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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - beruru - 04-05-2013

man why isn't LIVER FAILURE in this game

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - TehPilot - 04-05-2013

Hm. Well now.

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Wine)

Let's be smart and responsible 'n shit over here.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - GenetiXientist - 04-05-2013

Okay, here's the deal: we agree on someone to get the jar, and they don't use it, ever.

Despite this being a clusterfuck, I'd like to actually win one of these games.

Also, don't make me try to get the jar, I don't know how my role will interact with it. It could be very messy.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Pharas - 04-05-2013

Magic pickles? Fuhkyah.
Bartender: fill 'er up: (wine)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Kíeros - 04-05-2013

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Little Pink Pearl) {Grapefruit juice, Lime juice, Orgeat}
That doesn't count; I'm just showing off my knowledge of non-alcoholic cocktails.

I also know exactly how well my role will interact with the pickle jar, and I'm best on the... actioning end. The self-sacrifice, if you will. Mainly because randomised target = A++.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Reecer6 - 04-05-2013

Careful Kieros, that vague self-confidence may just incite my vote!
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (whiskey)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Palamedes - 04-05-2013

well.... I don't... iun't.... blerh gotta catch up... maybe ah cin... sobe upsh a littah....

Bartender: fill 'er up: (Water)
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mah role ish... pretty good with theeee jer... I thinksh...

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ParadoxGamer - 04-05-2013

Drinking contest?

Bartender: Fill 'er up: (water)
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Palamedes - 04-05-2013

oh wait...ahahaha...ah sheee what yewwwww didd... thish water getsh you drunk too... since its not on... lisht...ahahahaha...

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - beruru - 04-05-2013

"""WATER"""

!!!!

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - pedanticScientist - 04-05-2013

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that'll be 96 white russians Melonspa

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Kíeros - 04-05-2013

(04-05-2013, 01:11 PM)pedanticScientist Wrote: »that'll be 96 white russians
Assuming that you're an average weight male, that puts your BAC at about... 3.6%. Or better known as "Death". Nice knowing you.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Reecer6 - 04-05-2013

Vote: PendanticScientist for commiting suicide. That's illegal sir! SCUMMY.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Rivenforge - 04-05-2013

Tch, I'd win this if we were just drinking whisky but I'm kinda bored by the whole fake drinking thing that's been going on.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ProfessorLizzard - 04-05-2013

Nooo pS, do you think that destroying your liver worth getting magical pickles? ; -;

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - amosmyn - 04-05-2013

Oh dear.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - SleepingOrange - 04-05-2013

(04-05-2013, 11:30 AM)GenetiXientist Wrote: »Okay, here's the deal: we agree on someone to get the jar, and they don't use it, ever.

Despite this being a clusterfuck, I'd like to actually win one of these games.

Also, don't make me try to get the jar, I don't know how my role will interact with it. It could be very messy.

By not using it ever, they become unlynchable. I'm not super sold on the idea of giving someone permanent lynch protection on day one or giving anyone a powerful item and just trusting them not to use it (or trusting other players not to target them).

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - GenetiXientist - 04-05-2013

Oh. Huh. I think I somehow missed that.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - pedanticScientist - 04-05-2013

it's okay, i'm pretty sure the milk balances it out the vodka

i wonder if you can actually die of liver failure in this game

maybe i'll get superpowers

vote: 0_o because a perplexed face should not be an eligible username

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Kíeros - 04-05-2013

What milk? It doesn't exist, and thus equates to a generic shot. So, milk balances out the vodka in that it makes you drunker. Also, I suppose we'll find out on the liver failure with you in a bit. So go on, order a gross of white russians; you know you want to.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - GenetiXientist - 04-05-2013

Yewchung.

Use a cipher for all vowels. Shift em all over by a letter, make it all even more complicated.