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RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Justice Watch - 05-16-2016
I cleave the vending machine in half with my axe and then play a sick riff with it
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - OTTO - 05-16-2016
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 05-17-2016
I steal someone else's bag of food.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - a52 - 05-17-2016
I steal ICGC's heart
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Schazer - 05-17-2016
I turn into a bear
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-17-2016
now now, a52, i can only give it away for charitable reasons. If you're a regular robin hood, i happily bequeath my heart unto you. If not, I will hire all 666 of my lawyers. To murder you. Yeah, they don't practice law anymore.
I wonder who i'm going to hire to defend me after I'm charged?
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Electrum - 05-17-2016
I count how many coins I have on me, while contemplating whether to get Coca-Cola Zero or Diet Coke or Diet Coke Vanilla and... Oh my god is that Coca-Cola Zero Vanilla!? SCORE! But wait... How many coins does it cost again?
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Granolaman - 05-18-2016
I sneak attack the Vending Machine.
Sneakily, of course.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 05-31-2016
You do this and sUDDENLY THERES A BIG POLICE MAN WITH 500 ATTACK POINTS AND 1 HEALTH!!!1!1!!
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Schazer - 05-31-2016
I turn into two bears
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 05-31-2016
The big man gets scared and runs away, you take your delicious Yum Yum Yum Super Yum Chipperonis.
What do next?
options are:
1. Off self.
2. Consume candy.
3. Go downstairs into lobby and shoot it up.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Granolaman - 05-31-2016
Consume lobby.
But stealthily.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Schazer - 05-31-2016
go try do heroin in the lobby, find a distinct lack of lobby, shoot heroin off Granola's back instead
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 06-01-2016
The lobby is made out of heroin, you dingus.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Justice Watch - 06-01-2016
I play some alternative rock to set the mood
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Schazer - 06-01-2016
I commune with some herons instead
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 06-01-2016
sell the lobby on the black market.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 06-09-2016
You get a shit ton of cash money
OK NEW CHARACTER!111
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 06-09-2016
My new character is the shitton of cash money.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Sai - 06-10-2016
My character is lods of emone
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Schazer - 06-10-2016
I commune with sand dollars and goldfinches
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 06-18-2016
You become the money.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 06-18-2016
I spend myself.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - ICan'tGiveCredit - 06-19-2016
(06-18-2016, 06:22 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: ยปI spend myself.
but on what?
cloning machines? Are you spending yourself to counterfeit more of yourself to spend??? WHAT HAS THE AGENCONOMY COME TO
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 06-19-2016
I spend myself... ON CREDIT