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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - TehPilot - 04-23-2013
Considering my dog is Emerald, and emerald ore is the rarest ore in Minecraft...
Yeah, good luck getting to my dog. I'll be waiting with a shotgun too, maybe a flamethrower.
In a bunker.
Surrounded by ice.
That is on fire.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-23-2013
(04-23-2013, 07:53 PM)TehPilot Wrote: »Considering my dog is Emerald, and emerald ore is the rarest ore in Minecraft...
Yeah, good luck getting to my dog. I'll be waiting with a shotgun too, maybe a flamethrower.
In a bunker.
Surrounded by ice.
That is on fire.
Shouldn't you have put diesel on the ice first so that
1. THE ICE DOESN'T MELT (as fast)
2. He'll need a gas mask and it's already hard enough seeing through those things
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - TehPilot - 04-23-2013
No, no. The ice is on fire.
So it's cold but also on fire as well. Let your mind think that one through.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Sruixan - 04-23-2013
(04-23-2013, 01:32 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »You may use whatever you have lying around to construct your defenses.
...
righty ho then I'm going to take the rubble from the wall we burst down to get in here (because it is indeed just lying around) and use it to construct a castle, fully crenellated, and Peridot will curl up in its keep. I shall stand guard myself, equipped with catapults and crossbows jury-rigged from lab apparatus (every weapon will have been thoroughly tested to ensure efficacy) and either very, very sharp projectiles (i.e. needles) or ones that are on fire. There will be a moat full of water and potentially hazardous chemicals that I've found, ahem, lying around, and if I can find any lasers in the lab then I am installing them on the keep's roof.
...you know what here have what I would call an "artist's impression" if I were actually an artist and not just a guy who occasionally abuses a pencil:
![[Image: murderdogfortress.jpg]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/75454715/murderdogfortress.jpg)
it has to be a bit on the small side because I imagine there's not that much salvageable rubble but what ho it's sort of more fun this way
come at me robots
pew pew
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Palamedes - 04-23-2013
Yeah granola it's not happening. You can't have Maroon he/she/it is my murderdog and mine alone!
If you want a reason why it's because I say so and if you want to take it up with me at night BRING IT ON.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Pharas - 04-24-2013
(04-23-2013, 07:11 PM)beruru Wrote: »(04-23-2013, 12:57 PM)Pharas Wrote: »D: NOT MAH PUPPER. I'mma barricade this baby in the finest of high-security locations. Also, I think covering up the important bits is required.
BERURURURU, BREED YOUR PUPPER WITH MY PUPPER AND HAVE THEM MAKE CUTE PUPPERS.
Alternatively, vote: seedy for being a lil too seedy D:
put the lime in the coconut
and shake it up
Yes, exactly XD
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Granolaman - 04-24-2013
EVENT
THE NEUTERBOTS HAVE ARRIVED. ARE YOU PREPARED?
(04-23-2013, 01:35 AM)GenetiXientist Wrote: »I already gave my murderdog to slorange
The Neuterbots cannot find Yellow at his coordinates. Yellow is spared.
(04-23-2013, 01:44 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I inform the Neuterbots that my murderdog clearly does not exist, because seriously, who's ever heard of Ube as a color?
The Neuterbots obviously notice Ube, but shut down after trying to imagine a new color.
(04-23-2013, 01:48 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I make my defenses out of meat. You can't ruin my defenses becuz they are delicious.
Oh yeah I then turn my dog into a transgenic organism by inserting a gene from a robot (because why can't robots have beautiful robot babies) in my dog.
Just to clarify, my DOG IS NOW A GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISM AND HAS "BALLS OF STEEL". IF THERE WAS A DOG-VERSION OF CHUCKNORRIS, THIS WOULD BE IT.
Quartz quickly consumes his own delicious fortifications. The Neuterbots approach and attempt to snip the Murderdog. Failure! However gene splicing has its downsides...
QUARTZ HAS BEEN HALF-NEUTERED
(04-23-2013, 02:03 AM)amosmyn Wrote: »As a responsible pet owner I will do nothing.
The Neuterbots snip Teal quickly and with minimal difficulty. They tip their hats and go on their way.
TEAL HAS BEEN NEUTERED
(04-23-2013, 02:08 AM)btp Wrote: »I've got DWYANE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON and Van "Vas Deferens" Diesel
Dwyane is equipped with a rock and Van with a van.
