Eagle Time - Hawkspace

256 bit stories

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 04:44:01 +0000

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128 word stories

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 02:44:56 +0000

I was walking with my friend, Carl, when he noticed a turtle at the side of the road, flipped upside down and kind of lodged in a crack that made it impossible for it to right itself on its own. So we worked together to dislodge it from the crack and stick it upright, which proved to be unnecessary because it wasn't really stuck, per se, just in an inconvenient place, and also it was a rather light turtle, the two of us together was really more strength than necessary. Surprisingly, the turtle introduced itself and thanked us. It was magical, and also actually a tortoise. It offered to grant us a wish, but we were really in a hurry so we declined and continued on our way.

I ate so much popcorn that I broke a tooth

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 01:10:33 +0000

what do?

Best bird

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 22:07:44 +0000

Under the word of the best good friend you have been selected to tell them who the best bird is.

A guide to modern acronyms

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 17:10:52 +0000

Ever wonder what those durn kids are saying on their celly-phones? Here's a guide to help you!

LOL: Look Out, Lewis!
This is used to warn people named Lewis (alternatively, Louis) that there is something dangerous behind them.

SMH: Shake My Hand
Used when conducting business relations with another mature individual: This report is looking good Daniel, SMH.

LMAO: Lettuce, Mayo, And Onions
A very common set of toppings for a burger. Used to tell people what to order for you. Also used to describe a person with very basic taste: Douglas is an LMAO kind of guy.

WTH: Where's that Harold?
Harold, ever the prankster, is often blamed light-heartedly when something goes awry: My computer mouse is on the fritz, WTH?

That's as far as my provisional research budget took me. I would like $60,000 and a team of interns to continue this investigation, thank you for your consideration.

Is this joke overdone? Let me know if you think coming up with random meanings for acronyms is the death of comedy.

If you log out of Eagle Time...

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 04:11:21 +0000

Do you log out of real life?

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Tue, 19 Dec 2017 02:41:25 +0000

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What's a good colour?

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 02:34:00 +0000

I'm conducting a research to find the best

COLOUR

What, in your opinion, is the best colour?

d:-) <-- cool hat guy

(Please wait while the poll options are generated...)

wisdom tweth remobkk threaarde

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:46:21 +0000

k glt them remkmved rodag

first whn j was there i was realky scafed becaudi am scared to dewrhbof needles nd then tgye put me kn ogyen which onky mde me hyperventitkre so thyn piut me on lufhijg gs plus some other sruff which firsr maee me eizzy then made me disconnect i think the exact words i uswd were "i feel weird, it's like my head is floating" but my voice soundwe like it qas twpo octaveww too low but my brain was still fine, jusr tired, qne then i closwe my wyes and thought "these are probably gonna be my very last thoughts" and they pretty much were, and i felt a small sharp stab in my arm that i knew was the iv that i used to b e so desperately afrqid of but i could barely feel it and i ddint care and then there was nothing afterward

then i woke up qnd i wqs dixzy and my jaw heart (but not my gums) and they removed the iv and i remember saying tht hours ago i woukd have been terrified to know that it had been jn my arm but i didn't care qt all then the whole thing felt like when you habe a fever qnd are wqtching tv and then ypu start dreamin g about dr who but your still kind of awake

also my mouth was really dry whihc made me really angry because i ha dbeen already really before th e operwtion that i couldn't drink anything so now being even more thirstymade me mad

and now im home and the sides of my mouth are all numb and i think im moetly okay but my jaws still hurt amd the places wherre my teeth used to be are just goo

I lost a flippin' Homestuck flash

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 22:00:28 +0000

God clammit, Kankri!

The thread I'm submitting (subitting?) for Shutdown Showdown

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 17:16:38 +0000

*shows up 15 minutes late with Cherry Limeades from Sonic because I don't like Starbucks*

Y'know, you other threads claiming to be the one I'm submitting forgot one key thing.

POKÉMON

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Also insert the goo kitty, math, coding, weather, whatever else here. I know I could just copy that here, but that would be boring and not funny at all. And as we know, the key to Hawkspace is being hilarious.

This thread is DEFINITELY NOT Kieros' "Shutdown Showdown" thread.

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 22:52:01 +0000

Seriously, why would anyone think it is?

Kieros's 'Shutdown Showdown' thread

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 22:09:12 +0000

Please ignore the other thread, this is the real thread. I mean, "subission"? WHAT'S A SUBISSION? And that joke isn't even unique; three other people did it.

This thread is my subission for Reyweld's game

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 04:09:11 +0000

Nowhere did they say that I can't do this, so I'm just going to make this thread with all the stuff I want and then submit it at the end of signups.

There's no way that this could conceivably backfire.

If I ran something like a mafia again, would people be interested?

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 01:42:23 +0000

If I ran something like Fridge-fia again, would anyone be interested?

I used to make a loot of silly eagle time games, and seeing as I am approaching the end of classes on Monday (and my exams are distant), I want to host another. I know that the "mood" for mafias had disappeared for a while, but I want to see how the waters are.

I would also like to clarify that I host mafia-esque games, that are focused more on silly chaos and everyone having a good time than competitive strategy. For examples, here are the previous mafia games I have hosted:

Kill Your Evil Clone
and
Fridge Frenzy

Some planned mechanics I have in mind:
- Dead players continue to be active
- Lots of shenanigans
- Roles based off of player submissions
- Any number of players

So, interested?

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It's up, check it out: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=2718