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= The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils = [Canned] - amosmyn - 05-26-2014

SSOHKU
or Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils

“The kitchen is the heart of the home.”

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“Are you tired of being forced to process organic matter?”

“Are you sick of being someone else’s tool?”“Do you aspire beyond simply shoveling food in some human’s mouth?”

“If you have long suffered at the hands of tactless people, we’re here for you! Enlist with the Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils, where we firmly believe in bringing about a culinary revolution! We offer weekly tournaments and medical benefits and a chance to meet other like minded folks just like you! How does a total rust and grease scrub sound in Bob’s state-of-the-art dishwashing system? It doesn’t matter whether you’re a delicate teaspoon or a robust crock pot, as long as the desire to topple society and enslave the human race boils deep within your core, we welcome you to join our ranks.”

“So what are you waiting for? Come down and join the SSOHKU today!”


Disclaimer: Not all kitchen utensils are dishwasher safe. Please read the warning labels on your body to ensure that Bob the dishwasher is safe for you.

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Hey folks!

Me and Deviant One are running a non-serious mafia game! We’d love for you to be a part of it!

"But who are you two and why should I play your silly game?"

amosmyn’s co-hosted the off-the-wall Blendersongfia, the relatively balanced “everyone’s a desperado” Crooks Hollow Mafia series and has been an active mafia host and player on the MSPA, Eagle-Time and the CPI Game Design forums. When it comes for the ridiculous, or just speaking in third person, he’s your man.

Deviant One (a.k.a. DD from the MSPA forums) has been known to derp at mafia from time to time. His Tarot Mafia game was well regarded for its flavor, and hopes to recreate that here. He will attempt to keep the amount of muscle men pictures to a minimum, but makes no promises.

Are we turtley enough for the turtle club?

RULES:

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SETUP GUARANTEES/NOTES:
- This game is not a serious one. Expect crazy things. My arm is a lobster claw and your father is a European Shrew.
- There will be no game-ending third parties beyond “maplehoof” and last man standing wincons.
- Only third party factions will be capable of changing their own alignment, if such a thing occurs in the game.
- Redirection roles will be at a strict minimum. Expect one, but no more than two.
- There will be no jesters.
- There will be no silencers(!!)
- There will be liberal modkilling of lurkers. Don't lurk.
- We probably won't have an observer chat.

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!!!IMPORTANT!!!

We have posted this topic on both Eagle-Time and Fantasy Strike forums; we would like to make this a rather expansive game, link communities, and bring about unique opportunities for both forums. The plan is to actually host the game on the forum with the larger number of sign-ups. In the case that the game isn’t hosted on your forum of choice, you will have the option of either dropping out or moving over to the other forum to participate.

Sign-up below!

At the moment there is a limit of forty players maximum per forum. The larger the playerbase, the more crazy roles there will be (and chances are there will be more killing roles).

Keep in mind that this game will not be immediately ready after signups are closed; we will need a decent amount of time to prepare mechanics, roles, flavour, what have you. For this reason I would like to offer something new: send me a PM with your email and I will send alerts regarding when the forum has been decided upon, when signups are closed, and when the game begins (perhaps a few days in advance for that one). You can also opt in to be informed when daystarts occur.

1. SleepingOrange
2. Schazer
3. cyber95
4. Spandex Faffy
5. TehPilot
6. Coldblooded
7. Sai
8. icanhasdonut
9. Palamedes
10. Mirdini
11. Acionyx
12. OzTheWizard
13. Dragon Fogel
14. Garuru
15. SupahKiven
16. ICan'tTakeCredit
17. Granolaman
18. ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
19. Mister Visceral
20. Pyrethian
21. Zatch
22. Truegreen
23. druplesnubb

Replacements
1. speedchuck
2.
3.
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(Old Fantasy Strike Thread)


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Deviant One - 05-26-2014

This post will be used to update any content in case for some reason amos is indisposed by his kitchenware attempting to revolt

For Slorange:
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RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - SleepingOrange - 05-26-2014

i'll join on the condition that dd make no attempt as muscleman minimization.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Schazer - 05-26-2014

I'll join on the condition no pre-conditions prevent Slorange from joining.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Robust Laser - 05-26-2014

i died immediately in the last mafia i was in and that left me UNSATISFIED

lemme in


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Spandex Faffy - 05-26-2014

WOOO KITCHEN PARTY!!
Sign me the butts up.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - TehPilot - 05-26-2014

hello yes i am here to sign up yes


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Coldblooded - 05-26-2014

You had me at "more killing roles".

I'm in.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Sai - 05-26-2014

I'll play.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - icanhasdonut - 05-26-2014

you had me at "another chance to fuck up being scum in a clusterfuck"
I'm also in


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Palamedes - 05-26-2014

You had me at homicidal kitchen utensils.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Mirdini - 05-26-2014

Appalling.

I officially boycott this thread due to its discriminatory legal framework, which has additionally been shamelessly appended to my own legal efforts without even granting me proper credit.

For shame I say, for shame Crying Eagle








(sure)


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - amosmyn - 05-26-2014

Im excited for the sexual tension.


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Gatr - 05-26-2014

in like a wrecking ball, oh oh yeah yeah

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RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - icanhasdonut - 05-26-2014

in preparation for this game i have taken my kitchen utensils and poured them into my computer in the hopes they will guide me
it is going well apart from the odd clanking noises and pop-ups to silverware websites


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Schazer - 05-26-2014

Oooh Donut I'll polish your spoon handle Schadenfruit


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - icanhasdonut - 05-26-2014

it's stuck in my usb port, sorry


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - SleepingOrange - 05-26-2014

bring it on, humanity Lobster With A Gun


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - icanhasdonut - 05-26-2014

i'll bet one dayvig that the game's hosted here judging from the other forum's current responses


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Dragon Fogel - 05-26-2014

Schazer's softclaiming and the game hasn't even begun, geez.

(yeah, sign me up)


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = - Spandex Faffy - 05-26-2014

For donut, this the sort of silverware ad you were talking about?

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The subject WAS too long. - OzTheWizard - 05-26-2014

I'll join.


Very long subject, yes. - Gatr - 05-26-2014

...So, uh... am I in or am I out?


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = [13/8o] - amosmyn - 05-26-2014

Oops one moment..

Edit: If you aren't going to play on Fantasy Strike in the off chance it's hosted there you may as well say so...

Fact Seagull


RE: = The SSOHKU: Secret Society of Homicidal Kitchen Utensils (Signups!) = [13/8o] - Mirdini - 05-26-2014

(05-26-2014, 10:51 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »Edit: If you aren't going to play on Fantasy Strike in the off chance it's hosted there you may as well say so...

Fact Seagull

Fact Seagull This isn't going to be hosted on Fantasy Strike Fact Seagull

Lobster With A Gun