(07-28-2014, 02:35 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »Oh yeah Niall, I'd like to buy a drink for Sruixan.
Give him a Blowjob if you will.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blow_Job_(cocktail)

Quote:Blowjob
30 ml Irish Cream
30 ml Coffee Liqueur
30 ml Bartender's Secret
Whipped Cream

Combine all liquids in shaker and shake with ice.
Strain into a shot glass (double size, of course) and top with whipped cream. Serve.

(07-28-2014, 03:33 PM)Granolaman Wrote: »Can I get something that's got a lethal amount of alcohol in it? Please and thank you.
Also Vote: Chocopi
As much as existence pains me, I agree that we need to focus down on some of these lurkers.
I got dibs on Beruru.

Quote:True Kamikaze
2x750ml bottles of Triple Sec
2x750ml bottles of Triple Distilled Vodka
1.5 Liters of Lime Juice
30ml of Bartender's Secret
Watermelon

Pour all ingredients into a bucket. Add 500 grams of ice.
Stir with the flat end of an oar. Garnish with half a watermelon jammed onto the rim of the bucket.
Serve.

(07-28-2014, 04:23 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Well, I can't say I've ever had a Blowjob before, you know, but I would be more than happy to try one... but only, amos, if you give it to me personally. None of this middleman malarkey - if you wish for me to sample your shooter, then you need to be brave enough to approach me in the flesh and give it to me willingly. You know now that I'm interested, so you just have to put the effort in. But hey, go easy now! If this turns out to be the start of something, then I will not hesitate to whip out my blade and do you in for good...

(07-28-2014, 06:12 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »Niall, a Zombie please.

Quote:Zombie
30ml White Rum
30ml Dark Rum
30ml Golden Rum
30ml Apricot Brandy
15ml 151-Proof Rum
30ml Pineapple Juice
30ml Lime Juice
30ml Bartender's Surprise

Combine all ingredients into a shaker with ice.
Shake thoroughly and try not to contemplate your inevitable demise and the nature of death itself in light of the living death mingling with the living as you serve drinks to a hostile patronage.
Pour into a highball glass and garnish with a crazy straw and a maraschino cherry.
Wipe the nervous sweat from your brow.

(07-28-2014, 06:44 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »Man, what's this "Bartender's Surprise."

(07-28-2014, 04:59 PM)Niall Wrote: »

Quote:True Kamikaze
2x750ml bottles of Triple Sec
2x750ml bottles of Triple Distilled Vodka
1.5 Liters of Lime Juice
30ml of Bartender's Secret
Watermelon

Pour all ingredients into a bucket. Add 500 grams of ice.
Stir with the flat end of an oar. Garnish with half a watermelon jammed onto the rim of the bucket.
Serve.

Now, as a responsible bartender I must let you know that even if you drink a portion of this discontented beverage you will be severely intoxicated tonight and have a painful hangover tomorrow. Should you choose to drink all of your death-wish-in-a-pail, you will probably die. "This message brought to you by BiRD, the Bitches for Responsible Drinking."
"Drinks up!"