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Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-06-2011

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You are going to get off of this planet or die trying.


Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Jacquerel - 11-06-2011

>Die Trying

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Dragon Fogel - 11-06-2011

>Oh come on, it can't be that bad, can it?

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Epamynondas - 11-06-2011

>Jump. This planet is pretty small so it doubt it has a big gravitational pull.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Ixcaliber - 11-06-2011

> It doesn't look that bad. Watch some TV or something.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Infrared - 11-06-2011

> Get some goddamn clothes on

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - AgentBlue - 11-06-2011

>Turn on the TV.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - GreyGabe - 11-07-2011

Epamynondas Wrote:>Jump. This planet is pretty small so it doubt it has a big gravitational pull.
>Make sure to climb up onto the roof first, for maximum chances of success.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Infrared - 11-07-2011

> Find King Kai and become the new Dragon Ball Z

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - MaxieSatan - 11-08-2011

> Swim.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Godbot - 11-09-2011

> Flip a coin to help you decide.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Dragon Fogel - 11-10-2011

Yoshi gets to update this adventure from here on out.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Yoshi - 11-11-2011

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Your name is Prisoner 481, and you've been an inmate of the Pleasant Prison Planet for longer than you can remember.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Oh come on, it can't be that bad, can it?
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Oh, it can. You were imprisoned here for reasons long since forgotten, by the police force of the universe, the bloodthirsty SCORPLOKS. Every person they find guilty is plopped into a pocket universe consisting solely of a small planet, mostly bare.

AgentBlue Wrote:>Turn on the TV.
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Oh that isn't a TV, it's your ELECTRONIC COMPAINION.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - SleepingOrange - 11-12-2011

>Converse with COMPANION, perhaps reminiscing about incarceration and the reasons for it.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-12-2011

Leave your room with COMPANION.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - GreyGabe - 11-12-2011

>Look at him. Sitting there, grinning that stupid grin. He's taunting you. He thinks you're a joke. Are you going to stand for that? Because I wouldn't. You should teach him a lesson.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - MaxieSatan - 11-12-2011

> Curse repeatedly at companion and throw limp-wristed punches at his stupid vacuous face. His existence is no comfort; it is but a disgusting mockery of the true friendship you haven't had for decades.

> Draw up crude blueprints for a rocket ship, dimension jumper, or some similar object that might get you off this stupid thing.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Fabricati - 11-12-2011

> Dig a hole. Failing that, fashion a shovel, then dig a hole.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - AgentBlue - 11-12-2011

Wear Companion on your head.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Epamynondas - 11-12-2011

>Try to do some more crimes so at least you get transported to a new cell. You're tired of this one.


>Steal the electromagnetic force.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Dragon Fogel - 11-15-2011

Yoshi has sadly decided not to continue this adventure. It is now out of the contest, though Chwoka's opening update will still be considered by the judges eventually.

There's a silver lining to this cloud, however: this adventure is now being done Puppy Mountain style! Anyone who wants to make an update may do so. I've talked to both Yoshi and Chwoka about this and they're fine with it.

So whoever wants to have this wacky thing continue, go right ahead!

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - GreyGabe - 11-18-2011

MrGuy Wrote:> Curse repeatedly at companion and throw limp-wristed punches at his stupid vacuous face. His existence is no comfort; it is but a disgusting mockery of the true friendship you haven't had for decades.
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What? No, you shouldn’t hit your COMPAINION. Even if it does always stare at you like that… and even if it always does follow you around, watching your every action, never letting you have even one private moment…

GreyGabe Wrote:>Look at him. Sitting there, grinning that stupid grin. He's taunting you. He thinks you're a joke. Are you going to stand for that? Because I wouldn't. You should teach him a lesson.
...Silently judging you. Criticizing you. Mocking you! YOU CAN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ANY MORE!!!!

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You send a limpwristed semi-punch at it.

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Thok! Of course, this thing is damn near unbreakable, and padded for your protection, so this accomplishes nothing…
Except for activating the COMPAINION’s defensive countermeasures…

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ZOTT!
Uuuuugh… you should be careful of that thing. It’s not just here to keep you “company.” It’s also here to keep you in line. To keep you cowed into submission. Its methods of inflicting pain are as numerous as they are sadistic, and you never know just what will set it off.

