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A Goode Venture - Fabricati - 04-12-2012
You are JOHNATHAN GOODE, and you are here to kick ass and take names.
Now if only you could remember where said asses are and what said names were.
>_
RE: A Goode Venture - Schazer - 04-12-2012
THE ASSES ARE IN THIS THREAD
RE: A Goode Venture - Schazer - 04-12-2012
(04-12-2012, 01:41 AM)Fabricati Wrote: ยปYou don't know but you know that any enterprising merchant will be able to sell you with alacrity, such as JOHNATHAN GOODE.
What are you doing, Johnathan
This is not the kicking of asses
RE: A Goode Venture - Mr. Arsenic Nog - 04-12-2012
The Gazpacho Brothers.
Lithuanian mime crime empire.
Conveniently located in Philadelphia.
RE: A Goode Venture - Fabricati - 04-12-2012
There are no asses to kick! Unless the good is a donkey.
RE: A Goode Venture - Dragon Fogel - 04-12-2012
>The first name you're going to take is Alan Nonimous.
RE: A Goode Venture - Fabricati - 04-12-2012
Right, that's done, as soon as you find this Al Nonymous guy you'll have it for him.
RE: A Goode Venture - Dragon Fogel - 04-12-2012
>Start by checking the broom closet. Maybe he's hiding in there.
RE: A Goode Venture - Infrared - 04-12-2012
I heard he was a jiggly old computer
RE: A Goode Venture - AgentBlue - 04-12-2012
Borduria!
RE: A Goode Venture - Fabricati - 04-12-2012
Well, it's true, Borduria has a lot of asses available, and they're even acceptable targets, but the LEAGUE OF BADASSES declared a moratorium on that for a period of six months after the LAST asskicking you gave them, and you don't want to lose your ASSKICKING LICENSE.
No, no Al Nonymous in this closet.
What, that computer? It wasn't even a worthy opponent, it just sort of sat there jiggling at you until you tipped over its table.
RE: A Goode Venture - Dragon Fogel - 04-12-2012
>Watch out for that baseball glove headed your way!
RE: A Goode Venture - AgentBlue - 04-13-2012
Leap up into the air, and scream a formal challenge at the top of your lungs to any opponent who thinks they can defeat you!