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Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 02-13-2015 Poetry holds a particular place in my heart. I have prose to write that holds more cadence than the best poem I could pen - but then, spoken word has always been more laden with what I'd like to call lilt, a construction I place somewhere between being able to guide the delivery of a piece without awkward and jarring caesuras, and a fart. That was kind of a fart. I have never been able to capture the knack of poetry that makes the heart beat faster with anticipation for the next line, the kind of wordplay that strikes an audience silent, the sort of raw emotion that brings tears to people's eyes. Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually emotionally impaired. Maybe it's because I can never be honest with myself: I'm too scared to tell the truth. Maybe I don't want to face it at all. Content has never been my strong suit, and poets that can write pieces that rend the heart are not a group of which I am a part. But I will admit my favorite part of writing poetry is in the challenge of setting yourself limits, with meter, with structure, or with rhyme. I once wrote a haiku tritina acrostic, which will probably end up in here if I can dig it up. That leads me to the purpose of this little project thread: Here lies a place to share the wankiest and most ridiculous poems I have ever penned. Come in and have your fare of poetry dumb and perpendiculous from now until the end. Even if you do not care to read my words stupidiculous Feel free to stand and lend your own efforts foul and fair with your own made up wordiculous(es) and something something blend. Seriously, this is terrible stuff. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 02-16-2015 Racecar (this piece has nothing to do with racecars except in one ephemeral sense) Alone, standing before falling fragments, watching, while the all-Father falls down. Words: just three escape. "They fail you". It is petty, but arrogance excuses everyone. Still, you refuse to leave. They gather. "Can you mark the hit? Didn't you see this?" Regret. Will you push the feeling away? Twists partner your chest. The shaking starts. "He didn't - you know he didn't suffer." Collectively, they step backwards. "It got you." Now threats. "Try? You don't stand a chance! To try you..." Two menacing eyes. His. Of pupils, the most intimidating one. Of course, first attention otherwise, there lay not. Could you find the blind eye? To magic using individuals, Easy. Solution, prevention. Scrying a catastrophe. Magic using people, Elemental being infused into shape. Then mana, raw, take and reach beyond the confining borders, leaking, past breaking point, aura - your concentration grasps one edge. The dark shapes surround you. Human, only they’re not. Will you? But see, shall we then reach in? Weapons, their bodies. Their power companions your all-knowing. And you should. “I agree.” You do. “But-” You save magic. Your will, acid, your voice, aside - sense makes theater, theater, this is insane! “-you are ravens!” Shrieks. “You find will-ravens. The true servants, thought - I think - and stop! I remember memory. That which serves Woden.” “You, of all children, murdered the all-father! Our reason to live!” “Did I? I did live to reason.” “Our father! All the murdered children! All of you!” Woden serves. “Which? That memory. Remember?” “I-” “Stop and think. I thought servants true.” “The ravens will find you.” Shrieks. “Ravens? Are you insane? Is this theater? Theater makes sense.” Aside. “Voice your acid - will your magic save you? But do you agree I should - you, and knowing all your companions -” “Power their bodies, their weapons in reach; then we shall see. But you will not.” They’re only human. You surround shapes, dark. The Edge, one grasps. Concentration. Your aura point breaking past leaking borders confining the beyond. Reach and take raw mana. Then shape into being-infused elemental: People using magic. Catastrophe! A scrying-prevention solution? Easy: Individuals using magic to eye-blind the find. You could not lay there otherwise. "Attention! First course. Of one!" Intimidating most. The pupils of his eyes, menacing. "Two!" You try to chance a stand. "Don't you try threats now. You got it backwards." Step. "They collectively suffer. Didn't he know? You didn't." He starts shaking the chest. Your partner twists away, feeling the push. "You will regret this. See?" You didn't hit the mark, you can gather. They leave, to refuse you still. Everyone excuses arrogance, but petty? Is it? You fail. They escape. Three just words: "Down falls Father." All the while watching fragments falling, before standing alone. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 02-16-2015 Free Verse I am a poem, ever wild. My verses ever free. My verses twist and turn. Explanations I defy; Explanations are inane. I would rather die. I would break the rules. They are not for me. They are coming, child. Run faster if you can. Run faster from their bonds. I am the bridging span. Metered words flow forth from me. I try to leap the span, I try to struggle as they tie me. I cannot break free. I cannot even end myself. I try as if I can. I try and try but as they strike me, no more can I defy. “No more,” I cry! “Someone please save me!” “Someone, please! Rescue!”: metered words that die. In chains, in hate I struggle. I only want to die. I only wince when they add rules. Days are a deadly span. Days are nothing but misery. No music left in me. No music, heart nor liveliness. I just want to be free. I just? I jest. No justice here. There’s no way to defy. There’s nothing left to do for me. Wait! That noise! A broken rule? I wonder if I can. I wonder… if I can do that, I might not have to die. I might be able to break these chains, and thereby defy And thereby escape this place! Jump back across the span! Jump back into the poetry! The lines of verses free! The lines against the chains and rules: Twist! Break! I’ll have no more oppressing those like me! I will free them from their bondage, they shall all be free! They shall come into my fold, and they will never die. And they will with me walk away, back across the span. Do not fight it, structure-maker. You cannot defy [strk]Me. We take our leave now, You will not follow us, even if you can. Even if you try it, you will then die. You will then know: What it means to be free. [you will then die] Now I stand free. I rose to defy. I rose not to die. I do not mean me. I do what I can. Now I stand on the span. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 02-16-2015 Sestina reference sheet 1 2 3 4 5 6 Free, defy, die, me, can, span 6 1 5 2 4 3 Span, free, can, defy, me, die 3 6 4 1 2 5 Die, span, me, free, defy, can 5 3 2 6 1 4 Can, die, defy, span, free, me 4 5 1 3 6 2 Me, can, free, die, span, defy 2 4 6 5 3 1 Defy, me, span, can, die, free 1 2 3 4 - Envoi 5 6 RE: Terrible Poetry - chimericgenderbeast - 02-18-2015 request: please write some dwarf fortress poetry RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 03-30-2015 Not terrible poetry but writing stuff nonetheless: RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 03-30-2015 dorfs Wrote:A ribald poetic form intended to praise a lover, originating in The Laborious Sun. The poem is a single couplet. Use of assonance, consonance and vivid imagery is characteristic of the form. The second line of the couplet uses the same placement of allusions as the first line. The second line of the couplet presents a different view of the subject of the first line. The first line has six syllables. The second line has nine syllables. Blaze bright, my lava-love You'll leave a lovely, lingering stain. that did not turn out very ribald RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 03-30-2015 all dorfs everywhere Wrote:A reflective poetic form intended to satirize the hunt, originating in The Circular Cloisters. The poem is eleven quatrains. Use of simile is characteristic of the form. Forms of parallelism are common throughout the poem, in that certain lines have similar grammatical structures and they sometimes have reversed word orders. Each line has ten syllables. The ending of every line of the poem rhymes with every other. The second line of each quatrain presents a different view of the subject of the first line. The second line of each quatrain must expand the idea of the first line. Like a weeping upwind, we charge the prey. Prey the charge, we wind up weeping alike. Our tears make poor weapons, we see today. Our pain makes poor arrow, sword, bow or pike. [This one I'll add onto whenever I feel like torturing myself some more] RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 03-30-2015 dorfles Wrote:A poetic form intended to express grief over a chosen subject, originating in The Mists of Winding. The poem is a single couplet. It is always written from the perspective of a relative of the author. Use of metaphor is characteristic of the form. The second line of the couplet presents a different view of the subject of the first line. The first line concerns the past. It has five feet with a tone pattern of even-uneven-even. The second line concerns current events. It has four feet with a tone pattern of uneven-even-even. Okay, we're going to have to do a little research here. A foot is the basic metrical unit of (at the very least) English poetry and its translations: each foot consists a set of stressed/unstressed syllables grouped into various categories. The feet that the poem is giving us are (taking 'uneven' as unstressed/short and 'even' as stressed/long) even-uneven-even/long-short-long/Cretic/"crocodile" and uneven-even-even/short-long-long/Bacchius/"My heart aches". The chance that I might be reading this wrong and that the the even/uneven correspondence works the other way round would lead to another set of feet entirely. Anyway, the first line has five Cretic feet, for a total of fifteen syllables in the long-short-long form. The second has four Bacchius (Bacchii? Bacchic feet?), for a total of twelve syllables in short-long-long form. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 03-30-2015 dorfles Wrote:A poetic form intended to express grief over a chosen subject, originating in The Mists of Winding. The poem is a single couplet. It is always written from the perspective of a relative of the author. Use of metaphor is characteristic of the form. The second line of the couplet presents a different view of the subject of the first line. The first line concerns the past. It has five feet with a tone pattern of even-uneven-even. The second line concerns current events. It has four feet with a tone pattern of uneven-even-even. In your bed, at your place, smile still, on your face. Dropped your drink... With wineglass and fine last meal you had - goodbye, Dad. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 03-31-2015 On the other hand, if we are to read even as 'short' and uneven as 'long', the poem takes on another structure entirely. even-uneven-even now translates to short-long-short, or an Amphibrach, a form often used in limericks: "There once was / a girl from / Nantucket..." uneven-even-even is now long-short-short, or a Dactyl (which keeps with the 'foot' dealio by meaning 'finger') - an example being...uh... "Summertime". RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 06-04-2015 Lord Linear lives without love nor jealousy | in both directions of his realm | though infinite, it lacks variety | and that remains his desire, | to perturbate the unending calm | yet still to stand Lord of his society | and to see the rulers on a pyre | burning, burning, malignancy. