Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Kíeros - 04-05-2013

EBWOP: Wow, there's an addition page that I completely missed. Okay.

Wheat: What is the stance on non-alcoholic drinks, like my aforementioned Shirley Temple. Does that wrongly revert to a shot? If so, would placing the "fill 'er up" outside of bold (maybe by underline emphasis) count as more than one error and not be counted? Because I have two standards to uphold: Teetotalism and Having a "Good Time".

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-05-2013

Uhh may I point out that Wheat is not on the playerlist?

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - beruru - 04-05-2013

why would the bartender be a player

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Kíeros - 04-05-2013

(04-05-2013, 01:22 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Uhh may I point out that Wheat is not on the playerlist?

That's why:

He's a traitor, not a mafia member
Despite naming that, I didn't vote for him
He's too busy getting us drunk to care about finding scum; they need booze too.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Palamedes - 04-05-2013

Kieros uh...

what are you on about?

Also Bartender fill 'er up (Martini). You win.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-05-2013

That... looks really scummy.

As if you're presenting a strawman argument/scarecrow.

Wheat doesn't exist in the game. He most likely serves as flavor and there is probably a function meant for all of us to enjoy. To present him as a traitor who is with scum is in your favor because it makes you look like town. [i]But that's the thing with strawman arguments.[/b] They don't really contribute anything. Drinking any of the beverages doesn't actually hinder us or the way we post. THIS IS A GAME KIEROS SNAP OUT OF IT Melonspa

I don't like Strawman arguments.

UNVOTE.

Vote: Kieros

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-05-2013

I'm even going to quit my hell-bound bartender antics (sorry Murdini sempai~) and

Drink: My cup of full of All the Drinks

to show you there is nothing wrong.

Bartender: Fill'er up (White Russian)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-05-2013

I'm so sorry for this third EBWOP:

I just checked my QT.

Fuck

ICGC: SPITS OUT HIS CUP FULL OF ALL THE DRINKS AND CANCELS HIS WHITE RUSSIAN

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Kíeros - 04-05-2013

What, is drinking in excess bad? Like, you know, in REAL LIFE? Amazing how that works.

Also, him being scum is a joke. Like much of what has happened in this game so far.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-05-2013

Well that comment looked semi-serious to me!

And now i saw the qt goddamn it.

Unvote

Uuughghghh

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Boogeyman - 04-05-2013

Bartender: fill 'er up: Shot (Whiskey)
Bartender: fill 'er up: Shot (Whiskey)
Bartender: fill 'er up: Shot (Whiskey)

I do so love exploring random poorly defined game mechanics.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Palamedes - 04-05-2013

Whoo boy. Boogeyman I bet you're filled with regret.

Well, me too but that was that lousy martini. So much regret.

Bartender: fill 'er up: (Beer)
Bartender: fill 'er up: (Beer)

That should do things for now, but get ready to keep 'em coming.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Boogeyman - 04-05-2013

(04-05-2013, 05:56 AM)Palamedes Wrote: »Whoo boy. Boogeyman I bet you're filled with regret.

Pretty much. I'm ready to make things worse. This was the exact start of a terrible night IRL for me, so let's see how it goes this time.

Bartender: fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: fill 'er up: (Tequila)
Bartender: fill 'er up: (Rum)
Bartender: fill 'er up: (Beer)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Gatr - 04-05-2013

I have absolutely no idea how to drink.

Bartender: fill 'er up: (EverClear)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Gatr - 04-05-2013

I weep at the fact that Tea isn't playing this game.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - beruru - 04-05-2013

Bartender: fill 'er up: wine
Bartender: fill 'er up: wine
Bartender: fill 'er up: wine
Bartender: fill 'er up: wine
Bartender: fill 'er up: wine

gimme all dat shit

truthfully tho the pickles should go to rins. because rin actually has a magical pickle jar. therefore rin thing.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Mirdini - 04-05-2013

I'm going to let you fine folk fight over the pickles, I'm telling you nothing good's going to come outta that jar.

That was one hell of a drink though though.

Bartender: fill 'er up: (Strawbertini)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

I'm just going to Vote: Kieros because that's the first actual lynch that I can get behind.

Also, I may as well start the drinking.

Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Long Island Iced Tea)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (White Russian)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Espresso Shot)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

Wait shots count as one drink, and high alcohol contents count as one drink.

Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Milk)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Tea)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Mineral Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Orange Juice)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Apple Juice)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(Water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up:(An empty cup to hold all this imminent urine)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

Wait.

I've made a terrible mistake.

I cancel ALL OF THESE ORDERS.

ALL OF THEM.

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Yewchung - 04-05-2013

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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - beruru - 04-05-2013

omg are you trying to be me that is so cute
but it will not save you from

a) vomiting in a toilet
b) passing out in a toilet
c) being drowned in a toilet

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - Schazer - 04-05-2013

I'll just ease into this with a Bartender: Fill 'er up:(baileys and milk)

RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30) - pedanticScientist - 04-05-2013

Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Whiskey)

and then i'll probably die of alcohol poisoning or something