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RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-07-2016
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RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:28 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Solaris Wrote:eagle time IS a gay ass forum
This post complies with none of the rules.
(05-07-2016, 05:28 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
This post complies with none of the rules!
RE: Post making contest - OrangeAipom - 05-07-2016
weak opponent ixcaliber
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-07-2016
(05-06-2016, 11:57 PM)Wheat Wrote: »(05-06-2016, 11:10 PM)Gatr Wrote: »"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
g0m
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:32 AM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »weak opponent ixcaliber
This post complies with rule 3.
(05-07-2016, 05:34 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-06-2016, 11:57 PM)Wheat Wrote: »(05-06-2016, 11:10 PM)Gatr Wrote: »"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
This post complies with none of the rules!
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-07-2016
"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-07-2016
This post has less than 10 words in it.
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-07-2016
This post also has less than 10 words in it.
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-07-2016
This sentence contains twenty words.
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:37 AM)btp Wrote: »"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
This post complies with none of the rules!
(05-07-2016, 05:39 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This post has less than 10 words in it.
This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5!
(05-07-2016, 05:40 AM)btp Wrote: »This post also has less than 10 words in it.
This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.
(05-07-2016, 05:40 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This sentence contains twenty words.
This post complies with rule 3.
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-07-2016
Gatr Wrote:
"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:41 AM)btp Wrote: »Gatr Wrote:
"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
This post complies with none of the rules!
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-07-2016
"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
RE: pass my post aks - g0m - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!
get ready mother fucker
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:45 AM)btp Wrote: »"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
This post complies with rule 3!
(05-07-2016, 05:47 AM)g0m Wrote: »(05-07-2016, 05:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!
get ready mother fucker
This post complies with rule 5.
RE: pass my post aks - g0m - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!
Get ready, motherfucker.
RE: pass my post aks - Ixcaliber - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:47 AM)g0m Wrote: »(05-07-2016, 05:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!
get ready mother fucker
i'm ready i've been ready for hours now
RE: pass my post aks - g0m - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 05:47 AM)g0m Wrote: »get ready mother fucker
guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-07-2016
"Laser is at work and jacking off."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-07-2016
(04-20-2016, 05:24 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »D.A.R.E.
Drugs ARE bad
You look the Dark Avaricious Reverse Emperor right in the skull mask and tell him, in no uncertain terms, that drugs ARE, in fact, bad.
"Really?" he says. "I had no idea. I will hereby ban them at once."
Within hours, all drugs are banned through the entire empire. Unfortunately, since you weren't very specific, this means that medication has been banned too and now there is a health care crisis.
Well, now how are you going to fix this mess?
(04-20-2016, 08:55 PM)btp Wrote: »Lets get this twitch stream going!
Yeah, the stream may be twitching, but you aren't going to let that stop you from expanding it further. You get your shovel out and dig.
But just as your shovel strikes the ground, the stream twitches again and knocks the shovel out of your hands. It seems it doesn't want you digging.
You can't abandon this project, though. What are you going to do?
(04-21-2016, 04:55 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »california's soul
Yes, the first soul you will claim for the ritual is the soul of the state of California.
Naturally, you will start your search for this soul in Cleveland, Ohio. You start by sneaking into the mayor's office.
But wait. You spot a flashlight. It seems the security guard is checking in here. How are you going to avoid detection?
(04-21-2016, 07:32 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »Lets get this hitbox stream going!
All right! You've set things up perfectly, and now the stream will hit all the boxes on its way downhill.
You just need to get the water in there.
Um, how are you going to do that, again?
RE: Post making contest - Robust Laser - 05-07-2016
this is not my ideal recurring post content thanks
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-07-2016
TG: ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you
TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass
TT: What is the specific problem?
TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong
TT: You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it.
TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis
TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face
TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it.
TT: Also, coarse is a good word.
TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock
TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses
TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here
TG: like
TG: the proboscalypse i guess
TT: Are you going to start rapping about this?
TG: what no
TG: no listen
TT: Prong of flesh bereft of home
TT: Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.
TG: no oh jesus
TT: Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse
TT: A painted pair of parted lips
TT: That dare through kiss to stir the air
TT: That teases tufts of orange hair.
TT: And though faces flush in lovers' fits,
TT: Hands snug in plush as gloves befit.
TG: ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second
TG: this is serious
TG: i am just saying
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-07-2016
"Laser is at work and being productive."
¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-07-2016
ALL THE WAY TO PAGE TEN THOUSAND
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-07-2016
HONESTLY I'M NOT CONVINCED RULE ONE EVEN EXISTS TBH