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RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Loather - 03-30-2016

claymores are cool, they are big


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Loather - 03-30-2016

also i really liked the estoc in dark souls


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - AgentBlue - 03-30-2016

I am fond of rapiers


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Not The Author - 03-30-2016

I like fencing swords an' buster swords, I think. The former 'cos those combat styles tend to be identifiably distinct from most other sword types, and the latter because it is the superlative of a sword. Anything in between feels too blasé at this point thanks to media oversaturation, unless you're going for something bizarre like the seven-branched sword, but if you want bizarre swords are probably not where you should be looking. Chain weapons, imo.


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Schazer - 03-30-2016

describe+differentiate plz: buster swords, bastard swords, and bustard swords


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - chimericgenderbeast - 03-30-2016

fuck swords, polearms for life


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - SleepingOrange - 03-30-2016

Studies show polearms objectively superior, sorry


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-30-2016

butter knives. no no

spoons


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Granolaman - 03-30-2016

No way man, polearms are way too bulky. The most impactful weapon is always the silent knife in the dark.


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - a52 - 03-30-2016

I am always a fan of knives. Preferably golden, Arabian, with mysterious soul absorbing powers.


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Granolaman - 03-30-2016

Assassin knives are also super edgy and therefore the best swords.


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Plaid - 03-30-2016

Im on board with knives and clubs


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Whimbrel - 03-30-2016

How about an axe? But on a really long stick? With a stabby elongated knife point on the end? And maybe a bashy hammer on the other side of the axe? Yeah this sounds like a perfect sort of weapon really, dibs on the patent


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - AgentBlue - 03-30-2016

(03-30-2016, 04:03 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »Assassin knives are also super edgy and therefore the best swords.

Assassin daggers are also a good pick, I feel, but they are not swords


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - OTTO - 03-30-2016

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RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Jacquerel - 03-30-2016

but what's better, one extremely large axe or two reasonably large axes (one in each hand)?


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - OTTO - 03-30-2016

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RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - AgentBlue - 03-30-2016

but what about... a car sword


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Lankie - 03-30-2016

You know what popular webcomic features cars and swords? That's right, Homestuck.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Schazer - 03-30-2016

(03-30-2016, 12:25 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »but what about... a car sword

car sword is an anagram for cowards

glaives are life, glaives are love


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - SleepingOrange - 03-30-2016

Guisarme-glaive-guisarme is still one of my favorite esoteric-but-dumb gags


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Solaris - 03-30-2016

i like spears and fake swords like raidens from metal gear rising's high frequency sword thats absolute nonsense

(03-30-2016, 10:56 AM)Jacquerel Wrote: »but what's better, one extremely large axe or two reasonably large axes (one in each hand)?

very big axe

bigger is good always


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-30-2016

what about a bayonet? It's a glaive at the end of a GUN. Can your swords shoot bullets????? I didn't think so! Scofflaw


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Solaris - 03-30-2016

bayonetta two was good because of the ridiculous nonsense you could put on your hands and feet and shoot as weapons, it was definitely a step up from the first


RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Loather - 03-30-2016

anyone who can't appreciate a giant knife is a disgusting weapon hipster who problaby likes final fantasy weapon designs. fucking loser nerds, pieces of SHIT