The Neuterbots realize they are capable of fear as the manliest duo in existence DESTROY THE NEUTERBOT ARMY WITH THEIR BARE FISTS. Tragedy strikes though as one Neuterbot gets a lucky snip out during the fight.
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON HAS BEEN NEUTERED
It is a sad day for penises everywhere.
(04-23-2013, 02:28 AM)LegendaryQ Wrote: »My defense is as follows:
- Neuter is the term used to remove male genitalia.
- My dog is female, and as such cannot be "neutered."
- Also, just to be sure, I've installed a large solid steel cup around my dog's genitalia.
- And my dog is a lapdog. I literally cannot get up right now.
The Neuterbots approach Q's lap, snipping in anticipation. A few cuts against the tough metal in the hard to reach region and the Neuterbots claim their prize, just not the one they came for...
LEGENDARYQ HAS BEEN NEUTERED
(04-23-2013, 07:16 AM)seedy Wrote: »I'll just store away a suitable amount of genetic material in a freezer/bunker
The Neuterbots quickly neuter Goldenrod and leave without suspicion.
GOLDENROD HAS BEEN NEUTERED. GOLDENROD IS STILL IN THE GENE POOL
(04-23-2013, 12:57 PM)Pharas Wrote: »D: NOT MAH PUPPER. I'mma barricade this baby in the finest of high-security locations. Also, I think covering up the important bits is required.
You quickly search for anyplace to hide Honeydew. Unfortunately the best you can find is a pantry cupboard. Luckily for you the Neuterbots have no arms and can't actually reach him. Honeydew is spared.
(04-23-2013, 03:58 PM)texcat Wrote: »Dirt has dug a hole and is hiding in it, totally camoflaged and inaccessible from marauding robots and everyone else.
Dirt's hole sucessfully conceals the Murderdog until one of the Neuterbots accidentally steps on him. They snip furiously at Dirt but cannot reach his subterranean genitals. They leave in frustration, Dirt survives only slightly sheared.
(04-23-2013, 05:07 PM)Garuru Wrote: »My defense is your mother.
My mother is also a responsible dog owner. She lets the Neuterbots through unimpeded.
ORANGE HAS BEEN NEUTERED.
(04-23-2013, 07:11 PM)beruru Wrote: »put the lime in the coconut
and shake it up
Lime is already is the process of copulating. The Neuterbots are kinda icked out by this and can't really find the Murderdong amidst all this dog love. They awkwardly back away.
(04-23-2013, 07:53 PM)TehPilot Wrote: »Considering my dog is Emerald, and emerald ore is the rarest ore in Minecraft...
Yeah, good luck getting to my dog. I'll be waiting with a shotgun too, maybe a flamethrower.
In a bunker.
Surrounded by ice.
That is on fire.
The Neuterbots get their top tacticians on the case, plan their route and release the Neuterninjas. They dodge magnificently through the guns and fire before slipping and falling on the large puddles of recently melted ice. The Neuterninjas short circuit and explode. The remaining Neuterbots shrug and move on.
(04-23-2013, 10:05 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »righty ho then I'm going to take the rubble from the wall we burst down to get in here (because it is indeed just lying around) and use it to construct a castle, fully crenellated, and Peridot will curl up in its keep. I shall stand guard myself, equipped with catapults and crossbows jury-rigged from lab apparatus (every weapon will have been thoroughly tested to ensure efficacy) and either very, very sharp projectiles (i.e. needles) or ones that are on fire. There will be a moat full of water and potentially hazardous chemicals that I've found, ahem, lying around, and if I can find any lasers in the lab then I am installing them on the keep's roof.
...you know what here have what I would call an "artist's impression" if I were actually an artist and not just a guy who occasionally abuses a pencil:
it has to be a bit on the small side because I imagine there's not that much salvageable rubble but what ho it's sort of more fun this way
come at me robots
pew pew
The Neuterbot Army assembles on the battlefield. They prepare their Neuterseige-Machines and march upon the dog fort. The literal sea of robots crashes against the walls and pushes the defenses to the limits. For a moment it looked like the walls would hold until the Colossal NeuterMecha appears over the horizon. It crashes through the parts of its fallen Neutercomrades and snips through the fort in a single strike.
The defenses are destroyed and all hope seems lost when a strange yellow light radiates from the inner sanctum. Peridot recognizes his true potential as a Murderdog and Murders the NeuterMecha in a blaze of yellowish eye-laser!
