CYOA - Reyweld - 04-25-2015
Choose Your Own Adventure
Rules:
Start at (0000). From there, read the sections below based on action choice. If you reach a place with no action, you may Suggest one. If you get an “END”, you must restart, and you cannot suggest an action.
(0000) START:
SpoilerShow You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him; Shia Labeouf.
He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you!
>(0001)Look for your Car
>(0002)Sprint More
>(0003)Stop to talk to Him
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>(0001)
SpoilerShow You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere!
>(0002)Sprint!
>(0005)Find Car
>(0004)Don't Find Car
>(0002)
SpoilerShow Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
>(0009)Gnaw off your leg
>(0010)Gnaw off your leg, quietly
>(0008)Wallow in freakish Misery Forever
>(0003)
SpoilerShow You stop for a chat. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere!
>(0004)“Why are you so bloody?”
>(0006)“Where is my Car?”
>(0007)Stare him down.
>(0004)
SpoilerShow You have been eaten by Shia Labeouf.
END.
>(0005)
SpoilerShow You hop into your Car. Shia Labeouf stands outside.
> (0012)Wave politely to him as you get your keys out and start the car. (But also hit the lock doors button too, just in case.)
>(0006)
SpoilerShow Shia Labeouf escorts you to your car. He isn't that bad once you get to know him, and you are glad you have made this descision.
>Go to (0005)
>(0007)
SpoilerShow You give him the stare down of his life. He mumbles something, and you give him an evil eye. He whimpers; hope!
>(0008)
SpoilerShow You lay there, wailing, when eventually you spot him: Shia Labeouf. He senses your weakness from 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours and pounces! Shia Labeouf.
>Go to (0004)
>(0009)
SpoilerShow Gnawing off your leg, attracting local fauna; they begin to eat you. Watching from afar, Shia Labeouf. Screaming in pain (It's Shia Labeouf), as the beasts flee yonder, he approaches you swiftly. Whispers in your ear now:
“You are released from worldly bonds”
Vision blacking out, and you're sure he's gonna eat you. You have just died near Shia Labeouf.
END.
>(0010)
SpoilerShow Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.), limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) now you're on the doorstep, sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an axe, Shia Labeouf. But he doesn't hear you enter.
> (0011)Sneak up behind him. Strangle superstar Shia Labeouf.
RE: CYOA - Mirdini - 04-25-2015
SpoilerShow 0010 > Sneak up behind him. Strangle superstar Shia Labeouf.
RE: CYOA - Coldblooded - 04-25-2015
SpoilerShow (0005) Wave politely to him as you get your keys out and start the car. (But also hit the lock doors button too, just in case.)
RE: CYOA - Reyweld - 04-25-2015
(0011)
SpoilerShow You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.
(0012)
SpoilerShow You wave to Shia Labeouf, who blushes and looks down. You lock all the doors, and start the car with your keys. Alas, no gas. Shia Labeouf stares at you.
RE: CYOA - Mirdini - 04-25-2015
SpoilerShow 0011 > Limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
RE: CYOA - Coldblooded - 04-25-2015
SpoilerShow (0012) Roll the window down just a crack and ask Shia Labeouf if he knows where the nearest gas station is.
RE: CYOA - Whimbrel - 04-26-2015
SpoilerShow 0007 ---> Offer him a ride in your car
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