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-25-2017
Quote:>Inspect what lies beyond the gate.
![[Image: 39.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/k7s5j81g7x81adq/39.png?dl=0)
Beyond the gate, you see a string of buildings and roads all made of stone.
Some of these infrastructures stand taller than others, perhaps homes to those of higher standing.
The streets are quiet, however in the distance, you can hear the echoes of voices and music.
Quote:Kidnap the gatekeeper
![[Image: 40.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/h4tiapqashb2bx1/40.png?dl=0)
Gatekeep has (involuntarily) joined the party.
Quote:yes, let's run away into the woods. we can't just roll over and LET the shop lady control us
Quote:> S U P E R J U M P
![[Image: 41.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ukmnn9ypermo9uu/41.png?dl=0)
...
![[Image: 42.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/p8igahdmvjl1k9d/42.png?dl=0)
You land in the middle of the Thick Thicket.
![[Image: 43.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/zdt0uxu8kmmsmoo/43.png?dl=0)
A creature appears!
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-25-2017
> geT UP GET UP GET UP
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-25-2017
>Inform the creature that you are on official buisiness and that it must step aside.
Or
>Music soothes the savage beast.
RE: The Shop - SC - 04-25-2017
> Distract the creature with your EXCELLENT TAP-DANCING SKILLS!!™
RE: The Shop - Justice Watch - 04-25-2017
Throw a sax at it
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-25-2017
(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it
Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-25-2017
(04-25-2017, 03:31 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it
Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this
yes
RE: The Shop - SC - 04-25-2017
(04-25-2017, 04:03 AM)Myeth Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:31 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it
Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this
yes
THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-25-2017
(04-25-2017, 04:08 AM)SC Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 04:03 AM)Myeth Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:31 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it
Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this
yes
THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS
OHHH THIS IS IT BOYS, THIS IS WAR
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR
W H Y . D O N ' T . W E . F L I N G . A . S A X . A L R E A D Y
RE: The Shop - Kíeros - 04-26-2017
> Also hug the creature. They look cute.
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-26-2017
Quote:> Distract the creature with your EXCELLENT TAP-DANCING SKILLS!!™
In order to tap dance, you are required to have dancing shoes equipped.
Quote:>Music soothes the savage beast.
![[Image: 44.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/i2g58e07owwd09h/44.png?dl=0)
...
![[Image: 45.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/nnmxbyazggri3qk/45.png?dl=0)
Quote:Throw a sax at it
![[Image: 46.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/27gneemkrlr8gr7/46.png?dl=0)
Quote:> Also hug the creature. They look cute.
![[Image: 47.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cmh7lgj13w4kgcz/47.png?dl=0)
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-26-2017
> NO HUGS NO HUGS
> OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOPE THE GATEKEEP GETS EATEN INSTEAD OF YOU
> SOME NIGHTS, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
RE: The Shop - Schazer - 04-26-2017
Get eaten and make the shopkeeper come rescue you
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-26-2017
>Sacrafice the gatekeeper to the monster, lol.
RE: The Shop - btp - 04-26-2017
Slap fight.
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-26-2017
>Teach this creature who's boss by giving it the cold shoulder. Go back to the task at hand content in the knowledge you put this beast in its place.
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-26-2017
Quote:Slap fight.
![[Image: 48.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/e001msrb80oq8mx/48.png?dl=0)
You leap up and slap the creature, leaving a mark it won't soon forget.
Quote:> OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOPE THE GATEKEEP GETS EATEN INSTEAD OF YOU
Quote:>Sacrafice the gatekeeper to the monster, lol.
![[Image: 49.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/7hfoodi78jh3ura/49.png?dl=0)
Your message delivered, you leave the Gatekeep alone to deal with the rest.
Gatekeep has left the party.
Quote:>Teach this creature who's boss by giving it the cold shoulder. Go back to the task at hand content in the knowledge you put this beast in its place.
You leave the sounds of screams and violence behind you.
After wandering aimlessly for a short while, you eventually find your way back to the front gates...
![[Image: 50.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/idtf9d176ducq3d/50.png?dl=0)
After wandering aimlessly for a short while, you eventually find your way back to the front gates...
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-26-2017
Damn, undead made us one cold mother lover
> through the gates
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-26-2017
>Wheel on through and explain to everyone you pass that the gatekeeper abandoned his post and is neglecting his duties.
RE: The Shop - SC - 04-27-2017
> SUPERSPEED. SPEEDRUN THE REST OF THE MISSION. GET STREET CRED FROM THE E-STREAMING COMMUNITY BY DOING SO
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-27-2017
I feel like our karma meter is already way in the red lmao
>Be inconspicuous, check out the locals
RE: The Shop - Reyweld - 04-27-2017
>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute!
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-27-2017
(04-27-2017, 02:33 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute!
I don't think there's anything left to save... I mean, he was adorable, but something that small definitely didn't last long enough for us to go all the way back and save him
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-27-2017
(04-27-2017, 03:17 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-27-2017, 02:33 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute!
I don't think there's anything left to save... I mean, he was adorable, but something that small definitely didn't last long enough for us to go all the way back and save him
Get what's leftover.
Or gut the monster and fish the gatekeeper out.