Quote:DIARY OF CHESTER D. LUFFY | STARDATE 6/12/3309
Dear diary
Could not find paper so decided to dictate diary entry loudly into the camp in hopes that someone else will write it down for me
When will they see? I am surrounded by the blind and ignorant, it is insulting to learn that such Sheeple could befoul the noble Chester name
While I continue my important work these cretins sit around stuffing their faces and then trying to eat other people's faces with complete lack of success
Do they not know what is at stake here??? (Note: Did I actually remember to tell anyone what was at stake? Silly question, of course I did. Besides, it's obvious for any who care to look) (Oh and would you kindly draw a little strikethrough over that "Note:" sentence, I can't think of a suitable way to pronounce that out loud)

Despite obvious genius am beginning to become suspicious of own understand of the scientific method, it turns out being a genius physicist investigator is hard???
Bottle of juice that I brought with me; startlingly delicious but not yet actively malevolent.
Pockets of rude babbling man revealed no clues.
Where are the snakes ???????????????????????
No other leads

Perhaps start by investigating the enigmatic mute Chester Drawers, is he really unable to speak............ or merely................................ unwilling??!??
Course of action: poke repeatedly with stick then insert universal link port into whatever convenient orifice presents itself

Oh and I think someone died, must not forget to investigate this
Whoever is writing this down, please make sure to keep an ample supply of stationary in case I need you to write down anything else
That mute guy must have some if he can draw stuff so just go and mug him or something