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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Ixcaliber - 07-17-2014
i am broken
i need fast cars cartoons
shank disney xd
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - konec0 - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 06:56 PM)Scoffles Wrote: »I am just flat out Rip Torn over here.
we can fix that, friend
Shank: Scoffles
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-17-2014
Very well (whale).
We need to settle our ceteacean judgement once and for all.
As for me, what better weapon for a future whale regent than the majestic narwhal.
![[Image: tumblr_mwhk6oWXDc1sm3sw6o1_r1_400.gif]](https://37.media.tumblr.com/cfa831f494c818ae958fc5913be5ee53/tumblr_mwhk6oWXDc1sm3sw6o1_r1_400.gif)
Look at this magnificent bastard.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 07-17-2014
For this statement (and a song from an artist I like) you will not be getting a visit from me tonight.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Dragon Fogel - 07-17-2014
An excellent choice of weapon. I will need to think carefully on what best to wield in response.
Ah, yes, I know. I could choose another kind of whale, but my mastery of these majestic creatures is such that it would simply grant you too great a disadvantage. I am aiming for victory, not humiliation.
So instead, I shall march into battle wielding the apparently-immortal Granolaman. This plan cannot possibly go wrong in any way.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-17-2014
I recommend you sharpen granola's feet into points so you can wield him like some sort of hideous trident.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 08:53 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »I recommend you sharpen granola's feet into points so you can wield him like some sort of hideous trident.
There is very definitely a joke to be made here, but I can't think of a way of making it that doesn't result in me being shanked in the face.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-17-2014
USE IT OR LOSE IT, SRUIXAN.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 07-17-2014
Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-17-2014
OW IT HURTS WHEN I LAUGH
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - yd12k - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 09:02 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Palamedes - 07-17-2014
It is a goddamn travesty that we're not getting around to murdering someone. Nine votes is our current max wagon?
Despicable.
Come on guys let's just get to murdering Red so we can get our nightshanks on.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-17-2014
Hey Granola is it okay if I sharpen your feet into evil points.
If you are presumably alive by the end of the whaleduel, you gain more points, hence more shankvantage.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 09:08 PM)yd12k Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 09:02 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
Is mostly silliness based on my backstory
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-17-2014
Not all mortals
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Phish - 07-17-2014
Shank Granolaman
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Acionyx - 07-17-2014
Quote:Red709 - 9 (Solaris, Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, cyber95, Palamedes, makerofthegames, Red709, x1372, amosmyn)
Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Sanzh, Sotek, SupahKiven)
makerofthegames - 4 (Whimbrel, ICan'tGiveCredit, druplesnubb, Granolaman)
Granolaman - 4 (Acionyx, BlazerC, konec0, beruru)
amosmyn - 2 (Dalmationer, Demonsul)
"Anomaly" - 2 (Chwoka, Crowstone)
Dalmationer - 1 (antisequitur)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Fragowump)
Fragowump - 1 (Phish)
Schazer - 1 (Gnauga)
"Anyone opposed to creating a shankproof mech" - 1 (Sai)
- 1 (Bigro)
Akumu - 1 (Pharas)
Whimbrel - 1 (AgentBlue)
druplesnubb - 1 (Not The Author)
"Elvis" - 1 (yd12k)
"the spacetime anomaly" - 1 (antisequitur)
Abstaining - 15 (Akumu, Seedy, Coldblooded, Niall, Deviant One, fivex, Prime Intellect, Ixcaliber, Breadpocalypse, Plaid, Mikeee, Truegreen, Everanix, Chocolate Pi, Pick Yer Poison)
Clearly we need more alphabetized shankery
beru and koneco should leave the granolashank and coldblooded, deviant one, everanix, fivex, Gnuaga, Ixcalibur, /then/ koneco, Mikee, Niall, Pyp, Red, Truegreen, Whimbrel, x1372, and yd12k
That seems contrived enough to kill an immortal unless the missing letters are the secret??
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - yd12k - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 09:18 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 09:08 PM)yd12k Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 09:02 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
Is mostly silliness based on my backstory
That's the most annoying mostly I've ever read in my life.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - amosmyn - 07-17-2014
Acio knows best!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Coldblooded - 07-17-2014
That all makes perfect sense to me!
Lynch Granolaman
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - yd12k - 07-17-2014
I'd like to help the plan to perform an alphabetical shank. just fyi
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 08:33 PM)konec0 Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 06:56 PM)Scoffles Wrote: »I am just flat out Rip Torn over here.
we can fix that, friend
False
Rip Torn is dead
Deadening me would not make me /less/ Rip Torn
Also I would like to take the time to reiterate that everyone who shanks me tonight will have nothing at all bad happen to them
how have we not used this more
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-17-2014
because you don't bring guns to a knife fight
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-17-2014
Oh thats a gun? Lousy lobsters
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Dragon Fogel - 07-17-2014
You can shank my weapon alphabetically after this duel, dang it.
Now let's get this started.
I grab Granolaman and hop on the pantswhale's back, waiting for the duel to officially begin.