SHOPKEEP
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What can I get for you?"

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Quote:I need 37 saxophones, STAT

Quote:A stiff drink thanks

Quote:Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?

Quote:I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.

Quote:>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff

Quote:I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye

Quote:A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

Quote:>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."

"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."

"Now..."


"How will you be paying?"

(04-15-2017, 08:23 AM)Myeth Wrote: »You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

Quote:Ill pay by leaving your shop

Quote:>dine and dash

SHOPKEEP
"..."

Quote:> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"

Quote:I have all these other saxophones

Quote:I will give you these three magic beans

Quote:Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid material goods from your plane hold no value here."

Quote:You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

Quote:I have a soul?

Quote:> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

SHOPKEEP
"Those sound incredibly fascinating. Perhaps you could tell me more after my shift?"

Quote:What's your return policy?

SHOPKEEP
"There is none."