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criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-01-2018

The men who commit crimes are criminals.

RE: criminalssuck - Reyweld - 05-01-2018

What about the birds who commit crimes?

RE: criminalssuck - Robust Laser - 05-01-2018

counterpoint: crimes are rad and everybody should do them

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-01-2018

(05-01-2018, 02:16 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »What about the birds who commit crimes?
Birds are stupid animals

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-01-2018

(05-01-2018, 02:49 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »counterpoint: crimes are rad and everybody should do them
Yes. But only if you're cool. It needs to be inherently elitist otherwise it stops being criminal. It's a dog eat dog world out there.

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-01-2018

I've been thinking, should I get one of my hands replaced with a bionic claw that can cut through metal?

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-01-2018

How many monopolybux do I have to fork over to you to make you make this into a forum adventure?

RE: criminalssuck - June Stargal - 05-02-2018

git commit -m "crimes"

RE: criminalssuck - a52 - 05-02-2018

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CRIMES

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-02-2018

TSSSSS CRIMES TSSSSSS

RE: criminalssuck - Kíeros - 05-02-2018

DON'T DO THE TIME IF YOU SUCK AT THE CRIME

RE: criminalssuck - Iriri - 05-02-2018

A crimepple a day keeps the doctorcop away.

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-02-2018

(05-02-2018, 05:27 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »DON'T DO THE TIME IF YOU SUCK AT THE CRIME
I'm gonna arrest you on principle just for that rhyme. I have no desire to hear you whine.

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-02-2018

(05-02-2018, 05:45 AM)Iriri Wrote: »A crimepple a day keeps the doctorcop away.
You duplicitous silver tongued muthafucka, you were kissing the ass of the police just a few days back. HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT A PLANT!?

RE: criminalssuck - CSJ - 05-02-2018

(05-01-2018, 02:49 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »counterpoint: crimes are rad and everybody should do them
counterpoint:
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RE: criminalssuck - Reyweld - 05-02-2018

(05-01-2018, 03:44 PM)Bobert Wrote: »
(05-01-2018, 02:16 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »What about the birds who commit crimes?
Birds are stupid animals

//Nice Dodge!//

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-04-2018

Birds are stupid, smart alecks are also stupid despite the misleading name. I will punish you with the Heavenly Dog.

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-05-2018

Perhaps by being abrasive and a goof, I was the criminal all along? I need to be arrested.

RE: criminalssuck - Reyweld - 05-05-2018

Duckreport Did someone say criminals like four days ago?

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-05-2018

Three days

RE: criminalssuck - Coldblooded - 05-05-2018

I used to sit with the criminal kids back in high school, but in the end I just couldn't get down with their fashion sense. Too many black and white turtlenecks, it looked like feeding time at the Savannah.

RE: criminalssuck - Electrum - 05-07-2018

Pshhhh, that's very coldblooded of you, Coldblooded. Pshhhhhh....