But what's this? The NeuterMecha is still standing! It appears all of Peridot's power wasn't enough! The poor Murderdog is too exhausted to continue fighting! The NeuterMecha approaches.
ONLY TO EXPLODE AS SAPPHIRE AND VAN "VAS DEFERENS" DIESEL PUNCH THROUGH IT FROM BEHIND!
SAPPHIRE AND PERIDOT HAVE DEFEATED THE NEUTERMECHA.
WHAT'S THIS? SAPPHIRE AND PERIDOT ARE EVOLVING! PRESS B TO CANCEL...
(04-23-2013, 10:29 PM)Palamedes Wrote: »Yeah granola it's not happening. You can't have Maroon he/she/it is my murderdog and mine alone!
If you want a reason why it's because I say so and if you want to take it up with me at night BRING IT ON.
This feeble defense means nothing to the Neuterbots. Unfortunately they all seem to have exploded in a fiery blaze of manliness. So instead Granolaman suckerpunches Palamedes and kidnaps Maroon.
MAROON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND TAKEN TO GRANOLA RANCHES
ADDITIONALLY, VERMILION, JASMINE, INDIGO, RED, NYZANA, ZOMP, KHAKI, CYAN, BYZANTINE, FUCHSIA, XANADU, WINE AND JASMINE HAVE BEEN DOGNAPPED AND ESCORTED TO GRANOLA RANCHES FOR MURDERDOG MURDERMEAT PROCESSING WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING.
You fools! No one can stop me from achieving my ImMurdertality! No one!
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-24-2013
(04-24-2013, 04:08 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON HAS BEEN NEUTERED
poor dwayne
![[Image: dwaynejohnson_3791.jpg]](https://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dwaynejohnson_3791.jpg)
At least my dog can still haz babies without risk of being neutered though :33
wait... didn't Schazer already pair mine up with LegendaryQ's with an image earlier? YESSS MINE STILL HAS OFFSPRING
LEGENDARYQ THERE'S STILL HOPE YET
BEAT THAT GRANOLA
BEAT
THAT
YOU MISERABLE CEREAL BAR
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-24-2013
also vote: Granola because even beruru wouldn't use her pickles to do this
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - GenetiXientist - 04-24-2013
Schazer, go update murderfia.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Dragon Fogel - 04-24-2013
Okay, quick, we need to launch an attack on Granola's ranch to get the dogs back. Also, was there actually a Nyzana color, and if so why did I not remember it, that's right up there with Zomp and Ube.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-24-2013
(04-24-2013, 04:33 AM)GenetiXientist Wrote: »Schazer, go update murderfia.
In Schazer's alliance, murderfia updates you
Murderfia: Update GX
with you-guessed-it MURDER
you have no appreciation for the art of Murderdog breeding. It takes skill. Do you have ANY IDEA what kind of music those dogs listen to in order to get them going??????
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Dragon Fogel - 04-24-2013
Lynch: Gene, because seriously. I'm pretty sure most of us want to see Murderfia continue (even if we're already dead in it) but you're the only one bringing it up in this unrelated thread.
If you absolutely cannot sit still about a game which Schazer is very kindly trying to run despite being busy with bureaucracy and work and things, then send a dang PM, and word it politely. Bringing it up in other games is just rude.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Coldblooded - 04-24-2013
Current Penis Tally
Team Rebel (4.5): Ube, Emerald, Qua, Amaranth, Goldenrod
Team Townzia (6): Sapphire, Lime, Yellow, Honeydew, Peridot, Dirt
With 10 and a half dicks, it takes 10.5 to WOR.
--------------------
Wait a sec. What did I come in here for again? Oh that's right, now I remember.
Bartender: fill 'er up (Tequila)
Bartender: fill 'er up (Tequila)
Bartender: fill 'er up (Tequila)
Bartender: fill 'er up (Tequila)
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Airey - 04-24-2013
i have no idea what is going on.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Palamedes - 04-24-2013
I wish I could care enough but it's clear nothing's ever going to happen wrt the murderdogs.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - ProfessorLizzard - 04-24-2013
Oh gosh poor doggies ;-;
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Sruixan - 04-24-2013
I'm a
just discard my post-apocalyptic murderdog romcom shenanigans and adventure that in all honestly wasn't really going anywhere and um
welp
btp I know Sapphire's got a thing going with Emerald that I thoroughly endorse but I think after that performance our wardoggies need to have a right and proper fucking post-evolution
GLORY TO TOWNZIA
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Gatr - 04-24-2013
whoops oh well
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - Pharas - 04-25-2013
Aw yeaaaaaah, pantry cupboards are where its at! :3
Alternatively, Unvote.
