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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Solekii - 07-29-2016
You are an archeologist who discovered a time machine. You promptly use it to travel to all your favourite time periods to date all your favourite historical figures and completely fuck up history.
Secrete ending where you wind up with a sapient dinosaur
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-29-2016
You are dating commercials. No, not people from commercials, the whole commercials. On the plus side, think of all the advertising money you would get from making the game.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - OrangeAipom - 07-30-2016
(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?
name a real dating sim and i'll buy it
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-30-2016
You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kaynato - 07-30-2016
You're dating the walls of a room.in hallucinations
That's it.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - OrangeAipom - 07-30-2016
a dating sim but you're playing backgammon and there's no dating
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kaynato - 07-30-2016
A dating sim where you flit between false imaginings and reliving implanted memories, unable to tell which is the truth you must truly wake up to.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - OrangeAipom - 07-30-2016
(07-30-2016, 12:40 AM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?
name a real dating sim and i'll buy it
oh right i already played hatoful boyfriend so that doesn't count
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-30-2016
You're dating fremp. There is nothing else, only fremp.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kaynato - 07-30-2016
I was doodling some of these:
(07-22-2016, 07:37 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.
Or, 🔞👰💓😀📲📖👌
![[Image: 8097ea7cb3929dfa5a6ccb8e149cc573.png]](https://gyazo.com/8097ea7cb3929dfa5a6ccb8e149cc573.png)
(07-23-2016, 12:12 AM)Loather Wrote: »YOU'RE THIRSTY FROM ALL THE NONSTOP SCREAMING YOU DO SO YOU GO ON DATES AND THEY ALL GO HORRIBLY BECAUSE OF THE SCREAMING AND IT'S JUST CONSTANT DAMAGE CONTROL
![[Image: cece60712e99f2055162875fa27466ef.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/cece60712e99f2055162875fa27466ef.png)
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-30-2016
(07-30-2016, 12:47 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.
what if it's a d20
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-30-2016
Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Nopad - 07-30-2016
you're all the other characters dating the same generic main character
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-30-2016
(07-30-2016, 03:15 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.
I like those odds.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kaynato - 07-30-2016
Aristotle's world of forms. Platonic ideal dating.
Yes I know it's Plato's world but that Aristotle stole it is the plot
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - qwerx3 - 07-30-2016
Combine the dice with that and we get
PLATONIC SOLID DATING
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - btp - 07-30-2016
(07-30-2016, 05:48 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »PLATONIC SOLID DATING
*snrk*
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - a52 - 07-30-2016
(07-30-2016, 05:19 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Aristotle's world of forms. Platonic ideal dating.
Yes I know it's Plato's world but that Aristotle stole it is the plot
Actual Platonic era dating. Two men fucking the everliving shit out of each other on a battlefield.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-30-2016
Date all the threads in Hawkspace.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Gimeurcookie - 07-30-2016
Date humanization of all the eagletime boards. Will you date Hawkspace or Neo New Trollslum, the choice is yours.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kaynato - 07-30-2016
Date various methods of dating. The final date is "this" itself.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-30-2016
Your date asks you to go to Tim Hortons with them.
You don't live in Canada.
And yes, I know Tim Hortons isn't only in Canada, but come on it's funnier
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Solekii - 07-30-2016
(07-30-2016, 05:49 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Your date asks you to go to Tim Hortons with them.
You don't live in Canada.
And yes, I know Tim Hortons isn't only in Canada, but come on it's funnier
You have to date personifications of Canadian franchises
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-31-2016
Cookie Clicker dating
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - OrangeAipom - 07-31-2016
(07-31-2016, 06:52 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Cookie Clicker dating
https://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/148216300320/haha-unrelatedly-tho-do-you-ever-find-yourself