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BUSINESS. - wyatt - 06-17-2017

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You are... so and so... and you work for... so and so... uuuuuh...
Wait, what are you saying again?

>COMPANY NAME:
>JOB:
>CHARACTER NAME:

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 03:03 PM)bigro Wrote: »>Bobs Bombastic Bungalo Bundles
>Bungalo Bundler
>Bob

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Ah yes, The BIG BUNGALO BUNDLER of BOBS BOMBASTIC BUNGALO BUNDLES!

You've better get to work, a big BUNGALO RUSH is coming this season!

>Bungle down and work or party hard?
>Or just do something else competely different?

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 03:21 PM)bigro Wrote: »Bungle the Bundling of Bungalos, Besmirching your Brand. Before Bungling the Bunding of Bungalos, Bemuse yourself By Bending a Banana.

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You bundle the bungalos, therefore besmirching your brand while at the same time bending a banana.

This will surely save your beatering baddadling band from circling the drain

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - NotABear - 06-17-2017

Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES.

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 07:55 PM)NotABear Wrote: »Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES.

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This is stupid!

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017

Call your wife and warn her you may be home late

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 08:57 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »Call your wife and warn her you may be home late

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You inform your sweet soonin' but hysterical dame that you may be home late because tonight you're cracking in the blackjack on some cold unsuspecting skulls.

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017

Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 09:16 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk

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You wonder how that nervous broad puts up with your antics and skull cracking. You love her even more than cracking one a few cold bones with the boys.

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017

check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 10:13 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week

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15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017

why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017

(06-17-2017, 10:51 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone

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You do kill 36500 people a year, and make a shit ton of money from that, but according to your financial skill you could maximize profits 4th fold if you also worked at a desk job.

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-18-2017

Better do some work then

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-18-2017

(06-18-2017, 12:56 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »Better do some work then

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Speaking of:

Sir, a murphy Ajarakrakrjar is here for you.

>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - a52 - 06-18-2017

Quote:15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.
Quote:36500 a year

umm.
there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college.

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-18-2017

(06-18-2017, 03:33 AM)a52 Wrote: »
Quote:15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.
Quote:36500 a year

umm.
there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college.

Rounded, you doofus!

And im referring to days, dummy!

36500 times 7 = 25550, I know that! Just assume its a big number, mr Time Wizard!

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>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017

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Ok whatever, send him in.

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MR. BOB!


>_

RE: Business Time, Baby! - bo - 06-20-2017

>Plaeas go away

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Arcanuse - 06-20-2017

>oh joy. what does accounting want this time

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017

>Plaeas go away

>oh joy. what does accounting want this time

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MR BOB, YOU HAVE A DEBT OVERDUE TO ME! YOU SCRAMBLING HECKBOY... YOU OWE ME

100 SOULS!!!!!

100 SOULS!!! THATS LIKE... 2 TEXTBOOKS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW JUST GET ME 100 SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>SIGN THE PACT; OR BEAT HIM UP?

RE: Business Time, Baby! - bo - 06-20-2017

Fuck him up and give his soul to someone else

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017

(06-20-2017, 11:35 PM)bo Wrote: »Fuck him up

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You shoot him in the h-

Oh wait no, you die.

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>try again?

RE: Business Time, Baby! - Arcanuse - 06-20-2017

>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books

RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017

(06-20-2017, 11:44 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books

You have no saves dummy, you were too busy with yelling at me about algebra and tallying your skulls! This took place before 2008.

>Try again?