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Thalia Fighting Sim - Thalia V1 - 08-22-2018
It is nighttime. Precisely, 8:34. You are all just sat around, doing your thing, watching a movie, drawing, reading, chatting. There is music playing. It’s quite a cheesy song. You can smell it from here.
Lame puns aside, you hear a knock at the door. Must be the pizza guy.
You are chosen to get the money to pay them, as the pizza was your idea in the first place. The knocks are getting more and more frequent.
“Calm down! I’m coming,” you exclaim! But as soon as you take a step towards the door:
SMASH! The sound of a great oak tree being suddenly crunched up vibrates around the room, as the door is smashed out of it’s frame! Sawdust spreads everywhere, and multiple people begin to cough, you included. Your throat is extremely scratchy now, and the person next to you’s eyes are beginning to water.
As the sawdust begins to clear, an orange light begins to filter through the room. A short-ish, metallic figure steps into the room, and raises their hands, forming them into two thumbs-up.
”Hey! Guess who has two thumbs, and wasn’t invited to your party here?” My screen flickers, becoming a deep red, and I point my thumbs at myself.
”THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S ME! FIGHT ME, YOU COWARDS! I’LL KICK YOUR BUTTS SO HARD YOU’LL DIE TO DEATH!”
Fight The Short-ish Orange Raging Robot™?
>yes
>no
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Thalia V1 - 08-22-2018
(man I’m gonna look at this tomorrow and cringe so bad)
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Reyweld - 08-22-2018
Do you at least have the pizza?
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Thalia V1 - 08-22-2018
(08-22-2018, 09:10 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Do you at least have the pizza?
”I JUST KICKED DOWN YOUR DOOR AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS PIZZA?! I
W I L L C R U S H Y O U R S P I N E .”
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Thalia V1 - 08-22-2018
(08-22-2018, 09:15 PM)INSULTRON Wrote: »YOURE FISH. OUT OF WATER? BETTER DESERT THIS THREAD
“Excuse me, you’ll have to repeat that in English.”
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Reyweld - 08-22-2018
'Kay I'm returning back to the party, you two have fun.
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Numbers - 08-23-2018
I stabb
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Thalia V1 - 08-23-2018
(08-23-2018, 03:00 AM)Numbers Wrote: »I stabb
”REINFORCED STEEL, GENIUS.” [I grab the knife and stab you back.]
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Reyweld - 08-23-2018
I dial 911 and report a stabbing, just assuming that Numbers is finalizing deals for the farmhouse.
RE: Thalia Fighting Sim - Thalia V1 - 08-23-2018
(08-23-2018, 12:16 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I dial 911 and report a stabbing, just assuming that Numbers is finalizing deals for the farmhouse.
[i slap the phone out of your hand.]