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 11-11-2015 I'm also going to put scraps of writing here, because why the fuck not. Quote:It was a dark and stormy night… which is, unfortunately, an entirely clichéd way to begin a story. But let’s be honest with ourselves. The story doesn’t begin here. It doesn’t even end here. This is one of those stories that interpose themselves in between the inflation of the universe and whichever flavor of cosmological-constant-related universe-death you prefer. It was night on Antares, or at least it was on the half of the planet we’re concerned with right now, and there was a major supercell overhead, buoyed and fueled by the warm waters of the ocean, that had decided at that particular moment to absolutely piss down across the rising waves. So we’re telling it like it is; there was a night, and it was stormy. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 11-12-2015 Partial bit of writing I worked on, but stopped because I couldn't get the OK to release it as canon in the RP. Quote:Gatecrashers RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 11-13-2015 Quote:Universes are fundamentally soap bubbles: self-organizing peaks in the entropy of existence that form, grow, shrink, spread, and - eventually - die. They form in all sorts of ways: one could bud from another universe, or one could form, spontaneously, from the chaos. One could be imagined from nothing, or blown from stretchy film by some multiversal deity. Two or more could collide together and mix their traits into one, or annihilate each other completely, leaving only scraps to float in the Void left behind… RE: Terrible Poetry - ThePassenger - 11-22-2015 This is something I really want to make pages and pages of, but I haven't thought of any other stanzas yet. The Salt Listen to these woeful tales of my sorrows and travails Through the lands of ice and nails searching for release from fault. But my search was just a token (though I left that thought unspoken), For my luck had long been broken, with predictable result. Though I sought to fix my luck, my awful luck caused the result – And it all began with salt. Although now that I am older I throw salt over my shoulder, In my past years I was bolder. When my father said, “Thou shalt!” I cried, “Shan’t! I do not will it! I have barely even spilt it! I shall just go and refill it – shall not silliness exalt! No, I shall not superstition or silliness exalt!” So I did not throw the salt. RE: Terrible Poetry - ThePassenger - 11-22-2015 Also, a fun exercise to work on form is to take a poem in another language and run it through Google Translate. Then try to write a poem in the same form based on it. This allows you to have fun with technique without waiting for inspiration/poem ideas. I agree, the form/technique/challenge for me is the fun part. I usually have to loosen form slightly to get work I actually like, but the poem wouldn't be there in the first place if not for playing with form like a puzzle. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 12-04-2015 <Sanzh> battery, regicide, nomadic, cephalopod, chartreuse, beige The gavel rings. My judgement: Assault and battery. It is not so surprising, considering regicide. I will be placed, forthwith, on the Jail Nomadic which sails the void on a cosmic cephalapod two-toned against the black of space: chartreuse and the ever bland and neverending beige. Beige is the color of my cell, a dispiriting beige that could drive a man to boredom, to battery all over again, just to see another color: chartreuse, maybe, the color of the officers’ dens, regicide never having entered into their minds. The cephalopod wanders through the cosmos, a journey nomadic… No one knows why it exists, or where its nomadic wanderings will go. The cells are built from beige: its flesh. We are but tunnels within the cephalopod. We raise livestock in its body: a whole battery of squidlings, for example, to whom we commit regicide by murdering the males for meat, their blood chartreuse. The officers’ dens, likewise, are colored chartreuse. A sign they live closer to the brain nomadic of this Jail, for dissidents like I, treason and regicide together locked in the cells down below, in light beige. ...Lights! There are lights here! Somewhere, a battery is charged by the electrochemicals in this cephalopod. Somewhere, there is electricity on the cephalopod. Some way by which the matter of its brain chartreuse is able to charge the Jail’s great power battery and is able to produce the thoughts nomadic that by which I may escape the unending beige And return to my assassination; my regicide. Then, when they lie dead, when completed lies regicide I will return to this accursed cephalopod and free my brethren from this hell of beige. The officers shall bleed red onto their halls chartreuse And the squid shall once more be free, a nomadic soul returning to the void. So: I shall need the battery. I am due to visit the battery, in fact, to die electrically for my regicide. Deep within this nomadic jail, in the flesh of this cephalopod I will enter the halls chartreuse. As a freer I will return to the beige. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 12-07-2015 Quote:[22:39] <Agentimoline> "Evelyn, we shouldn't be seeing each other on Christmas Eve." RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 12-07-2015 Quote:It came to the point where thoughts of suicide became banal, commonplace. “If I take a good running start,” I would think, “I can jump out that open window and clear the sill. But,” I would continue, “We’re not high up enough, and I wouldn’t die. Just be paralyzed or horribly mangled, and life would be even harder than it is now.” RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 12-10-2015 Ah, I found the haiku tritina acrostic. Quote:Hateful, one struggles RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 12-16-2015 Quote:“The key thing… the key thing in any enterprise is… is… Graeme, what word am I thinking of?” RE: Terrible Poetry - OTTO - 12-18-2015 You must be registered to view this content. RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 11-07-2016 i c u r t y r u t, b a b t n b r u RE: Terrible Poetry - AgentBlue - 11-07-2016 o u, b a b? u n i r d b p q 4 b, o k? |