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A Good Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 04-12-2012
You are a GOOD up for sale.
What kind of GOOD are you?
RE: A Good Adventure - g0m - 04-12-2012
An apple
RE: A Good Adventure - Gnauga - 04-12-2012
A gelatinous replica of the fourth letter of the English alphabet
RE: A Good Adventure - Mr. Arsenic Nog - 04-12-2012
An outdated computer who has learned to love.
RE: A Good Adventure - Fabricati - 04-12-2012
You don't know but you know that any enterprising merchant will be able to sell you with alacrity, such as JOHNATHAN GOODE.
RE: A Good Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 04-12-2012
That's right, you're an outdated computer made out of apple-flavored gelatin and shaped into the letter D, and you have learned to love.
Specifically, you have learned to love being used for your proper function, and being owned by a caring user. And look! A customer has just walked in. How will you catch their eye?
RE: A Good Adventure - Mehgamehn - 04-12-2012
With a baseball glove
RE: A Good Adventure - MaxieSatan - 04-12-2012
You're a gelatinous D. I think just jiggling a bit should be enough.
RE: A Good Adventure - Infrared - 04-12-2012
Throw little D shaped floppy disks at them
RE: A Good Adventure - AgentBlue - 04-12-2012
Throw yourself at them! At their face!
RE: A Good Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 04-12-2012
You jiggle and jiggle, but the customer just knocks over your table and then starts poking around in a supply closet. You suppose he wants something else. Maybe he doesn't like apples.
Well, you suppose you can try to satisfy him anyway; maybe then he'll tell his friends about you and get one of them to buy you! You quickly hack into the store's computerized Toss-O-Matic system and take control.
Given his obvious physical aptitude, this customer probably appreciates sports, so you toss a baseball glove towards him. Surely this will be exactly what he's looking for!
RE: A Good Adventure - MaxieSatan - 04-12-2012
Customer: Be the dirty baseball-hating communist.