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RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Schazer - 02-08-2014

Burnt offerings
myw (7) - Akumu, Granolaman, Coldblooded, Plaid, ProfessorLizzard, Chwoka
Mirdini (1) - Agentblue
Dragon Fogel (1) - Mirdini

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Crowstone, MrGuy, Dragon Fogel, cerebralConfinement, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, Sruixter Visceral

Half-Baked Potato Puns

Supahkiven (1) - Akumu
Mirdini (2) - Agentblue, Mirdini

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, Coldblooded, Granolaman, MrGuy, Dragon Fogel, cerebralConfinement, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, ProfessorLizzard, Plaid, Sruixter Visceral

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch. Soft lynch has been abolished.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Granolaman - 02-08-2014

Eh, this day has been too dull.

Mirdini and/or Fogel: I challenge you to a rap battle


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Dragon Fogel - 02-08-2014

I see the plan behind your call to rap.
You hope to lure me into a trap.
After all, today all my words must be formal.
And rapping tends to turn sentences abnormal.

But your hopes for victory are merely a dream.
I have the skills to exploit the flaw in your scheme.
If I hold to one simple rule, I will be fine.
I need only start a new sentence on each line.

In fact, I have a way to raise the stakes of this game.
If I must follow the rules, it seems fair that you do the same.
You must forfeit should you fail to speak as I ask.
Of course, I doubt you will be up to the task.

You must favour British spelling. You may not use contractions.
And we cannot forget the most important limit on your actions.
Your punctuation and spelling must always be sublime.
Accept my challenge, and it will be grammar time.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - AgentBlue - 02-08-2014

All right stop,

Grammartime! *duhnuhnuhnuh*


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Granolaman - 02-08-2014

Is that all you got, boss, conditional fake loss?
Want me stooping to your level? Brother, that is weak sauce.
Better start waggling that tongue. The traps have all been sprung,
Since you opened up your mouth and that first lyric was sung.

You paint the easy target Fogel, wordsmith or not,
That condition hinders rhythm, rhythm which I have got.
What I failed to realize was that it hinders brainwaves too,
I mean, why take out one player when I can take out a few?

Mirdini needs to step up and play the bloody poet,
Because my plan for this battle is essentially to throw it.
If you win, invincibility wreaks havoc on his fun,
But if he joins, the game is set, and I can snag a two-for-one.

You need to trump the both of us in gangster wordplay
Or be the bottom bitch in our lingual three-way.
You should have left me hanging and let Mirdini begin,
But I think your big mistake here was thinking that you could win.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Schazer - 02-08-2014

EVENT!!!

Granolaman was challenged Fogel and wait, fuck, hang on-

The mod disappears into the depths of the forum for half a minute, fishing up relevant posts and emerging looking only slightly frazzled.

"Ok, so the original boon was everyone got the powers of the Callout Playa, who had the power to call out a player. This'd mean Mirdini is under no legal obligation to respond to your callout, but ultimately seeing as this entire lynchtitute is a destitute institution (and farcical as fuck at that), you can have a third player in the ring if the third player is hankering. Cool? Cool."

The mod claps her hands, performs a rude gesture, and vanishes back into modspace.


A rap battle between Dragon Fogel and Granolaman has begun. This will continue in a series of exchanges until either one player concedes defeat, or crowd majority shifts in unanimous favour of one of the PLAYERS.



RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Dragon Fogel - 02-09-2014

Now we have proof Granolaman is a coward.
His only chance to win is if I am depowered.
He has to break the rules of grammar to compete.
And this will not even save him from total defeat.

You passed up the chance to play a fair game.
That just means a greater victory for me to claim.
You will lose, and you will lose in great shame.
And you will only have yourself to blame.

My offer was a way for you to save face.
Had you agreed, you could have lost with grace.
You had your chance. You turned it down.
Now your name will be mud in this town.

You think you can win, but your rhymes are too tame.
With that kind of quality, you will never have fame.
I will snuff out your pathetic raps like a flame.
And no one will even remember your name.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - cerebralconfinement - 02-09-2014

(02-09-2014, 12:33 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »And no one will even remember your name.

That'd be a lot more intimidating if, y'know, it was actually true.

Just saying.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - MaxieSatan - 02-09-2014

I'm slightly leaning towards Granola on this one, I want to see more rapid-fire rhymes-at-variable-points-in-the-meter flow.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - AgentBlue - 02-09-2014

Who's granola?


