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Re: Business Bird - Kitet - 11-29-2011
What's the weird cylinder thing next to your desk? In the corner over there?
Re: Business Bird - sdegenko - 11-29-2011
If you don't have enough FREE WILL to name yourself, at least name your nifty new hat.
Re: Business Bird - Dragon Fogel - 11-29-2011
KittenEater Wrote:What's the weird cylinder thing next to your desk? In the corner over there?
I think that's a mail tube.
Re: Business Bird - GreyGabe - 11-29-2011
>Quickly Tweet all about these amazing experiences.
Re: Business Bird - Yoshi - 11-29-2011
KittenEater Wrote:What's the weird cylinder thing next to your desk? In the corner over there?
![[Image: FkiYu.png]](https://i.imgur.com/FkiYu.png)
This tube is your office's state of the art VACUUMAIL DEVICE. You push one button to receive any waiting mail, and you push another to send mail to another office. However, since you are a lowly peon, the second button still needs to be authorized for use.
Not The Author Wrote:Pick up the spilled pens and put them in your pocket. Y'never know when a few extra pens will come in stabby you mean handy.
![[Image: R6C3L.png]](https://i.imgur.com/R6C3L.png)
You scoop up the fallen pens and add them to your BALLPOINT STASH.
Godbot Wrote:> Empty one of those filing cabinets and push it over. Open each drawer a different amount and play it like a xylophone.
![[Image: gmxRU.png]](https://i.imgur.com/gmxRU.png)
You would really love to start a new life as a filing cabinet xylophinist, but the best you can do with the free will of a stick bug is just sort of topple one of them over. Still nets you another +4 FW POINTS though. Seems like knocking over stuff always just gets 4 points.
sdegenko Wrote:If you don't have enough FREE WILL to name yourself, at least name your nifty new hat.
![[Image: DbDFs.png]](https://i.imgur.com/DbDFs.png)
You name your hat JOSH.
Re: Business Bird - Dragon Fogel - 11-29-2011
>Press that Receive Mail button! Maybe you've got something in the chute.
Re: Business Bird - Kitet - 11-29-2011
No, that's dumb. Hold on.
Re: Business Bird - Godbot - 11-29-2011
> Fall over
Re: Business Bird - MaxieSatan - 11-29-2011
Replace cup on desk, then knock it over again.
Then chuck that stack of papers out the window.
Re: Business Bird - Ixcaliber - 11-29-2011
>Look at all those papers on the desk, just waiting to be knocked over. Oblige them.
Re: Business Bird - Kitet - 11-29-2011
Oooh! I know!
> stick empty cup in mail chute.
let's see them organize THIS!
Re: Business Bird - AgentBlue - 11-29-2011
Godbot Wrote:> Fall over
Well, you could just knock yourself over with a feather!
Re: Business Bird - Yoshi - 12-01-2011
MrGuy Wrote:Then chuck that stack of papers out the window.
![[Image: Isyc8.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Isyc8.png)
NO WAY YOU LIVE, PAPER.
![[Image: yRa1c.png]](https://i.imgur.com/yRa1c.png)
Fuck the police.
+10 FW Points
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Press that Receive Mail button! Maybe you've got something in the chute.
![[Image: 5TeG5.png]](https://i.imgur.com/5TeG5.png)
Oh, good idea. Never know when you might have an URGENT MESSAGE waiting.
![[Image: s1lfe.png]](https://i.imgur.com/s1lfe.png)
Oh, wow, you actually do. This is the first time someone's sent you a message via VACUUMAIL. Also the first time you've checked the chute.
![[Image: xAj1f.png]](https://i.imgur.com/xAj1f.png)
SOMEONE IN THIS OFFICE HAS BESMIRCHED YOUR GOOD NAME. YOU WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. OR SIT. YOU WILL NOT ANY POSITION FOR THIS.
Re: Business Bird - Schazer - 12-01-2011
Silly bird, you have no name to have besmirched!
Go ask for a raise.
Re: Business Bird - AgentBlue - 12-01-2011
Of course! This is a sign! Your name is SMELLS LIKE A PARK
Re: Business Bird - Ixcaliber - 12-01-2011
> How dare this mail tube believe it can call you such awful things. You better teach it a lesson.
Re: Business Bird - Iriri - 12-01-2011
MAN. Lose the tie. Buck the dress code!
And you strike me as a... Rodney Wingtip.
Re: Business Bird - MaxieSatan - 12-01-2011
Ixcaliber Wrote:> How dare this mail tube believe it can call you such awful things. You better teach it a lesson.Beat the shit out of it.
Re: Business Bird - Dragon Fogel - 12-01-2011
>Wait, whoever sent you this has free will! You should find them so you can steal Free Will points from them, because that's totally how it works.
Re: Business Bird - sdegenko - 12-02-2011
Spoiler
![[Image: Business-Bird-Fanart-2.png]](https://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae188/drawn_out_of_spite/Business-Bird-Fanart-2.png)
Re: Business Bird - Yoshi - 12-05-2011
Schazer Wrote:Silly bird, you have no name to have besmirched!
Go ask for a raise.
![[Image: Lqt2b.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Lqt2b.png)
Suddenly you feel a burst of ballsiness, and decide to demand a raise from your boss. You head towards the door to your office, but quickly pause. To exit your office, you need to scan your EMPLOYEE ID in the door's ID READER. Unfortunately you have no god damn idea where you left yours. Also that filing cabinet is slightly blocking it and your string bean wings are gonna have a hard time righting that.
Re: Business Bird - Dragon Fogel - 12-05-2011
>Peck at the ID reader.
Re: Business Bird - Kitet - 12-05-2011
Josh took it! Torture him until he tells you where he put it!
Re: Business Bird - btp - 12-05-2011
Send Josh through the mail chute! He'll take care of it for you!
Re: Business Bird - MaxieSatan - 12-05-2011
Root through filing cabinets for your ID card.