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The Machine - Truegreen - 11-03-2014

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This is The Machine...

The air is dry and dusty. The room is dark. In the center sits the machine. It growls in the shadows. It's voice fills the space with a gruff texture. It's waiting for something. It's hungry.

RE: The Machine - SeaWyrm - 11-03-2014

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RE: The Machine - ICan'tGiveCredit - 11-03-2014

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I wonder what happens when I insert SeaWyrm's head amongst his candy

RE: The Machine - Dalmationer - 11-03-2014

well turn it on dinkus

RE: The Machine - Jacquerel - 11-03-2014

I will climb into the machine

RE: The Machine - Dalmationer - 11-03-2014

I dare you to do it

RE: The Machine - Jacquerel - 11-03-2014

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ok now what

RE: The Machine - Dalmationer - 11-03-2014

O.M.G. you're off the rails man.

RE: The Machine - Truegreen - 11-03-2014

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The Buttons

They Are on The Wall.

Their plastic surfaces are dark and glassy. Wires extend from their bases Simple yellow notes record their purposes in an esoteric shorthand. Who can know what they mean?

The machine rumbles in the background.


EXTERNAL INFLUENCE DETECTED...
CONTINUITY ADVANCED...
MODIFYING SYSTEM...
NEW INFLUENCE IDENTIFIED...

Depictions (1)

RE: The Machine - ICan'tGiveCredit - 11-03-2014

I press the Red and Green buttons to make a hyper-Intelligent Communist

RE: The Machine - Jacquerel - 11-03-2014

that'd be a bit of a superfluous transformation honestly

RE: The Machine - OrangeAipom - 11-03-2014

why the fuck is the blue button labeled RED

RE: The Machine - Dalmationer - 11-03-2014

it redacts. You can use it to write for the SCP wiki.

RE: The Machine - Lieutenant Fish - 11-03-2014

Fellas, let's hammer that button on the far right. We can't tell what it actually says, and the idea of such reckless abandon is making me feel giddy. Hopefully nothing terrible will happen to the brave forum-goers who have climbed inside The Machine . . .

RE: The Machine - OrangeAipom - 11-03-2014

you could peel it and find out. it's just a sticky note.

RE: The Machine - Dragon Fogel - 11-03-2014

Good point. Let's peel off the rest of that label and put it in the machine and then press that button.

RE: The Machine - Mirdini - 11-03-2014

As an expert on THE MACHINE I am sure no good will come of this.

*Stuffs the rest of Jacquerel into The Machine*

Meta-Jacqlarises machine'd status: 2/2

RE: The Machine - Truegreen - 11-03-2014

*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*
INVALID INPUT...
NO INFLUENCE DETECTED...

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TEMPORAL_MEDIUM_TEMP HAS FALLEN DRASTICALLY...
RISK OF CONTINUITY FREEZE [78%] RISING...

Depictions(1)

RE: The Machine - Dalmationer - 11-03-2014

warm it up by sitting on it, like an egg.

RE: The Machine - ICan'tGiveCredit - 11-03-2014

Someone needs to sit on the whole factory, crushing us all under the weight of the falling debris and collapsing concrete.

RE: The Machine - goblin's - 11-04-2014

Warm an egg by sitting near it, then throw it at the machine

RE: The Machine - Truegreen - 11-04-2014

*ERROR*ERROR*ERROR*

INVALID INPUT OVERLOAD DETECTED...
SYNTAX UNRECOGNIZED...

DEPLOYIN#$@! (^%+ )#$!

CON#$%@! IMMINE)#!

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ALERT, CONTINUITY OF TEMPORAL MEDIUM HAS FAILED...
REASON CITED: CONTINUITY_FREEZE_ERROR...

CONTACTING TECH SUPPORT (CONNECTING...)

RE: The Machine - goblin's - 11-04-2014

Just go nuts, do whatever. Grow a little plant. Do a little dance in secret. Don't let anyone know.

RE: The Machine - ICan'tGiveCredit - 11-04-2014

Slap some hot sauce on the continuity. That might spice things up. Tabasco is healthy in any universe.

RE: The Machine - Truegreen - 11-04-2014

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