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - MaxieSatan - 02-09-2014

Also I'm gonna Potato: Mirdini until such time as they step up to the mic.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Schazer - 02-11-2014

I ain't even thinking about starting Grand Starbucks until day ends over here
myw (7) - Akumu, Granolaman, Coldblooded, Plaid, ProfessorLizzard, Chwoka
Mirdini (1) - Agentblue
Dragon Fogel (1) - Mirdini

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Crowstone, MrGuy, Dragon Fogel, cerebralConfinement, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, Sruixter Visceral

Rapidly running out of potato puns

Supahkiven (1) - Akumu
Mirdini (3) - Agentblue, Mirdini, MrGuy

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, Coldblooded, Granolaman, Dragon Fogel, cerebralConfinement, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, ProfessorLizzard, Plaid, Sruixter Visceral

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch. Soft lynch has been abolished.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - cerebralconfinement - 02-11-2014

I'm gonna vote to lynch MrGuy. Have you no awareness? You're playing right into Mirdini's hands!


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Not The Author - 02-12-2014

Suppose I'll Potato: SupahKiven. All of one post in the thread does not sit well with me.

And... Two votes from day end... Do we want the rap battle to conclude first? What happens when day ends and there's no victor? Or is a victor decided at that time? I forget.

Not The Author Wrote:I still have no idea what actually happens in that chamber. Tonight seemed just the same as when Blade died. Maybe the process is automated? From what I remember of the machine it didn't seem... I don't know. Not that I'm complaining, particularly; I'm just not... entirely certain of what you're doing, Guy. Or how you determine the compatibility of persons for... whatever it is.



RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - MaxieSatan - 02-12-2014

We got a thing that lets us tell who's infected, but that's not super helpful because I'm pretty sure dang near everyone is at this point. There needs to be an operator to operate things, which is why we got stuck in there the other day.

I forgot if I publicly said who I drafted the other night. If I didn't, you aren't getting an answer from me. I don't need no scumbags killing my compadres.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - MaxieSatan - 02-12-2014

EBWOP: Drafted as in "to be my new co-medical-professional," if that wasn't clear.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Schazer - 02-13-2014

EVENT!!!

The Sruixter Visceral slot is now graciously playing host to icanhasdonut!

The day and the rap battle continues as usual. The current vote is "slightly toward Granola" as voiced by MrGuy.

SupahKiven, myw and Mr. Arsenic Nog are all still infuriatingly AFK.


Corrolotals
myw (7) - Akumu, Granolaman, Coldblooded, Plaid, ProfessorLizzard, Chwoka
Mirdini (1) - Agentblue
Dragon Fogel (1) - Mirdini
MrGuy (1) - Cici

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Crowstone, MrGuy, Dragon Fogel, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, icanhasdonut

Addendatoes

Supahkiven (2) - Akumu, Not THe Author
Mirdini (3) - Agentblue, Mirdini, MrGuy

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, Coldblooded, Granolaman, Dragon Fogel, cerebralConfinement, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, ProfessorLizzard, Plaid, icanhasdonut

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch. Soft lynch has been abolished.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - icanhasdonut - 02-13-2014

hi i am here


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Coldblooded - 02-13-2014

In that case I'll make sure to state my opinion as "Leaning slightly towards Fogel."

C'mon Granola, you can destroy the English language more efficiently than this. Fogel even has a handicap and everything.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - cerebralconfinement - 02-13-2014

Oh! I should Potato: SupahKiven so we can keep that damn thing out of Mirdini's hands.


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 02-13-2014

I'm going to Potato Mirdini and verb the noun "potato" to make cerebralconfinement's vote worthless. Welcome to america, speak english


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - icanhasdonut - 02-13-2014

potato mirdini because apparently he wants it and who am i to deny someone their meals


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Dalmationer - 02-14-2014

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RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Crowstone - 02-14-2014

Hey folks, how are you
Potato: SupahKiven


RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D5 (17/36) - Schazer - 02-14-2014

Welp, guys, that sure looks like an

EVENT!


Forget the raw necromighty might of Wheat "the undertaker" Thins at your peril.......

DRAGON FOGEL, THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE

Dragon Fogel has been GRAVESLAMMED.

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Dragon Fogel nee MalkyTop was leader of the Crook's Hollow Mafia, the type of organisation dealing more often in anti-town antics, but for the presence of NEFARIOUS SPIES. Being mafia in the technical sense, they discuss who to execute by night, while their enemies operate by day. Their violence-mandated laws also gave every member and infiltrator of the Crooks Hollow Mafia a gun, which all Mobsters (bar Fogel) could use as a sui-vig. As the Mafia Leader, Fogel could reveal himself as the Mafia Leader due to his unique ability to survive his sui-vig attempt. He also dictated for each night whether or not to institute a gun ban to night-talkers.

He was a TOWN CROOK LEADER.


Dragon Fogel was infected with the VIRUS.

"Well, uh, fuck." Says the moderator. "Gimme a sec to check the case files and I'll figure out what to do with that there rap battle. And put some votals up or whatever."