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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
UPDATE! UP UP UPDATE AGEN has completed a SHIFT!
BUDGET +300!
[BUDGET: 1665]
RAZER NAGA TRINITY attacks!
CHALLENGE ROUND!!!
AGEN MODIFIERS:
+LIGATOR
+VASIVE
+DONUT
+ICORN
COMPLEX PROBLEM: Pretty mouse ;-;
>_
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - a52 - 03-22-2018
combine all modifiers
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - a52 - 03-22-2018
(03-22-2018, 03:37 AM)a52 Wrote: ยปcombine all modifiers
permanently
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
![[Image: combine.gif]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/171057082064306176/426226770119753739/combine.gif)
woowowoowoooowooowowooowooowooowowoowooo
AGEN pools COMBINATORIALS! -$500
AGEN gets the modifier +LITIGATOR!
AGEN gets the modifier +DONUTICORN!
[/b]MAJESTIC[/b] gains the modifier +DONUT!
+LITIGATOR and +DONUTICORN are level 2 modifiers! AGEN does not have enough money for a level 2 COMBINATORIAL!
[i]MAJESTIC[i] tries to run a race with only two legs! And loses! -$500
QUEST FOR MAJESTIC ASS added to problem sheet!
[BUDGET: $665]
>_
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - UnassumingCephalopod - 03-22-2018
Utilise +DONUTICORN to make giant donut wheels for MAJESTIC
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!
BUDGET +300
[BUDGET: $965]
MAJESTIC rises from the depths of losering and gains PASTRY WHEELS. vroom vroom motherfuckers.
The NAGA TRINITY attacks! -$170
[BUDGET: $895]
>_
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - UnassumingCephalopod - 03-22-2018
Buy a live pet mouse instead, then forget to feed it 90% of the time
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
oh shit
GERALD the mouse has joined your party! -$50
GERALD gets modifier: +STARVING
AGEN gets modifier: +RESPONSIBLE
[BUDGET: $845]
>_
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - Arcanuse - 03-22-2018
>Go Gerald!
>That NAGA TRINITY is made of cheese, I swear
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - UnassumingCephalopod - 03-22-2018
>GERALD: utilize +STARVING, resent owner
>AGEN: utilize +RESPONSIBLE, realise that if you had two mice you wouldn't be fully able to give 10% of your love (and whatever you're eating because you didn't buy mouse food) to GERALD
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - FlanDab - 03-22-2018
>Rent GERALD to some wealthy mad scientist to earn extra income.
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!
Budget +300!
You set GERALD onto the NAGA TRINITY, but as you lied to him his attacks do 0 damage!
GERALD gets modifier: +RESENT
AGEN uses +RESPONSIBLE, and tries to get another mouse! However, www.mouse.nom is currently unavailable.
GERALD uses +RESENT, and hires himself out to a LOCAL MAD SCIENTIST in a BID FOR FREEDOM. Unfortunately the MAD SCIENTIST is very responsible as well. +$100!
[BUDGET: $1245]
>_
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - UnassumingCephalopod - 03-22-2018
>AGEN: Buy fake dollar bills for a dollar per fake dollar, buy glue to stick them together to make GERALD a little mouse house he can sit inside of when he's feeling particularly resentful of you
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
You buy fake dollar bills from www.fakedollarbillz.nom. With the help of ONLINE TUTORIALS, you create a new housing market! -$100
Gerald gains modifier: +DWELLING!
[BUDGET: $1145]
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - UnassumingCephalopod - 03-22-2018
>GERALD: +RESENT your one and only NEIGHbor, MAJESTIC.
>MAJESTIC: Make GERALD feel bad by sharing some of your donut wheels with him. Engage mildly tense friendship.
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - FlanDab - 03-22-2018
>AGEN: perhaps feed GERALD.
>AGEN: perhaps hit the gym, so you can take purchases harder.
>GERALD: work out. Gotta be strong against abuse.
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - LoverIan - 03-22-2018
>Go back and buy the spearow, nothing else
>Feed Gerald
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-22-2018
UPDATE! DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY - 9 SHIFTS REMAIN
AGEN receives a DAY BONUS! +300!
[BUDGET: $1445]
SPEAROW acquired! -$0
SPEAROW gains modifier +POKEBALL!
GERALD utilizes +RESENT! MAJESTIC retaliates by utilizing +PASTRYWHEELS (to share).
MAJESTIC loses modifier +PASTRYWHEELS...
MAJESTIC gains modifier +FRIENDSHIP!
GERALD loses modifer +STARVING.
GERALD gains modifier +FRIENDSHIP!
You notice that GERALD has been fed through no action of your own. This pleases you.
AGEN loses modifier +RESPONSIBLE!
AGEN gains modifier +IRRESPONSIBLE!
www.onlinegym.nom has many exercise packages you can virtually work out in:
JAMES MOSTMUSCLED: extreme workout, focusing on the biceps. $150
IACOMUS LILMOUSEST: core workout with an extensive sweat session afterwards. $200
XAIME SWOLERER: stretch every muscle in your body up to sixteen meters. touch the sky $500
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-23-2018
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-23-2018
baDUN ba DUN BA DUN BA DUN
THE LAST SHIFT APPROACHES.
IF AGEN CAN DEFEAT ALL THE PRODUCTS SHOPPED FOR THEN THE AUDIENCE WILL WIN!
MODIFIER AGAINST MODIFIER
BUDGET ON BUDGET ACTION
EXCITEMENT
COMING RIGHT NOW
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-23-2018
ROUND 1
AGEN VS [b]MAJESTIC[/i]
[BUDGET: $1445]
>_
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - Arcanuse - 03-23-2018
>Shame MAJESTIC with its inability to win a single race.
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-23-2018
give MAJESTIC to ren
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - LoverIan - 03-25-2018
>Don't buy anything, give love to your companions.
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again - AgentBlue - 03-27-2018
UBER UPDATE! AGEN HAS COMPLETED ALL SHIFTS!
[BUDGET: NO LONGER RELEVANT]
AGEN uses SUPER ULTIMATE HAPPY FRIENDO PLATFORMER on MAJESTIC!
MAJESTIC is SHAMED for not winning a race! MAJESTIC attempts to PLATFORM to save the BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WREN, and also MAJESTIC ASS!
MAJESTIC finds TRUE LOVE!!!
AGEN TAKES IT AWAY MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHA
AHAHA