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RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-10-2015
Breed Serenity with the Airplane to get Serenity, the smuggling ship.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-10-2015
(05-10-2015, 12:20 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »(05-09-2015, 09:27 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Put Serenity down for a rest
and plant her unconscious body. In the floor of the airplane. And make sure she gets lots of water
Humans are livestock, not plants, you fucking idiot.
that won't stop me from trying
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-10-2015
(05-10-2015, 02:51 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »(05-10-2015, 12:20 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »(05-09-2015, 09:27 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Put Serenity down for a rest
and plant her unconscious body. In the floor of the airplane. And make sure she gets lots of water
Humans are livestock, not plants, you fucking idiot.
that won't stop me from trying
try this one more time and you are banned from this thread
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - goblin's - 05-10-2015
Computer: Analyze Rum
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-10-2015
(05-10-2015, 04:14 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »try this one more time and you are bananad from this thread
> implant chloroplasts into Serenity to convert her into plant matter and also somehow revitalize her. Somehow
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-14-2015
(05-10-2015, 05:05 AM)goblins Wrote: »Computer: Analyze RumYou whip out your cell phone to analyze the rum.
"Yo ho ho! A bottle of rum is created by fermenting Sugarcane. Nobody knows why it's called rum."
Oh, so instead of growing more Rum, you'll probably end up growing Sugarcane. Honestly, I was expecting little tiny Rums so I'm a little disappointed.
Proceed with the planting?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OTTO - 05-15-2015
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RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-15-2015
Plant souls of nearby passengers.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 10:58 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Plant souls of nearby passengers.
nah
whose hair?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 09:22 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »Nah
Plant yourself. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good. And the common good.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 09:26 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(05-15-2015, 09:22 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »Nah
Plant yourself. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good. And the common good.
You are not a good person.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 09:41 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »You are not a good person.
I don't mean you, I mean the farmer. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 10:16 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I meant Alanfa isn't a good person.(05-15-2015, 09:41 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »You are not a good person.
I don't mean you, I mean the farmer. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-15-2015
Does that mean they're going to do it?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-16-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:12 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Does that mean they're going to do it?
no because fuck you.
in fact, fuck this entire plane.
The pilot is dead. So is the copilot.
The murderer sits down and tries to fly the plane. He doesn't know how to fly a plane. He crash-lands it in a field of strawberries.
the end?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM MELODIES - OrangeAipom - 05-16-2015
(05-16-2015, 02:08 AM)Wheat Wrote: »nearby pedestrian child: notice field of strawberry jam and run back to house to get as many mason jars as you can
Mother: "What are you up to, Mason?"
Son: "Oh, I saw some ripe strawberry jam around the field and I thought I'd help you harvest it."
Mother: // I just planted those seeds yesterday. They couldn't have bore fruit already, much less ripen. // <- the slashes mean it's a thought.
They both step outside the house.
Strawberry fields. Nothing is real.
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - OrangeAipom - 05-26-2015
You stumble out of the plane. "I've lost a lot of blood, " you say. I forgot to mention that you watered the seeds with your blood. You pass out.
Mason: Oh God, you've lost a lot of blood.
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - OrangeAipom - 05-26-2015
You lost the last 10% of your NRG from not being seated during the car crash. I forgot to mention that too.
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - OTTO - 05-27-2015
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RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - Loather - 08-01-2015
restart
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - OrangeAipom - 03-14-2016
(08-01-2015, 11:09 AM)Loather Wrote: »restart
You are mayor of Farm Town.
What do you???
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - Gimeurcookie - 03-14-2016
> Do.
i'm going to be off topic for a bit because this is hawkspace - OrangeAipom - 03-14-2016
(03-14-2016, 05:44 AM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> Do.
hey, didn't fortuna already have a forum that was separate from eagle time? what happened?
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - OrangeAipom - 03-14-2016
nvm i found out
RE: FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - Gimeurcookie - 03-14-2016
(03-14-2016, 05:52 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »hey, didn't fortuna already have a forum that was separate from eagle time? what happened?
Blew up due to spam bots, attempted to update the forums to stop stop spam bots. Said forum then proceeded to be set on fire because I am not a good forum hoster.
Edit: Aaaaand posted too slow