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RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Infrared - 04-18-2012
(04-14-2012, 09:59 PM)Godbot Wrote: »> Thank the rabbat really slowly and loudly, because it doesn't speak english
![[Image: DRdd3.png]](https://i.imgur.com/DRdd3.png)
You try to thank the weird rabbat thing in a loud, clear voice. You're not sure why the little rat-imp thing replied. Demonic Runes are hard!
(04-14-2012, 10:49 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Can you say "I would like to talk to a translator. I do not speak Lower Circles-ese"?
![[Image: XNZG0.png]](https://i.imgur.com/XNZG0.png)
You try asking for a translator or someone of a higher hierarchy, you hope they don't find it racist.
![[Image: SHOXX.png]](https://i.imgur.com/SHOXX.png)
Augh if only they didn't talk so fast, you don't get a word of what they're saying.
![[Image: BlsYV.png]](https://i.imgur.com/BlsYV.png)
Uh... why is he assuming you understand what he's saying? You nod your head every two or three seconds just to be polite.
![[Image: DXHvE.png]](https://i.imgur.com/DXHvE.png)
He just keeps on talking, when is he gonna stop why is he pointing that way. Oh you think you heard the word vampire in-between his speech is that where the vampires are? That doesn't look like a vampire castle at all.
![[Image: s1oVQ.png]](https://i.imgur.com/s1oVQ.png)
Okay you guess you'll go in, better prepare first. Known abilities thus far:
- Crafty disguising
- Awesome macho swag
- Kung-fu
What do
![[Image: PNW0V.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/PNW0V.gif)
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Anthano Zasalla - 04-18-2012
(04-18-2012, 10:02 AM)Ed Wrote: »Known abilities thus far:
- Crafty disguising
- Awesome macho swag
- Kung-fu
What do
But... of course! It's so simple!
> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - btp - 04-18-2012
(04-18-2012, 12:32 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
hey no need to pull out the big guns yet!
Oh wait, maybe there is.
> pull out those big guns
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - AgentBlue - 04-18-2012
Craft some bone stakes, maybe?
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Godbot - 04-18-2012
You're probably going to need some fake blood. Maybe they sell demonic burgers around here?
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Dragon Fogel - 04-18-2012
>KUNG-FU THAT BLOOD BANK
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-18-2012
Spend a few years integrating into your new home.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - MaxieSatan - 04-19-2012
(04-18-2012, 12:32 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »(04-18-2012, 10:02 AM)Ed Wrote: »Known abilities thus far:
- Crafty disguising
- Awesome macho swag
- Kung-fu
What do
But... of course! It's so simple!
> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
vampire bruce lee
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-19-2012
Let's disguise ourself as two Bruce Lees.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Infrared - 04-19-2012
(04-19-2012, 12:34 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »(04-18-2012, 12:32 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
vampire bruce lee
![[Image: VuQDL.png]](https://i.imgur.com/VuQDL.png)
You grab your black sharpie and your can of hair spray. 'S time to pull out the big guns.
![[Image: 9gNuH.png]](https://i.imgur.com/9gNuH.png)
You style your hair to make it look a little puffy, then carefully scribble some suave bushy brows and some goth looking eye bags. Removing your shirt and wearing it as a vampire cape for extra suave effect. Now you're ready!
![[Image: keafX.png]](https://i.imgur.com/keafX.png)
Okay.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - btp - 04-19-2012
> take a seat. Demand service.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Kitet - 04-19-2012
Order the burger of +5 vampire slaying.
Or a regular burger if you can't afford that.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Anthano Zasalla - 04-19-2012
Stride up to the food line, and ask for the HOTTEST BURGER IN HELL.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - AgentBlue - 04-19-2012
Be stared at!
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Godbot - 04-19-2012
> Kick a chair over.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - MaxieSatan - 04-20-2012
Be harassed by some TOUGH CUSTOMERS. Proceed to OUT-TOUGH THEM via THROWS and KICKS.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - thriggle - 04-20-2012
> Scream and flip over someone's table just to prove how tough you are.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Infrared - 04-23-2012
(04-19-2012, 03:08 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Be stared at!
![[Image: Kjq9t.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Kjq9t.png)
You are being stared at REAL HARD by these though looking monster... guests? This vampire castle is really weird.
![[Image: XiXrj.png]](https://i.imgur.com/XiXrj.png)
"Hello there! And welcome to the Bloody Burger™, house of the bloodiest burger of them all! How may i help you?!"
![[Image: JW2au.png]](https://i.imgur.com/JW2au.png)
...
(04-20-2012, 08:15 AM)thriggle Wrote: »> Scream and flip over someone's table just to prove how tough you are.
![[Image: GYoov.png]](https://i.imgur.com/GYoov.png)
YEEARRRGH GOTTA PROVE ALL THESE TOTALLY NOT INTIMIDATING MONSTERS YOU'RE THE TOUGHEST GUY AROUND.
![[Image: bI7RL.png]](https://i.imgur.com/bI7RL.png)
D-did she just speak English?
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Godbot - 04-24-2012
But are the burgers bloody enough for you to die?
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - AgentBlue - 04-24-2012
Take a seat!
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-24-2012
Order the spiciest burger they have.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - Anthano Zasalla - 04-24-2012
> "Okay, I need directions. You guys have a bathroom?"
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - btp - 04-24-2012
> don't drink the water
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - PocketSprout - 04-24-2012
Be suave, man! Be suave!
>"Whoa, sorry there miss. I just can't control myself around a pretty woman like you."
Eyebrow wiggle for emphasis. THAT IS AN IMPORTANT STEP.
RE: Let's go vampire hunting - MaxieSatan - 04-24-2012
"I'm really enthusiastic about burgers."