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Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Reyweld - 09-30-2015
I didn't know where to put this, so I made a new thread.
I read a quote somewhere that said something like the following: "Say any joke or pun that comes to mind, no matter how terrible. It will train your humor." Hahaha what a bad idea.
So anyway jumping to my tale; a friend by the name of Juan was telling terrible astronomy jokes in physics class. He wasn't coming up with them, just reading them off of a list. So after about the third joke in, I said to him:
"Juan, are you Sirius?"
And the only person who got it just stared at me with a blank, disappointed look and whispered: "Seriously?"
And then we both grinned as Juan looked on in confusion (I am not sure he understood the jokes he was telling, so sun-one had to show him up).
RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Schazer - 09-30-2015
You are bringing catastrophe uppun my forums with this endeavour and I will not stand for it
RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Dragon Fogel - 09-30-2015
Will you take it lying down, then?
RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - OTTO - 09-30-2015
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RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Reyweld - 09-30-2015
Maybe they feel like they're being punished.
RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - OTTO - 09-30-2015
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RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Lankie - 09-30-2015
One time I got into a conversation with these people at a friends wedding about river safety in the city. Basically talking about how shitty it is that a bunch of students die sometimes because they get drunk and throw themselves into the water. I told them I'd probably never have to worry about anything like that because I don't drink.
and then without even thinking or missing a beat, I go
"I guess that makes me the designated diver."
It got a bunch of laughs. I was pretty proud of myself.
RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Not The Author - 10-09-2015
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RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Reyweld - 10-09-2015
Were you tired of all the text-only posts? Tread carefully...
RE: Pun Intended: Tales of Quips, Puns, and One-liners - Not The Author - 10-09-2015
No, no
It's satire