You hate this goddamn planet. On the plus side, you’re pretty sure that’s the first time you’ve felt any emotion other than a kind of simmering, all-encompassing loathing in years, so that’s something.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Converse with COMPANION, perhaps reminiscing about incarceration and the reasons for it.
You attempt to converse with your COMPAINION. Your attempts at small talk are met with that same vapid grin. You ask if he knows the story of why you were exiled here… again, silence and that smile. You don’t know if he can’t talk or just likes to torture you with his continued silence. ITS continued silence. Goddammit you refuse to start thinking of it like a person. You’re going to turn your back on this thing, now.

Epamynondas Wrote:>Try to do some more crimes so at least you get transported to a new cell. You're tired of this one.


>Steal the electromagnetic force.
Unfortunately, you’d need a MAGNOSNATCHER to even contemplate such a feat, and it’s very unlikely you’ll be able to find the components to such a sophisticated device on this ball of dirt. Also, you’d probably just get zapped again. Or darted. Or… probed. Brr. Uh… anyway, it’s unlikely you’d be transferred. You don’t think anyone besides the COMPAINION is even monitoring your activities.

MrGuy Wrote:> Draw up crude blueprints for a rocket ship, dimension jumper, or some similar object that might get you off this stupid thing.
You are not allowed paper, or writing utensils. You guess you could go outside and draw in the dirt, but again, you don’t really have much in the way of advanced tech to work with. Presumably there is some sophisticated machinery somewhere on the planet (you have power, after all, and food, and such), and you might be able to cobble something together with it if you could find it, but you’ve been searching for nearly a bajillion years and you haven’t found jack shit.

Chwoka Wrote:Leave your room with COMPANION.
AgentBlue Wrote:Wear Companion on your head.
Okay. But you’re not wearing that damn thing on your head. For one, it weighs like, fifty pounds. For two, it would probably jam a probe into your CRANIAL JACK. You don’t even know what it does, but you’re not too interested in finding out.

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Whelp. Here’s the living room. If you can call it living. There’s a chair. Comfortable. Sitting on the heavily padded table, there’s a single book (How to Win Buddies and Influence Folks) that you have read more times than you care to think about. And then there’s the TV. It only shows one of two things on any given day:

A) Reruns of a cheap Sesame Street knockoff called Poppy Lane
B) Reruns of Joanie Loves Chachi

While they were marginally entertaining at first, you have seen every episode of both of them dozens of times over. You hate them all equally.

And over there is, for lack of a better term, the kitchen. You call it that because it’s where the food comes from. The slot poops out a tray of what could be generously called food twice daily. When you’re done, you pop the tray back in and it goes away. There’s also a sink and a single cup. The sink cannot be plugged or clogged, so you can’t drown yourself, and the cup is made out of the same stuff as the COMPAINION, so you can’t shatter it and slit your wrists. You know. You’ve tried both of those things. There is no escape, even through death. You can’t hang yourself, strangle yourself, or suffocate yourself. You can’t jump off the roof, because the gravity is too low. You can’t even bang your head against the walls because they’re all pillowy soft. Oh, and almost everything in the house is lavender. You have grown to hate lavender.

Fabricati Wrote:> Dig a hole. Failing that, fashion a shovel, then dig a hole.
Eh. Why not? You head out to the yard.

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Lacking a shovel or the means to make one, you get down on all foors and begin digging in the dirt like a dog. It’s demeaning, but at least there’s nobody here to see it.

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Oh. Wait.

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Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Dragon Fogel - 11-18-2011

>Start stockpiling the "food". Maybe you can construct something out of it. Or, failing that, fill an entire room with it so you suffocate.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - GreyGabe - 11-22-2011

>Burrow into the earth and go to sleep.

Re: Pleasant Prison Planet - FSEAC - Ixcaliber - 11-24-2011

> Cram enough dirt down your gullet that you choke to death.

In no other adventure would this be a legitimate suggestion.