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we need to oppress gamers more - a52 - 03-30-2019
they're already the most oppressed minority, but as a proud trans polticially correct queer commie sjw i think we're not doing enough.
here are some ideas:
* replace all their treasured copies of CoD MW Black Ops Zombies with teletubbies dvds, only the teletubbies are renamed anita sarkeesian, karl marx, daddy stalin, and po
* ban mtn dew
* put a tax on those filthy "game cartridges"
* enact a law stating every game must have more lesbians than men in it
any other ideas??
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - a52 - 03-30-2019
send every one who has ever said a "gamer word" to jail
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - a52 - 03-30-2019
(03-30-2019, 08:26 PM)a52 Wrote: »send every one who has ever said a "gamer word" to jail
yes, that includes "pwn"
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Dragon Fogel - 03-30-2019
Hey, what if we made a game that was accessible to everyone and not very hard?
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Dragon Fogel - 03-30-2019
Also we could give everyone who plays the game a participation trophy. They don't need to go all the way through it.
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Dragon Fogel - 03-30-2019
Oh, and it goes without saying that the protagonist won't be a white dude.
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - June Stargal - 03-30-2019
wait what if
the game was about something other than guns
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-30-2019
Put a cover of the game that is loud and shouty and about guns, and then when they play the game it's about two guns meeting and starting a family.
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Reyweld - 03-31-2019
Rename Doritos to Wheat Thins, so the gamers can't find them
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Reyweld - 03-31-2019
Damn, I didn't think the gamers would find out, sorry
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Reyweld - 03-31-2019
(03-31-2019, 02:24 AM)Wheat Wrote: »It's at least a hundred. i know because a little "cheevo" popped up in the corner of my screen that said "Hassle Royale: get bothered by 100 gamers"
Wait a second... are YOU a gamer???
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - June Stargal - 03-31-2019
Release the fake nerd girls
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Reyweld - 03-31-2019
Ontario is beyond the gamer president's nasty jurisdiction, and also whenever a pride parade is thrown the border expands.
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Reyweld - 03-31-2019
I'll try to pass that on to the council of 600 lesbians that rule
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - ShiningKatana - 03-31-2019
heh. g00d thing us gamers ca bypass this. mainly by being furries
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - June Stargal - 04-07-2019
we should make sure that all gamers are easily identified
I suggest we sell them computer stuff that is black and angular with rgb lights
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - ShiningKatana - 04-07-2019
HA I HAVE SM00TH BLACK STUF WITH RGB LIGHTS! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - kilozombie - 04-08-2019
The best way to oppress gamers is to make them oppress themselves
Convince them (as they have already begun to convince themselves) that there's an 'in' group and 'out' group for certain video games being real video games, and then convince them that the only real video game is Zootopia the movie
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - Thalia V1 - 04-08-2019
b-but kilo that is the only real video game,,, right??
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - June Stargal - 04-09-2019
Yes, that's the only real video game.
And the only fake video game is Minecraft youtube let's plays
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - ShiningKatana - 04-09-2019
y0u d0 realize y0u sh0uld plan this in private righ... WAIT THESE ARE FALSEH00DS MADE T0 TRICK US. i may be an 0bvi0us spy, but im a g00d 0bvi0us spy
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - CherryPetrichor - 04-13-2019
(03-30-2019, 08:22 PM)a52 Wrote: »[snip]We should further expand this by increasing the tax amount based on ESRB rating.
* put a tax on those filthy "game cartridges"
[snip]
Here's my proposal:
Early Childhood: 10% ($60 -> 66)
Everyone: 30% ($60 -> 78)
E 10+: 50% ($60 -> 90)
Teen: 70% ($60 -> 102)
Mature: 100% ($60 -> 120)
Adults only: 300% ($60 -> 240)
Rating Pending: We should just ban games from this category, mandating that all games must pass ESRB before being sold.
Games should be treated in much the same way as Alcohol, requiring ID for purchase and not selling to minors. We should also limit the amount of games one person can own. For this I suggest 3 early childhood games and one everyone-adults game. Another good idea is a public list of anyone who plays videogames, similar to the sex offender registry. Videogames should also absolutely be a factor in court cases, increasing penalties by at least 50%.
RE: we need to oppress gamers more - June Stargal - 05-14-2019
Gamers haven't been doing theyr chores, looks like we need to ground them for a week and confiscate the games!