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bugcook!!!!!!!! - piester - 03-10-2013
![[Image: zKXOS48.png]](https://i.imgur.com/zKXOS48.png)
Ugh what are you even doing right now? This was a horrible mistake of a career, you have no clue how to cook! You are making a fool of yourself! You don't even have the right hat for the job!
Why the hell would you even want to be a cook anyways? For fuck sake, your a firefly! You eat sugar water and meal-worms! You need to get out of this dead end job, and fast!
Everybody knows that only dung beetles can cook.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Akumu - 03-10-2013
> Put mealworms in sugar water, apply heat.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Infrared - 03-10-2013
Rise arms, "fuck, this", walk away
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Schazer - 03-10-2013
raise arms and legs, curl up in a ball
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - SeaWyrm - 03-10-2013
Improvise hat from the materials at hand.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Dragon Fogel - 03-10-2013
Go see if there are any customers who might be able to get you a better job.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - AgentBlue - 03-10-2013
Begin flashing distress codes.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - piester - 03-11-2013
(03-10-2013, 09:23 PM)Akumu Wrote: »> Put mealworms in sugar water, apply heat.
![[Image: zDg4V7K.png]](https://i.imgur.com/zDg4V7K.png)
You don't have any of those things! All you have is a bottle of tabasco sauce! You weren't exaggerating one bit when you said you have absolutely no clue when it comes to cooking!
![[Image: UlzeXe1.png]](https://i.imgur.com/UlzeXe1.png)
Well, actually, there IS a mealworm in the building, but he is your coworker, and to be perfectly honest, the dude fucking terrifies you in every possible way.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Dragon Fogel - 03-11-2013
It's all just a facade to keep you from eating him.
Go and eat him.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - AgentBlue - 03-11-2013
Put Tabasco in his eeeeeyes.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - btp - 03-11-2013
> flash butt; attract mate
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Dratos - 03-11-2013
>Knock him out, boil him, enjoy.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Anthano Zasalla - 03-11-2013
> Tempt him with a delicious meal
> Then turn him into a delicious meal
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - piester - 03-11-2013
basically every but btp! Wrote:KILL THAT FRESH INGREDIENT!!!
![[Image: iKsvuAD.png]](https://i.imgur.com/iKsvuAD.png)
Oh God, you're getting the not-qute-but-close-enough-to-canibalistic urges again.
Just shove them aside and look the other way like you always do...
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Robust Laser - 03-11-2013
Succumb
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - SeaWyrm - 03-12-2013
Another tasty co-worker: Be standing on the other side.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - btp - 03-12-2013
Careful now, remember why you had to take this job in the first place.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - AgentBlue - 03-12-2013
You need to whet your appetite. Down that sauce!
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - piester - 03-12-2013
(03-11-2013, 09:14 PM)cyber95 Wrote: »Succumb
![[Image: jn8O9aI.png]](https://i.imgur.com/jn8O9aI.png)
N-n-N-NO!
(03-12-2013, 12:56 AM)btp Wrote: »Careful now, remember why you had to take this job in the first place.
![[Image: PleSzuT.png]](https://i.imgur.com/PleSzuT.png)
Those were the first and also last things your father ever said to you as a kid.
You took his teachings to heart.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - SeaWyrm - 03-13-2013
Don't succumb.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Fuzzy Pickles - 03-13-2013
take a smoke break
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Anthano Zasalla - 03-13-2013
take a breather.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - AgentBlue - 03-14-2013
Confront your father!
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Coolacanth - 03-15-2013
> Tell us about your mother.
RE: bugcook!!!!!!!! - Loather - 03-16-2013
Tell us about how you ate your mother.