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you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out this is how you never do your work
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
IT TURNS OUT ALL CAPS IS THE WAY TO REMOVE ALL BANANA CAPS
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out you need to apply cellulolysis
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-29-2019
it turns out you need to delete system 32
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-29-2019
it turns out bananas were recorded in the Tornado
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-30-2019
it turns out you need to turn down your volume
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-30-2019
it turns out you need to jump in
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-30-2019
it turns out you need to smith a massive hammer made out of titanium, and find all the bananas you can get, and then proceed to smash them into a purée. once you do this, you need to feed all of it to the nearest bastard eel and watch as the eel goes into maximum overdrive and eats you. once it does this you will be able to drive the eel and wreak havoc on any city you want to, creating a tyrannical government where you create a city state that is completely under your rule. any dissenters will be made into blood, bone, and etc. meal and fed to the banana trees that have been planted in the city state’s territory. these banana trees will be held as sacred, and anyone who denies the new mandatory religion will be made into blood, bone and etc. meal and fed to the banana trees that have been planted in the city state’s territory
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 01-27-2020
it turns out windows cannot open calc.exe
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-05-2020
it turns out you can always whittle a banana into a statueette
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-05-2020
it turns out it's the boss from metal slug
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-05-2020
it turns out you see the banana now, but then you wont
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-05-2020
it turns out you need to call the banana a boomer. it will then explode and you can then lick up the banana gibs
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-05-2020
it turns out you need to make a boat entirely out of discarded banana peels. this boat will float
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-12-2020
it turns out you need to use a potato peeler
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-12-2020
it turns out you're gonna get gamered
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 03-12-2020
it turns out bananas are inevitable
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 05-01-2020
it turns out you need to use an inverse grandfather paradox to keep the banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 05-01-2020
it turns out TMNTIVTITSNESMBA3AM is the true name of the banana