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Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Schazer - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
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Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Schazer - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Schazer - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
"A vacuum cleaner. Moving on its own. Building an army out of our inventory." The store's owner looked at Simmons skeptically. "And to top it off, you claim that this vacuum cleaner has skeleton arms. I mean, I might be able to believe the rest if I was really drunk, but the arms? Are you just trying to come up with the most unbelievable story ever? Next you'll be telling me it flew here on a broomstick! Or maybe it has a gun, too!"
"No, sir!" Simmons protested. "I swear, I saw it with my own eyes! I can even show you where it is, it's probably still building them!"
"You've clearly lost it, Simmons. Look, if you're afraid to look for a thief, just say so. I'll just call the police and they can investigate the door."
"I'm not lying! I really saw that... thing!"
The owner sighed, and picked up the phone.
"Hello? Police? This is Bob's Appliance Megastore. Somebody broke our front door, and they may still be in the store... Or maybe they vandalized it and ran away. Either way, I'd like to... What's all that noise in the background? It's very distracting." He paused. "Two officers claiming they were assaulted by... a vacuum cleaner with skeleton arms?" The manager's face sunk. "...And it flew away on a broomstick? Um, on second thought, can you put one of them on the line? I have an employee who might like to talk to them."
He handed the phone over to Simmons.
"Either this is some elaborate prank that both you and the police are in on, or the world's gone crazy. In either case, this is your problem now. I'm going home early."
"Er. Yes sir, Mr. Luther." Simmons talked into the phone. "Hello? Officer? Yes, I think I've seen this vacuum cleaner of yours..."
Robert "Bob" Luther walked out of his office. He had been having such a good day up until then, too. This stupid vacuum cleaner was ruining everything, just like it always did...
Where had that thought come from? He needed this break more than he thought.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-25-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Damn. I was hoping to use Lutherion to my advantage... He was the only loophole I've found in this cursed game. Aeon sighed. He would have to make do with what he had now.
And "now" involved finding Nathan. To his surprise this was actually not a very difficult task--Nathan, with his new demonic appearance, was fairly plainly visible in the largest of crowds. However, the real surprise was that nobody was paying any attention to him. As Aeon watched, Nathan soaked the street with blood, while being ignored by people right in front of him. Aeon decided to give Amethyst the information, but feared that Nathan would notice him communicating. Thinking quickly, he rubbed the communicating crystal with his shirt and placed it under his tongue. It was not comfortable, but at least it allowed him to communicate somewhat while not attracting Nathan's attention.
"Hello? Amethyst? Do you have a moment?"
Aeon could not see Amethyst fumble with her crystal. "I am a bit preoccupied at the moment. I have found Eximo, and he... it is rebuilding the vacuum army." She paused for a moment. "What happened to your voice? You sound as if you are suffocating."
"Erm, try to ignore that for now. Wait, what vacuum army?"
"It is mechanizing an entire warehouse of vacuum cleaners. It did so in the second round as well; you must have not seen it."
Aeon found this unsettling, but trusted that Amethyst was able to handle a few vacuum cleaner automatons. "Uh, okay. Well, there seems to be a situation here. I've found Nathan."
"What? How did you find him without him causing public havoc?"
"That's just the thing. To me it looks like he's pouring blood onto the street from his hands, and frankly he looks very different from last time we saw him. But no one else seems to notice it. It's as if he looks perfectly normal to them."
Both of them knew that Nathan definitely has the power to create intricate illusions. What baffled them was that he did not seem to purposely cause chaos.
Aeon broke the brief silence. "It's either we are getting more resistant to his illusions, or he just wants us to notice but no one else. Probably the latter." He thought for a moment. If I try to attack or something, I'll probably be stopped by local security. The only thing I can do is let him do what he's doing.
Amethyst interrupted his thoughts. "Keep following him and keep me informed--I will be able to track your location. At the moment, however, I have my own matters to attend to."
Damn. It.
Aeon cursed to himself as he followed Nathan, his shoes half-submerged in the illusionary blood.
-----
A small crowd was huddled around a deceptively uninteresting patch of dirt in the middle of the village square.
"Right. So, we were able to figure out where he went by searching for the faint remnants of the teleport. It should be fairly easy to duplicate the spell and send a search party. The problem is that this spell is pretty intricate and only teleports one person, plus a very specific set of matter around the person. We'll probably be able to decrypt the spell eventually, but right now it's best to just send someone over there as soon as possible. Any volunteers?"
