SpoilerWelcome to my own little text based forum game! Please ignore the subtitle and I hope you have fun!

The rules are simple: You give commands to an... entity we'll say. They don't have enough levels in EXIST yet to warrant any sort of descriptor more than that and EXIST does not level up like most other commands do. Most commands level up through repeated use, so get used to the grindfest and repetition!

Simply put, everything about this thing is at level 0 except for LIVE. This includes the ability to make commands. Thankfully, the Commands Stat, even at level 0, still allows you to make commands. With that said, a Level 0 command skill means that only one word commands will be accepted.

What's that? You want to use TWO words for your commands? You'll need to level it up first. How?

I'm not telling~! You'll have to figure it out on your own.

Anyway, the other thing you need to be aware of is that, outside of spoilers, there will be limitations on what you get as far as EXPOSITION goes. Right now, you'll only get a sentence relating to what you've leveled up or made progress towards leveling up. Thankfully, EXPOSITION levels up with the number of posts and/or pages this adventure receives, so naturally as time progresses more EXPOSITION will be given in future posts.

There are ways to get more than just EXPOSITION relating to the actions you make, however. You'll have to input certain commands to make that happen, though.

Note, though, that only one command will be used at a time... at first. There are, however, 9 slots for commands to be held in reserve, though using them once they have been reserved is tricky at this stage. At any rate, any commands that go unused will be automatically put in an empty slot and duplicates will be stacked in the appropriate slot.

Enough in spoiler intros, though. Please, give a command. But be warned, ambiguity breeds random results.

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Ich werde verwenden Google Translate und wählen Sie einen Sinn zufällig , du Narr !
Also, congrats on making me think about how to use TRAIN! Have that free THOUGHT level as a bonus.

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Here's a free protip: You can use the same word again to get new effects, even if it failed the first time! In fact, this is strongly recommended after you level it up. Synonyms may also trigger a skill if they don't have a more appealing secondary meaning.

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I am going to hit the hay for tonight. I do appreciate the chuckle Ass and titties gave me though.

Also, congrats on finally using the LEVEL command successfully! obviously, Listen is not the only stat you have that has Leveling, but LEVEL is weak right now and will show random stats for leveling up. As it levels up, it will show the current level of multiple random stats.

Note: Some actions, when they have levels, may add extra details that EXPOSITION doesn't cover automatically. Once such commands are Maxed Out, these will auto-trigger whenever possible.

Also, Menu is a command, despite being a noun, and is one of the few exceptions to the nouns not being commands thingy.

...I'll be level with you here, I am making up rules as I see appropriate. Just try actions and words that you want to use. The worst that'll happen is I either say no, or I never update this again, leaving everyone feeling embarrassed and awkward.

And remember kids- Never post while you're sleep deprived! Sleep deprivation makes your mind about as bad as when you're drunk, and drunk posting is only funny to everyone else!

SpoilerHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I forgot all about this. Sorry. At any rate, as an apology, you can now use TWO words to command this thing, assuming you wish to continue this. This is experimental, so go wild and wee'll figure it out together again!