SpoilerA) A waste of time.
B) A waste of talent.
C) 2
D) 1+1
E) An integer greater then 1 but less than 3.
F) A window.
G) 11
H) A fence.
I) Offensive.
J) Not a valid question.
K) Not a swarm of angry bees.
L) A number that isn't 0.
M) The first prime number.
N) Two.
O) Too.
P) To.

SpoilerA) None of the below.
B) See C.
C) Ignore B.
D) Do I look like a pile of sand to you?
E) See Q.
F) For making this Poll, I am going back in time to make your parents never meet.
G) Do you like paradoxes?
H) Could you repeat the question?
I) I refuse to answer this question.
J) This option is unavailable.
K) TIME WARP!
L) If I don't answer this question, will it still be dumb?
M) "Things just happen, what the Hell."
N) See N.
O) Only the ones in boxes.
P) All of the above.

SpoilerA) The Goblin Queen
B) The Goblin King Deceased
C) The Goblin Princess
D) Awful Green Thing From Outer Space Deceased
E) Reyweld Deceased
F) Elephant in the Room Deceased
G) Heir to the Throne Deceased
H) Aragorn Deceased
I) King Arthur Deceased
J) King Midas Deceased
K) Blue Gum under the Chair Deceased
L) Puppies Deceased
M) Chuck Norris Deceased
N) [REFRACTED] Deceased
O) You Deceased
P) None of the Above Deceased

SpoilerA) B
B) C
C) F
D) I
E) H
F) N
G) J
H) D
I) K
J) L
K) A
L) M
M) P
N) O
O) G
P) E

SpoilerA) Not at all.
B) Not at all?
C) A tad bit.
D) A little.
E) Sort-of Kind-of?
F) It's not that bad...
G) I mostly like it, but...
H) It depends.
I) I mainly dislike it...
J) It is terrible.
K) You are terrible.
L) April fool's, right? heh heh heh you aren't going to be killed in your sleep tonight What?
M) !!1!
N) How DARE you?
O) *persires in seething white rage*
P) FFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpoilerA) Meow {I don't take shit from anyone}
B) RREOWRR! {You come into my house, and try to disprove my ships!}
C) Rreowrr {You'll regret this}
D) *wink* mew {lol ur cute}
E) meow {meow}
F) meow {tuna?}
G) meow {I wish to inform you that this statement has triggered me severely, and I ask that you refrain from ever talking to me again}
H) mewmeow meoow {I have the drugs}
I) Rarr {nopenopenope}
J) *bows* mew {Bast, you have revealed yourself to me, a humble street cat? I am honoured.}
K) *wiggles ears in such a way* {When I strike, I will strike hard, and I will strike fast, and you will suffer at my paws of righteous fury.}
L) meow {could you repeat the question? I was looking at a bird}
M) mewmewmewmewmeowmewmew {*overexcited ramblings about your art*}
N) NOPE {meow mew}
O) Meow... (MMM WHATCHU SAY?}
P) The humans are gone, you can stop playing dumb.

SpoilerA) Pink Depression Candy.
B) Trans Ninja Stealth Fighter.
C) Custom Noodle Soup.
D) Captain Falco, Love Child Of Blue Furry And Fake Super Hero Complete With Tights
E) Armed Forest Elf-Child Jr.
F) The One That Got Away / Mass Extinction's Mistake.
G) Mr. Saturn, Item Deity.
H) The Dog That Laughs Like A Man.
I) Devout Catholic Warrior Who Screams Jesus.
J) The Man That Laughs Like A Man.
K) The Man That Laughs Like A Man, On A Bike.
L) Princess Swordsman (Lover Of Answer I).
M) Lucinia.
N) Maker Of Sweet Dreams
O) Sewage Arson
P) Green Sewage Arson

SpoilerA) More? You want More?
B) Noperoni.
C) Yes...???
D) Only if...
E) Maybe, baby. (chicken and gravy)
F) Double Kill.
G) Not from you.
H) Yep.
I) ===> Y
J) :I
K) :|
L) :?
M) *crickets* *slowly backs away*
N) This isn't how April Fools works.
O) This was a waste of time, make more.
P) Only if it comes with free shipping.

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