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RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-22-2017
Quote:> inspect surroundings, where are we?
![[Image: 24.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/0kbdvf8fgbx3d0w/24.png?dl=0)
Around you circles a large forest of trees.
The door which you came from hums quietly behind you.
In front of you stands a large gate, behind which appears to be something resembling an old villa.
Quote:Let's read that envelope! So we know who it goes to.
![[Image: 25.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/qsejuas1owupbrt/25.png?dl=0)
Quote:>Ding-dong! Avon calling!
You ring the bell at the gate.
![[Image: 26.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/fola1yoydjhusq0/26.png?dl=0)
GATEKEEP
"Yes? Who is it?"
GATEKEEP
"Yes? Who is it?"
Quote:Do a few donuts to get the hang of wheeling. And also just for fun
![[Image: 27.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/2b9hsnph2sswjm0/27.png?dl=0)
Quote:>Violently WIEW at terrified pedestrians to show dominance
Quote:> Press button on Duckcycle with a pre-recorded scream sound
![[Image: 28.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/d110srrr5uozs93/28.png?dl=0)
![[Image: 29.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/080o0q2cdviq5iu/29.png?dl=0)
"WIEW!"
Quote:>Wish for ability to scream in agony.
![[Image: 30.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/woymrwradgzdmi3/30.png?dl=0)
"..."
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-22-2017
... Ok that's enough.
> try to get up, see if you can synthesize a reply or something with duckcycle, Vocaloid style?
RE: The Shop - SC - 04-22-2017
((this adventure just keeps getting better and better))
> Play an old nightcore song. Rave to it like you've never raved before.
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-22-2017
(04-22-2017, 08:28 AM)SC Wrote: »((this adventure just keeps getting better and better))
> Play an old nightcore song. Rave to it like you've never raved before.
Here, this fits or existential crisis!
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-22-2017
>We're doing such a good job, let's make the Shopkeep proud!
>Shopkeep: Be watching us acting like a complete goof. Yeah, this is pretty much what you expected.
>Smash through the front gate with absolutely no regard for the gatekeeper's delicate feelings.
RE: The Shop - GhostOfSam - 04-22-2017
>Hold up letter
>"Mail call!"
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-22-2017
(04-22-2017, 09:19 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Smash through the front gate with absolutely no regard for the gatekeeper's delicate feelings.
>Gatekeeper sees this little robot shit going at the speed of sound while violently convulsing to shitty nightcore before he get's run over https://youtu.be/kQzfN9LBOL8
RE: The Shop - Reyweld - 04-22-2017
>look for the button that makes the birdcycle say you're a debt collector, and press it at least once
RE: The Shop - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-22-2017
this looks like a job for lifealert
RE: The Shop - tronn - 04-22-2017
>Just tell them that you have a letter to deliver please send someone to pick it up
RE: The Shop - Arcanuse - 04-22-2017
>Sigh. Alright, time to push ourselves up. Somebody is probably going to show up to the gate soon anyways.
RE: The Shop - btp - 04-22-2017
(04-22-2017, 04:06 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »this looks like a job for lifealert
If only we had a way to purchase one of those buzzers.
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-23-2017
Quote:>Smash through the front gate with absolutely no regard for the gatekeeper's delicate feelings.
It doesn't seem like you'll be smashing any gates anytime soon.
Quote:>Sigh. Alright, time to push ourselves up. Somebody is probably going to show up to the gate soon anyways.
![[Image: 31.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/1hphtrg8gp196a2/31.png?dl=0)
Quote:>look for the button that makes the birdcycle say you're a debt collector, and press it at least once
You find the button, but a voices echoes inside you:
"There's a time and place for everything, but now is not the time!"
"There's a time and place for everything, but now is not the time!"
Quote:> Play an old nightcore song. Rave to it like you've never raved before.
![[Image: 32.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/2pm76w27jjllkza/32.png?dl=0)
Quote:>Hold up letter
>"Mail call!"
![[Image: 33.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/femg88al167d81y/33.png?dl=0)
Gatekeep:
"..."
![[Image: 35.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/eiz34duf23bzebr/35.png?dl=0)
Gatekeep:
"Oh. Ok."
![[Image: 34.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/z35j3benpfqykyz/34.png?dl=0)
RE: The Shop - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-23-2017
it's really bad form to leave us off with "do you go through the door and advance the plot, yes or no"
so i say we wheel away in the opposite direction. let's see what happens if we try to effect our escape from the shop' grasp prematurely
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-23-2017
Just... stand there
Someone will come to get you eventually
eventually
eventually.............
RE: The Shop - SC - 04-23-2017
Clip into the floor, triggering a level skip that skips you past this duty entirely. #SPEEDRUNSTRATZ4LYFE #FOLLOWFRIDAY #HOMESTUCK #ONCELEROTP
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-23-2017
(04-23-2017, 06:27 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »it's really bad form to leave us off with "do you go through the door and advance the plot, yes or no"
so i say we wheel away in the opposite direction. let's see what happens if we try to effect our escape from the shop' grasp prematurely
While also playing shitty nightcore, can't forget it.
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-23-2017
>That was easy. Too easy... As you go inside, yell to the gatekeeper that you're onto his deceitful treachery.
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-23-2017
Quote:so i say we wheel away in the opposite direction. let's see what happens if we try to effect our escape from the shop' grasp prematurely
![[Image: 36.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/1uu5pzxin3hmesl/36.png?dl=0)
The thicket behind you appears almost impossible to navigate. Unknown shadows shuffle in the distance.
Are you sure this is where you want to go?
Quote:Just... stand there
After a few moments, the Gatekeep hops out to greet you.
![[Image: 37.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6cmtcp40stosepw/37.png?dl=0)
Gatekeep:
"Hey there! It's been too long since we last had a visitor!"
Quote:>That was easy. Too easy... As you go inside, yell to the gatekeeper that you're onto his deceitful treachery.
![[Image: 38.png?dl=0]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ppyqxjq3fuqscdw/38.png?dl=0)
You yell at the Gatekeep over your suspicions.
They reply with a confused stare.
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-23-2017
Oh right, we can't talk except for recordings right?
> attempt to pick up the gatekeeper, it's weirdly cute
RE: The Shop - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-23-2017
yes, let's run away into the woods. we can't just roll over and LET the shop lady control us
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-23-2017
>Just shove past the gatekeeper and stroll in like you own the place. You've got 'tude to spare, hombre.
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-24-2017
(04-23-2017, 11:22 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »yes, let's run away into the woods. we can't just roll over and LET the shop lady control us
Kidnap the gatekeeper
RE: The Shop - SC - 04-24-2017
> S U P E R J U M P
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-24-2017
(04-24-2017, 02:18 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-23-2017, 11:22 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »yes, let's run away into the woods. we can't just roll over and LET the shop lady control us
Kidnap the gatekeeper
Just fuckin inhale him and wheel away.