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RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 03:36 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Tell me about this post aks, does it break, fail, violate, contravene, infringe, or disobey any rules?
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(05-23-2016, 03:36 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »(also please stop)
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(05-23-2016, 03:59 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »AKS MUST BE STOPPED
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(05-23-2016, 04:01 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »AKS IS BULLYING ME
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(05-23-2016, 04:12 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »"AKS MUST BE STOPPED" IS ONE OF THE ANSWERS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
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(05-23-2016, 05:14 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Does this post abrogate, break, contradict, defy, evade, fail, gainsay, hinder, infringe, jettison, kung-fu, lapse, misinterpret, negate, obstruct, preclude, quash, resist, spurn, thwart, upset, violate, wreck, xor, yield, or zero any rules?
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(05-23-2016, 05:14 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Seriously, I had a lot of trouble finding something appropriate that started with k.
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(05-23-2016, 05:21 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This is me posting.
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(05-23-2016, 05:22 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This is me posting again.
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(05-23-2016, 05:23 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »You know what's cool? Posting.
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(05-23-2016, 05:27 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Hey, who remembers this?
(04-28-2016, 12:50 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »(04-26-2016, 06:59 AM)Anomaly Wrote: »I’d like to start this thing up once again.
So here we go - it’s time to break some rules.
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Good times, good times.
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(05-23-2016, 05:28 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Perhaps one set takes
Once
Seriously
This
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(05-23-2016, 05:29 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »AKUMU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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(05-23-2016, 05:29 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I don't know what I was going for there.
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(05-23-2016, 05:32 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
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(05-23-2016, 05:37 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »this is what cyberbullying looks like in the year 2016
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(05-23-2016, 05:42 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »FOLD BETWEEN S'S
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(05-23-2016, 05:43 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Code:MY RULES YOUR JUDGEMENT
1234# 12345
12#4? 12345
1234# #23#5
12345 12345
12345 #23#5
12345 #23#5
1234# 12#45
#2#45 1#3#5
1234# 12345
1234# 12345
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(05-23-2016, 05:43 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »There's more where that came from, Akumu. You know there is.
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(05-23-2016, 05:43 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »this is hell, we're in hell now
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(05-23-2016, 05:44 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »disinfect
frustrated
redemand
nightingale
unexcised
bilingual
deforest
dangerous
unimpressed
adviser
defacement
jellyfish
reconfirm
sponsorship
arriving
ferryboat
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(05-23-2016, 05:49 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This post has a beard and a sword.
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(05-23-2016, 05:50 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Nearly ten percent of my posts are in this thread, what the hell.
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(05-23-2016, 05:50 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This thread which is only about a month old, I might remind you.
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(05-23-2016, 05:51 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »ALMOST A THIRD OF MY POSTS ARE IN THIS THREAD
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(05-23-2016, 05:52 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Ix has even more posts in this thread than I do, and I already had too many.
Save yourself, Ix.
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(05-23-2016, 05:52 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »OVER A QUARTER
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(05-23-2016, 05:52 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »[6:49 PM] Sruixan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[6:49 PM] Ixcaliber: same tho
[6:51 PM] Akumu: lol
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(05-23-2016, 05:56 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-23-2016, 05:52 PM)g0m Wrote: »g0m Wrote:
The year is 2010. You're really jazzed about Inception, you think the iPad will probably fail within a year, and posting MS paint drawings on an internet forum still seems like a viable way to spend your spare time. One day, during a rousing game of Rock Band 3, you hear the sound of Power by Kanye West - someone's calling you on your flip phone, which is still sort of outdated but not super embarrassing yet! Who could it be?
Ixcaliber Wrote:
It's your friend Julian. He says he's in a little trouble and he needs your help!
SleepingOrange Wrote:
"I don't have time for your dumb problems, Julian, I've got a Memelords concert to plan!"
btp Wrote:
Yes! Your stalker-hack system is working! You can now eavesdrop on your favorite band! but...oh no! It sounds like Julian is in trouble! Good thing you keep a constant update on his location.
Schazer Wrote:
a52 Wrote:
Dragon Fogel Wrote:
"I hate you so much right now, Julian."
earthexe Wrote:
Robust Laser Wrote:
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everyone... we did it. congratulations
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(05-23-2016, 05:57 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »tag yourself i'm julian
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(05-23-2016, 05:58 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »i'm the corpse in the alley that was totally Akumu Julian's fault
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(05-23-2016, 05:59 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »So Akumu, we've decided that the best way of getting our revenge is to continue to flood this thread with posts so that you have to spend as much time suffering through the judgement process as we do through the "guessing" stage.
To this end, I'm about to get back to work. I will be keeping you posted, quite literally.
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(05-23-2016, 06:00 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This is me posting again.
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(05-23-2016, 06:01 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #1.
I have not yet got back to work. I was made to scream for Discord voice chat, which I have not yet left.
End of message.
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(05-23-2016, 06:01 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Seriously, though, that SALD is amazing. Julian kept his name through the whole thing!