After a few moments a woman stepped from the crowd.
"Well, it you won't be able to find him, then no one will be. Here's what you'll need in case there are more teleports after this one. Good luck."
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - GBCE - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by dexexe1234.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Schazer - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - GBCE - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Draykon.
"What a broken world" Midnara said aloud to no one in particular, not really even knowing herself what she was saying.
"The more you look at it, the more's missing. Contained within this broken city...
What is this some kind of cage?!"
She slammed her fist against the wall, and then she heard it.
A strange chuckle, not quite entertained, but certainly amused.
"You guessed correctly."
The lights shifted around the room, and visible in one corner, was a man.
"But don't worry" Dexter said, "It's not your cage. It's ours."
***
"It occurs to me Eximo," Amethyst said, after slipping the crystal phone back into her pocket, "Throughout this entire ordeal, you have more or less ignored the 'Guy Running the Show's' terms. Is it possible that you aren't aware of the nature of our situation?"
She paused, as Eximo finished another VC Unit, and sent it on its way.
"Eximo... you know we're supposed to be killing each other... right?"
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
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Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Eximo did not even pause in its work. It seemed it had been expecting this question.
"This unit is aware of the conditions that the unidentified lifeform set." VC Unit 86 was finished, and Eximo took another vacuum off the shelf before continuing.
"However, the unidentified lifeform is not Konka Rar, and as such, this unit is not required to follow or otherwise acknowledge that lifeform's orders."
Amethyst smiled. "You have an interesting perspective, Eximo. I wonder... Do you have any questions for me? I've asked you several, it's only reasonable to give you a chance to return the favor."
Eximo paused briefly, before resuming work on VC Unit 87. Then it spoke up.
"This unit was considering the query 'How can this unit be returned to Konka Rar's castle?', but that query has been replaced by a new one."
Amethyst expected it to pick up a new vacuum and work on it. She was surprised when it didn't, and turned to face her; clearly it considered the question more important than its work.
"How can we be returned to our proper locations?"
It resumed work as it waited for Amethyst to respond.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - GBCE - 12-26-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Draykon.
There was a long pause, before Midnara finally spoke up,
"So it's true then! Some kind of 'divine force' playing games with my city!"
Dexter laughed again.
"Oh, it's a game alright. But I'm not sure it's your city...
No, not everyone here 'came with' the city. It would seem there are alot of 'copies' here as well..."
He grinned a little,
"You're a little strange though. I don't think you ever had anything to do with the director's games. Maybe..."
He laughed even louder this time.
***
Amethyst smiled just slightly, then began her attempt at an answer.
"It is difficult to say... I have considered many possibilities..."
She began to pace back and forth,
"Throughout this entire game I have encountered forms of magic I had never considered before. They all have different laws, different physics...
Almost like they came with different realities."
She paused for a moment.
"I have considered in fact, that this is the best definition for magic: The translation of the physics of one reality into another. But there are consistencies."
She picked up a small piece of scrap metal from the floor.
"Is this a phase of ether? A subtle blend of earth and fire? A bond of submicroscopic particles? I think the answer is all of the above, because all models allow for the same result.
And I think that's how metal gains its strength. Because it's so close to what so many different models call 'normal,' to tear it apart you have to rip at it from every model at once."
She tossed the piece aside,
"But these worlds we have been brought into are very far from 'normality.' In that sense it may be reasonable to 'overpower' it with a 'normal' model. It may require an atomic blast to the barrier, or more, or less. I honestly cannot say for scale..."
She stopped her pacing, and looked straight at Eximo.
"It's just a theory, but if the physics of these universes truly are designed from the ground up by a single man, he may have forgotten the rule to prevent us from 'ripping reality a new one.'"
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 12-28-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Eximo did not respond, and resumed its work. Amethyst wondered if it had understood her.
Several minutes later, it finally broke the silence.
"This unit cannot devise any methods of 'ripping reality a new one', and this unit assumes by your silence that you cannot either."
Amethyst shook her head. "No. Or rather... I have several theories, but it is almost impossible to test them."
"Please share your theories with this unit. Perhaps this unit can assist you somehow." Eximo finished VC Unit 93 as it spoke, and proceeded to build the next one.
***
The police chief looked at Larry as if he'd gone insane.
"Do you honestly think we can spare a dozen squad cars to arrest a vacuum cleaner? You and Stan must have hit your heads too hard!" she said, frustrated.
