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3 IS BASICALLY 5 ON A COSMIC SCALE LET'S GO!

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Three brave adventurers gather together at a pub. They have received an anonymous tip from an anonymous source about a MAGIC WIZARD visiting this pub. Said MAGIC WIZARD has a MAGIC MAP to a MAGIC ARTIFACT that is PROBABLY IMPORTANT I DON'T KNOW. They're not here yet. mayhaps you should partake in some kind of beverage? Or talk to the locals?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

(11-21-2015, 09:56 PM)cyber95 Wrote: »A witch is basically a wizard, right? I check to see if I'm the magic wizard and actually happen to have a magic map on me that I totally forgot about.

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You check your pockets just on the off chance that the wizard that you were tipped off on is, in fact, yourself. Maybe you'll find the MAGIC MAP!

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From out of your pockets bursts several hundred robo laser scorpions. Oh yeah. You forgot about putting those in there. You can feel their CYBER VENOM coursing through you. It's very painful.

(11-21-2015, 11:07 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Well this is just sad.

I wander away and try to talk the bartender into giving me a tab, ignoring the carnage behind me.

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You successfully start up a tab at the bar. He even offers you a round of free drinks in commiseration of your friend's 'situation'.

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You rush in to shoot the scorpions like a good friend!

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All of your shots miss and instead land on a MAGIC WIZARD who happened to walk in.

Oh. That guy was probably important huh?

CA55-ED is still plagued by robo laser scorps.

Well, at least the tab is all sorted out.

(11-23-2015, 02:38 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »One of us has to search the dead wizard and I suppose it had better be me

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You put that GRAVE ROBBING STAT to good use. You manage to find the MAGIC MAP pretty easily. You also find his MAGIC WALLET and MAGIC SCRIPT that he was going to use when talking to you.

(11-23-2015, 03:15 AM)cyber95 Wrote: »While that's going on, I'm going to try and transmute these deadly roboscorpions into less deadly (to me) regular scorpions.

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You work through the CYBER PAIN to transmute these deadly robo scorps into equally as deadly bio scorps. The scorpions appreciate the change of form and think you're alright now!

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You carefully put away your gu-

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NO YOU DON'T.

EVERYBODY FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.

(11-25-2015, 05:00 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »

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SpoilerAre we still allowed to sign up, because if so, I'd love to take card 4. And if we aren't allowed to still sign up, well, I guess I won't take 4 then.

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