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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
burning ashes reflecting this:
sanding on battered stone ledge
the poet
tattered
wanting only
destruction
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Wait, the nothingness between worlds. He survived, so maybe...
Time to find a hole in spacetime.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
"...dammitnotagain..."
Loquacious paused as the gigantic lizard beneath the town scratched its head, causing an earthquake.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Jacquerel - 06-27-2012
Brad was only sad that he'd lost his hat.
Maybe if he took the other man's he'd be a wizard again?
Worth a shot.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
breathing out
turning from senseless war
to the one at hand
who to kill, who to fight
(or more importantly
who will kill him?)
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
"It never works," Loquacious sighed.
Then he saw a tall, rounded, black pyramid in the center of town.
The lizard titan was a witch!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Of course! Such unnatural phenomenon as a cephalopod so large, there's got to be dimensional instability!
It was time to go slay a monster.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Jacquerel - 06-27-2012
He happened across the Poet instead.
Now that they weren't enemies he decided to make conversation.
"Hey, where is your girlfriend?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
Loquacious ran to the edge of town and leaned over the brim of the hat.
"Can you help a fellow mage?" he asked the lizard-witch.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
"she is dead."
silence settled over them.
silence.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Fueled by pure desire, Conway jumped, like, fifty feet into the air and kicked the giant squid in the fact.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
"I'd be glad to help," the Lizard-Witch said, "but I can't until Squid Dracula is stopped."
The giant squid punched her with a tentacle!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Jacquerel - 06-27-2012
"Oh uh" trees don't often feel embarassed, "I am sorry."
Trees also have little grasp of romance.
"Plenty more fish in the sea, eh?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
It didn't feel the attack on its logic. Good. It would make this easier. Conway concentrated hard, kicked apparently nothing, and vanished.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
Loquacious sighed. "I'll get some help."
He turned around and saw a poet and a tree.
"Can you two help me stop a Vampire Squid From Hell?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
turned to the tree.
"what's the point?" he asked.
"uh"
"i'm
i'm going to go kill the skeleton.
could you
join me?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
The void between universes was dangerous.
Abstract.
- Empty.
Poetic.
But that
wasn't
important.
Not now.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Jacquerel - 06-27-2012
"How many times do I have to kill Dracula before he dies?"
Brad is still sore from the wood flooring.
"Maybe the skeleton will be there too."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
Loquacious thanked the tree. He assumed the poet agreed too.
"Here's the plan. Get me on his head, I'll shrink him with a spell."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
can see
things not
and things inbetween
(namely Conway)
hearing the wizard's request
he took this as
the perfect
opportunity
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
There he was!
Or at least
The concept.
Of a water bottle.
And something else?
It'll work.
Won't it?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Dragon Fogel - 06-27-2012
But just then, Dracula the Titan Squid unleashed his squid-bat minions upon Hat Town!
"This makes things more difficult," Loquacious said.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Robust Laser - 06-27-2012
Draculasquid screamed and writhed in pain, as its flesh twisted and turned.
It became... GIANT NEGATHIEF DRACQUARIUS SOLUM!!!
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Jacquerel - 06-27-2012
Brad shrugged, "Maybe if we catch enough bats we can fly over there?"
He's not certain how they would have reached the head otherwise.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans - Ixcaliber - 06-27-2012
tree and lyricist
hijacking
a local steam-aeroplane
amid batapocalypse
for a wizard
mostly a successful endeavour