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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
This is it. This should do it.
Conway prepared to throw the NEGAHARPOON
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
“I’ve got it!” The Impatient exclaimed. “I’ll bring in a new contestant.”
And then he summoned Ultimate Dracula.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
And then Loquacious realized something. Perhaps he didn't need to survive in order to win.
"Rannus, strangle me! Quickly!"
The arm complied.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
The NEGAHARPOONwas thrown. Space warbled and warped around it as it flew through the air.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
As soon as he reached the afterlife, Loquacious set about finding the other contestants.
It was time for reinforcements.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Well okay, so half of the lair no longer existed. It appeared his enemy didn't either.
So he won, right? ...where's the fanfare?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
The path out of the afterlife was perilous, but Loquacious knew how best to use the contestants' talents to escape.
They lived again.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Wait. A strange presence. Okay, a very specific presence.
God dammit, only I can cheat death! That's my thing!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
The wind blew around Conway, and hair blew through it and tangled him up.
99 glass clones each punched him. A tree did, too.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Ow!
Oh yeah,
Ow!
Great idea-
Ow!
Assholes-
OW!
Punching somebody made out of - ow - okay could you stop that
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
a pen
a brave pen
writes a message on NegaConway
is it poetry
or is it a spell?
it can be both
here
a wizard earns
a new hat
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
That's it! My turn!
NegaConway grabbed Bob and Baskerville, turning them to NegaPen and Negaskerville!
Meet MY team!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
pen and clones
turned against us
the pen is mightier than the sword
but is it mightier than love?
or the hair of a willow?
a wizard chants
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Such power in the written word. Infused with negativity -- unstoppable!
Negaskervilles! Prepare NegaHarpoons! Don't let him finish!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
a hundred harpoons
sail through the air
but all that flies
depends on the wind
two strong gusts
and the harpoons
are blown aside
like dust
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
KNOCK THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!
NegaConway was getting fairly mad at all of this. Especially the poetry.
He began forming a ball of nothing.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
in the end
we are all nothing
you have nothing
you are nothing
and by the way
did you never notice
the words came from behind you?
PUNCH
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
The largest NEG what
Nothingness of such magnitude
Backfired.
Destroys even nothingness.
Conway is gone.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
"What's going on in here?" The Impatient wanders in. "Guess I don't need you." He dismisses Ultcula and the dead battlers too.
"Go home."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
Loquacious sees no need to waste a perfectly good spell.
"...andnowifinishyou!"
An immense magical burst kills the Impatient.
The End.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Epilogue - Solaris - 06-27-2012
![[Image: Xm0r1.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/Xm0r1.gif)
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Finished - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
You are all wonderful people, you made it very difficult for me. Now who is going to host The Grand Tweet III so I can play?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Finished - btp - 06-27-2012
Hooooooo snap that was rad.
a delightfully epic ending
Also DF is again a winner.