"Look, Chief, I know it sounds crazy, but we got a phone call from somebody who saw it! And the entire construction crew saw our attempt to, uh, defuse it. I don't have a clue what that thing was, but it's clearly dangerous, and we have to at least get it off the streets before somebody gets hurt."
The chief just shook her head in disbelief. "This is some kind of elaborate prank, isn't it? Somebody paid you to tell this crazy story just to see if you could get the chief to believe it."
"Chief, I will quit the force if I'm lying to you about this. This thing is real, it's dangerous, and we know where it is. I know I'm asking for a lot of officers, but I don't want to take chances here. Please authorize this, Chief!"
She sighed, defeated. "Fine, Larry. You've been a good officer, so I'll trust your judgement on this one. But if this turns out to be a wild goose chase..."
"Got it, Chief. Don't worry, we'll take this thing down."
Larry left. Chief Alice Rieth sighed. She'd had the chance to take a vacation this month, but no, she just had to stay on the job...
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Aryogaton - 12-29-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Aryogaton.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - Dragon Fogel - 01-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Amethyst began. "Well, one theory I had was - no, wait, that would destroy the dimension we left. Far from ideal while we're in an inhabited one... wait, unless perhaps... no, it's unlikely this world has a compatible astronomical cycle... Er, continue with your work. I should have at least one theory we can test without excessive collateral damage... I just need to remember which one it is."
Eximo continued work on the VC units as Amethyst mentally reviewed her theories. They were interrupted as the conspiracy theorist ran up to them.
"There's at least a dozen police cars out there! And what's this... thing... doing? Is it some kind of alien weapon?"
Eximo turned to the conspiracy theorist. There were some noises as it scanned him.
"Match found in database. 95% chance subject is Jerry de Lint, conspiracy theorist. Although noted as an enemy of Konka Rar, threat level is considered minimal. It is not necessary to attack at this time." Eximo returned to work.
Jerry blinked. "How does it know my name? And... who's Konka Rar? Is that the alien overlord's name or something? It sounds vaguely familiar... and why do I suddenly have this strange urge to keep a huge pile of lint in a safe place?"
Amethyst grew concerned. Aeon had mentioned a doctor who strongly resembled Emily, and now Eximo had apparently encountered someone from its own world. Yet, it seemed these copies lacked the original's memories - or rather, the memories appeared locked away. Jerry was now sputtering incoherently about strange things he suddenly remembered...
"Lint... Cheesehead... SPONGE Force... DTYRUGUD... Nopor Puss... Why do I remember this stuff? What does it all mean? And why does half of it not make any sense at all?"
Jerry's sudden breakdown was interrupted by a voice over a megaphone.
"We know the vacuum cleaner is in there! Surrender quietly!"
There was another voice. "This it, Larry?" "No, it looked different... wait, that one moves, too? My god, there's an army of them!"
Amethyst sighed. One way or another, this was going to be trouble.
Re: The Grand Battle [Round Five: Battleopolis!] - GBCE - 01-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Draykon.
"You see? It's really not all that complicated."
Dexter finished explaining.
A strange look passed Midnara's face. It was depressed, saddened, and yet almost laughing at the same time.
"So, that's why the city's been 'cut off.' But was it really just lifted out of some random world...?"
"Beats me. I was just told to scout for contestants. I don't know anything about the game beyond what I just told you."
"Looking back, it's all blank. Everything before today- no, not even all of today- is just... nonexistent..."
Dexter's grin finally faded,
"Who knows. Maybe you were just brought here to screw with one of the living contestants."
Midnara didn't speak,
"Actually I think there was a girl just a little younger than you. Friend of your maybe?"
She simply mouthed a name, one belonging to a strangely familiar person she'd convinced herself didn't exist.
'Amethyst...'
***
Amethyst muttered to herself. It wasn't commands, she was cursing under her breath.
"I would like not to appear a 'villain' to these humans. But if nothing else...
Sonic amplification engage"
The next words she spoke boomed throughout the store. Jerry covered his ears to avoid going deaf.
"Attention all life forms. This building will be sealed in 1 minute. If you do not wish to be trapped inside, please leave within that time."
"W-wait" Jerry said, taking his hands off his ears. "What are you doing?"
Amethyst spoke normally again, "Clearing the area for unobstructed cleansing."
It was an attempt at a joke, but Jerry probably didn't get it.