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Marry Bobert - Electrum - 10-11-2016
The dark god Darkus Shadowus has cursed me with the disability of no longer enjoying coffee in any way shape or form, the only way to break this curse is to marry me but we all know that marriage is a terrible ordeal so I set out these rules to cull those unfit for marriage to me.
1. No Dogs or Cats allowed. Lizards are a-okay pets though.
2. Cooking skills are mandatory.
3. Must be an ugly stinky troll just like me.
4. Don't shirk hygiene though. The stink comes with being a troll.
5. Must paradoxically despise the idea of marriage.
6. Must fit a certain age category. I refuse to marry those over the age of 85 years.
7. Must somehow provide the proof of the 6 rules.
RE: Marry Bobert - Reyweld - 10-11-2016
lol get wrekt
RE: Marry Bobert - btp - 10-12-2016
Reyweld seems like a good candidate, but he'll only marry you if you give him the Chwoka account as an engagement ring.
RE: Marry Bobert - Schazer - 10-12-2016
(10-11-2016, 11:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »lol get wrekt
RE: Marry Bobert - Electrum - 10-12-2016
(10-11-2016, 11:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »lol get wrektThis meets the criteria for the 5th rule. But you're too young anyhow.