D: We should do something productive with our day, and possibly increase the population of murderdogs, seeing as both sides have taken a hit.
Also yaaaaaaay, Honeydew and Lime are breeding :D
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-25-2013
Hmmm just because they were taken to the Granola ranch doesn't mean they were neutered.
Is illegally bulldozing the Ranch a thing? The bulldozer will be operated by our canine freedom-fighters of course.
Also why doesn't anyone want to mate with 'Norris. His ex-wife was an RV
and the resulting child was Optimus Prime
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - LegendaryQ - 04-25-2013
LegendaryQ is currently unable to make a post due to the fact that LegendaryQ is currently writhing in pain. Amaranth just looks confused.
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - btp - 04-25-2013
NOOOO NOT JOHNSON'S JOHNSON!!!
![[Image: Rock-tooth-fairy.jpg]](https://www.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Rock-tooth-fairy.jpg)
It's...it's okay Dwayne. You'll survive.
![[Image: ToothFairy.jpg]](https://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1068/706/163/004/ToothFairy.jpg)
I mean, you already had the wings and pj costume. You know how to get in touch with your emasculated side. And it was for a good cause: Helping imaginary murderdogs wantonly reproduce and not fall prey to a poor disguised murder-meat-market. So, yeah! Everything is on the up and up!
![[Image: Tooth-Fairy.jpg]](https://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Tooth-Fairy.jpg)
Well, except your penis.
Speaking of which...
Van?
![[Image: vin-diesel-body-1330114252.jpg]](https://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photos/vindiesel/vin-diesel-body-1330114252.jpg)
Yeah Van, I know. It's sad. It doesn't feel right. Eventually you'll realize there was nothing more you could have done. It's not like you posed in front of the neutermechs for precious seconds while your friend's testicals and external urethral opening were needlessly severed from his crotch proper.
oh wait...
![[Image: 430937_457148224332299_1451871064_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p480x480/430937_457148224332299_1451871064_n.jpg)
At least put on some pants. No reason to flaunt your non-handicapped groin.
![[Image: vin-diesel.jpg]](https://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh85/ErikaAnderson_2008/vin-diesel.jpg)
There we go. Now lets get ready to rescue some...Van? Van what are you doing?
![[Image: vin-diesel-workout.jpg]](https://fitnessblackandwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vin-diesel-workout.jpg)
Where did that fast and also furious car come from Van?
Van? ...Van don't pick that up.
![[Image: van_dieselabscond_zps68c8d165.jpg]](https://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww45/bobthepen/van_dieselabscond_zps68c8d165.jpg)
VAN! NO VAN! We can use that! There's still a war to fight! Dwayne's loss is not entirely your fault!
![[Image: van_dieselabscond2_zps6eebb5cd.jpg]](https://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww45/bobthepen/van_dieselabscond2_zps6eebb5cd.jpg)
Noooo! VAN DON'T LEAVE!!!
![[Image: van_dieselabscond3_zpsc16ba273.jpg]](https://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww45/bobthepen/van_dieselabscond3_zpsc16ba273.jpg)
Van "Vas Deferens" Diesel has FLED with JOHNSON'S JOHNSON!
Well....I was going to try and stage a counter assault, using THE ROCK'S ROCKS as a flag to unite us under; however, apparently Vin Diesel is a dick-thief. (oh wow I have said his name wrong this whole time. The more you know.)
Clearly, Surix, DF, we can't just let this meat-mogul have his way with our pups! WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES! TOWNZIA AND SCHAZARIA ALIGN!
Though I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie already:
![[Image: 101_murderdogs_zps0cc9fdeb.jpg]](https://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww45/bobthepen/101_murderdogs_zps0cc9fdeb.jpg)
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - MalkyTop - 04-25-2013
![[Image: ilyk1w.png]](https://i38.tinypic.com/ilyk1w.png)
hi
RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - LegendaryQ - 04-25-2013
(04-25-2013, 02:36 AM)MalkyTop Wrote: »
hi
pain
hurts
empty gap where genitalia should be
