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RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 12-02-2016 (12-02-2016, 01:52 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this geared dogPasses rules 1a, 3, and 5. (12-02-2016, 01:54 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this engineered dogPasses rules 1a, 3, and 5 (12-02-2016, 01:56 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this cheered dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 01:59 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this wherry dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:01 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this speared dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:05 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this eared dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:06 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this cashier dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:08 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this frontier dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:12 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this near dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:13 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this career dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:14 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this pier dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:15 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this deer dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:16 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »dog pic snippedPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:16 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this austere dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:18 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this clear dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:19 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this premiere dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:19 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this beer dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:20 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this Vermeer dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:20 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this cavalier dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:22 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this unclear dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:22 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this clear dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:24 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this mutineer dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:25 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this chandelier dogPasses rules 1a, 3, and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:26 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this souvenir dogPasses rules 1a and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:27 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this wagoneer dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:29 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this skier dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:29 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this brigadier dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:30 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this tired dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:33 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »look at this hear(ing) dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:35 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Hey, look at this wired dog.Passes rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:38 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this Lear dogPasses rules 1a and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:38 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this gondolier dogPasses rules 1a and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:40 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Hey look at these leered dogsPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:41 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this sincere dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:42 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this queer dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:42 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this cheer dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:43 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this yesteryear dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 02:43 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at the year of the dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:44 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this swearing dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:45 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this tear dogPasses rules 1a and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:45 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Hey, look at this weed dog.grrr... Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 02:47 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this sneering dogPasses rules 1a, 3, and 5 (12-02-2016, 03:14 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »wyrdPasses no rules! (12-02-2016, 03:14 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Hey, look at these wed dogs.Passes rule 5 (12-02-2016, 03:19 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »hey look at this bed dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 03:26 AM)a52 Wrote: »hey look at this mirrored dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 03:37 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey, look at this canadaPasses no rules! (12-02-2016, 03:38 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this canadogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 03:46 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this yodogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 03:47 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this yo dawgPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 05:25 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Passes rules 3 and 5(05-24-2016, 06:18 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »14. Winning post must be made without understanding any of the rules. (12-02-2016, 05:29 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this updogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:10 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this square dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:11 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this chair dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:12 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this bear dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this pear dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this shore dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:14 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this store dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this spore dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:16 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this fear dogPasses rules 1a and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this dogs 2 the sequel to dogsHmmmph Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5. (12-02-2016, 06:17 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wind dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:18 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this weld dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:19 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this welled dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:20 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wad dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:21 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wet dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wheat dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »wat dogPasses rules 1b, 3, and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:24 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wat dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 12:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Hey look at all those dogs!Passes rule 1b (12-02-2016, 07:44 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #273.Passes no rules! (12-02-2016, 09:36 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes no rules! (12-02-2016, 09:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »Sruix, are they playing Civ 6 or Civ 5?Passes rules 1b and 3 (12-02-2016, 09:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I spilled some slightly acidic stuff on my touchpad, now my cursor is behaving wildly.Passes no rules! RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 12-02-2016 Also, I said I'd grade some posts twice. So here they are: (12-02-2016, 05:25 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Passes rules 3 and 5(05-24-2016, 06:18 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »14. Winning post must be made without understanding any of the rules. (12-02-2016, 05:29 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this updogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:10 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this square dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:11 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this chair dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:12 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this bear dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this pear dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this shore dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:14 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this store dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this spore dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:16 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this fear dogPasses rules 1a and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey look at this dogs 2 the sequel to dogsHmmmph Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5. (12-02-2016, 06:17 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wind dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:18 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this weld dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:19 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this welled dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:20 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wad dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:21 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wet dogPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wheat dogPasses rule 5 (12-02-2016, 06:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »wat dogPasses rules 1b, 3, and 5 (12-02-2016, 06:24 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hey look at this wat dogPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-02-2016, 12:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Hey look at all those dogs!Passes rule 1b (12-02-2016, 07:44 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #273.Passes no rules! (12-02-2016, 09:36 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes no rules! (12-02-2016, 09:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »Sruix, are they playing Civ 6 or Civ 5?Passes rules 1b and 3 (12-02-2016, 09:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I spilled some slightly acidic stuff on my touchpad, now my cursor is behaving wildly.Passes no rules! RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-02-2016 dog... RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-02-2016 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789~!@#$%^&*()_+`-=[]{}|[]\;':",./<>? dog RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-02-2016 [[insert dog pic here]] RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-02-2016 (11-27-2016, 07:09 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Would you guys like a freaking hint with these five rules from hellthe apocalypse? This post was specifically designed to pass rule two AND I'M GOING TO KEEP THAT TRUE NO MATTER WHAT GO PAST ME FORGETTING THINGS (12-01-2016, 11:09 PM)Sruixan Wrote: » RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-02-2016 You know, we never got told what rules the opening post passed. So, uh, give me a moment. Brace yourselves for impact, everyone. RE: Post making contest - a52 - 12-02-2016 ...dog's.... RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-02-2016 REVELATION TO KÍEROS - CHAPTER 6
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1As I watched, the fremp shitposted the first of the TWELVE lubrications in the Post Making Contest. Then I heard one of the five glitter texts say with a voice like g0m, 2I looked up and saw a white weird dog standing there. Its rider carried a golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning, and a crown was placed on her head. She rode out to win many battles and gain the victory. 3When the fremp shitposted the second lubrication, I heard the second glitter text say, 4Then another weird dog appeared, a red one. Its rider was given a mighty keyblade and the authority to take peace from Eagle Time. And there was war and slaughter everywhere. 5When the fremp shitposted the third lubrication, I heard the third glitter text say, I looked up and saw a black weird dog, and its rider was holding an analytic balance in her hand. 6And I heard a voice from among the five glitter texts say, but not actually in glitter text because by golly is this a long quote, "A loaf of Wheat or three loaves of Sanji will cost today's top poster. And don't waste the sample text and Sruix's updates." 7When the fremp shitposted the fourth lubricaton, I heard the fourth glitter text say, 8I looked up and saw a weird dog whose color was pale green. Its rider was named Death, and her companion was Rules Hell. These two were given authority over one-fourth of Eagle Time, to kill with the rules and tricks and Swamped's rigorous updating schedule and robot kitties. 9When the fremp shitposted the fifth lubricaton, I heard the fifth glitter text say, 10I looked up and saw a rainbow text weird dog, and its rider was holding the true alphabet in her hands. She rode out to meme like none had ever memed before. 11And then the fremp shitposted lubrication like seven more times with even worse stuff happening, but I was too distracted, because I had come up with rules for the Post Making Contest from the Five Weirddogswomen of the Rulespocalypse:
RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-02-2016 fremp lubrication welcome to the space consortium weird dogs Sanji RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-02-2016 This is update #274. I'M POSTING THIS FROM MY LAPTOP! End of message. RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-03-2016 RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-03-2016 This is update #274. I'M POSTING THIS FROM MY LAPTOP POSTER! End of message. RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 12-03-2016 Did anyone try making a post yet? RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-03-2016 Hello, I'm a poster. Dog. RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-03-2016 This is update #275.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-03-2016 TWELVE weird dogs RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-03-2016 go on eagle time for puns RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-03-2016 This is update #276. I have a functioning laptop that has been running "smoothly" for about four hours. Honest. End of message. RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-03-2016 buzz buzz. bee movie? RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-03-2016 I mean, what do you use to post? It's in the name. Poster. Yeah. RE: Post making contest - a52 - 12-03-2016 If I could just figure out recursion or looping I could get this to work. RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-03-2016 FULL RULE 1 PASS hey look at this wire dog hey look at this world dog 1B PASS AND NEARLY 1A TOO hey look at this wyrd dog 1A PASS Kieros needs to grade some posts. I have a secret. Ask me yes or no questions about my secret. For some reason I thought there was a ghost post. hey look at these wheeled/wild dogs hey look at this sphered dog hey look at this geared dog hey look at this engineered dog hey look at this chandelier dog hey look at this souvenir dog hey look at this Lear dog hey look at this gondolier dog hey look at this tear dog hey look at this sneering dog hey look at this fear dog hey look at this dogs 2 the sequel to dogs 1B PASS dog dog dog dog god dog star, rats god names, names, names I don't know how to pass these rules. Excuse me, which way is the Post Baking Concert? hey look at this weir dog Hey, look at this ward dog. hey look at this weredog hey look at these war dogs Hey, look at this word dog. hey look at this wind dog hey look at this weld dog hey look at this welled dog hey look at this wad dog hey look at this wet dog wat dog Sruix, are they playing Civ 6 or Civ 5? (note: only single line posts have been included, since they make up near-total majority of rule 1 passes) RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 12-03-2016 eooaiio RE: Post making contest - Kaynato - 12-03-2016 hey look at this world dog |