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(05-23-2016, 06:02 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-23-2016, 05:58 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »i'm the corpse in the alley that was totally Akumu Julian's fault
He probably just stumbled onto one of the penguin's victims.
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(05-23-2016, 06:03 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Hey Akumu, you've got the right order.
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(05-23-2016, 06:04 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #2.
I just went to the loo.
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(05-23-2016, 06:05 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #3.
I just fed my Neko Atsume cats. Smokey left my 6 gold fish for the Zebra Grass Gadget, and today's password was "office". Only three more days until I get the free Ritzy Bitz!
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(05-23-2016, 06:08 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #4.
I refilled my water jug whilst deciding what music to put on. I've settled for Kiln's 2007 album, Dusker, because it's nice and calm and good music to do things to. I do need to decompress a bit in order to concentrate on my revision, after all.
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(05-23-2016, 06:10 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Aks I hope this is what you wanted.
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(05-23-2016, 06:11 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #5.
I'm going through the lubrication theory examples from the lecture notes to make sure I can do them by myself. The first is steady flow in a one-dimensional slider bearing, which shouldn't be too hard.
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RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 05-23-2016
So, fifty-four posts, eh? Who wants to see if we can give Akumu that many more whenever they finish that set of posts.
RE: Post making contest - Kaynato - 05-23-2016
The backlog will never end.
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
Okay, this is getting a bit mean now. We should probably wait for Akumu to judge before we continue.
(...says the guy who posted earlier to inform Akumu that he'd been to the loo...)
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
Here's a heads up, Aks refuses to deny that he's mixing and matching rules from different rulesets therefore i'm out. Have fun with this one guys!
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
Metal Man is a 0 fuckeq.
Quick Man is a.
Air man is b
Bubble man is c.
Crash man is f.
Flash man is h.
Heat man is w.
Wood man is m.
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 06:56 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Here's a heads up, Aks refuses to deny that he's mixing and matching rules from different rulesets therefore i'm out. Have fun with this one guys!
what
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
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RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
(05-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Wheat Wrote: »i got tongue tied.
it's ok, me too
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RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
Ix those do not look like the posts of someone who is "out".
Are you okay?
Is Akumu holding you hostage and forcing you to post?
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
i'm bad at math i can't divide i don't understand division and it's crippling me (but ultimately my inability to figure out which rulesets should be active at any given time is meaningless if we're mixing and matching)
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-23-2016
Reserved for future judgments.
It might be helpful to look at posts 3438 through 3441 and their judgments.
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
IT IS OVER
APPARENTLY I HAVE WON
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
A VICTORY FOR SPITEPOSTING
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
LUBRICATION SAVED US ALL
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 06:11 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #5.
I'm going through the lubrication theory examples from the lecture notes to make sure I can do them by myself. The first is steady flow in a one-dimensional slider bearing, which shouldn't be too hard.
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Rules post shortly.
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
IT WAS LEGITIMATELY "LUBRICATION" THAT SAVED THE DAY
OH MY GOD
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
LUBRICATION SAVED US ALL
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
LUBRICATION: the hot new meme
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-23-2016
Pre-amble: There are 23 "valid" rulesets, counting Wheat's emptyquote rules but not counting Robust Laser's Fogel-only rules.
The rulesets are numbered in order from 1 for g0m's to 23 for Kaynato's.
Let the post number be P.
Here are the rules:
1. The post follows Rule 1 of ruleset P%23 + 1.
2. The post follows Rule 2 of ruleset (2P + floor(P/23))%23 + 1.
3. The post follows Rule 3 of ruleset (3P + floor(P/232))%23 + 1.
4. The post follows Rule 4 of ruleset (4P + floor(P/233))%23 + 1.
5. The post follows Rule 5 of ruleset (5P + floor(P/234))%23 + 1.
So the winning post 3456 had to follow the rules:
1. Contains at least one word that has not yet been used this round.
2. Contains at least one numeric digit.
3. No quotes.
4. At least three different types of punctuation.
5. No images.
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
That ruleset is the devil and you are a saint for commiting to it, Akumu.
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
I'M NOT A MATHS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
*angry kazoo noises*
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-23-2016
I have a new terrible ruleset.
Don't worry, this should be quick even though it's awful.
No hints in the initial post.
RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 09:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I'M NOT A MATHS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THISThe first post (counting from the beginning of the thread) would have to follow rule 1 of set 2 (R1S2), R2S3, R3S4, R4S5, and R5S6. The second post had to follow R1S3, R2S5, R3S7, R4S9, R5S11. Going forward, the fifth post had to follow R1S6, R2S11, R2S16, R4S21, and R5S26 26-23=3 so R5S3.
And then to be annoying, the 24th post should have been the same as the first, but Akumu screwed things up so it follows R2S4 instead of R2S3. And then kept adding one every 23 posts to that.
So then the 530th should have been the same as the first, so Akumu screwed it up to need R3S5, and kept adding one to that every 529 posts.
Technically, it went on further, but there wasn't 12167 posts so we didn't have to deal with that.