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RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-06-2016
A device which automatically posts all your messages using the HTML escaped characters.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-07-2016
Frozen pizza that's already warm so you don't have to thaw it.
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-07-2016
square dvds
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-07-2016
a brain that is smart and not dumb, and also fits in my head
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-07-2016
(08-07-2016, 03:20 AM)a52 Wrote: »a brain that is smart and not dumb, and also fits in my head
Additional brains that you can glue to yourself to learn things. Want to learn how to play the piano? Want to remember memories of another's life? We've got a brain for you.
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-07-2016
a new strain of smallpox
subsequently, the vaccine for said smallpox, also made by me
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-07-2016
Stilts for cows so you can raise the steaks.
*ba-dum-pssssh*
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-07-2016
Hmm... has anyone patented that drum hit thing for when you make a lame pun?
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 08-18-2016
a dog, without the d
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-18-2016
A yawning emoji
RE: Good patent ideas - Solekii - 08-18-2016
Instant sleep that leaves you rested in five minutes so you now have the entire night to do stuff with none of the side effects.
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
(04-12-2016, 01:23 AM)a52 Wrote: »a pill that makes you taste like bread
a pill that makes everything taste like bread
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
eye implants that replace all other flags with the american flag
RE: Good patent ideas - Solekii - 08-18-2016
(08-18-2016, 04:16 AM)a52 Wrote: »eye implants that replace all other flags with the american flag
But the American flag itself is replaced with the Canadian flag
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-18-2016
A cooler flag than the Canadian flag
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
the number g
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
(08-18-2016, 04:38 AM)Wheat Wrote: »a pocket pinochet to take with you on the go
a pocket pinocchio to take with you on the go
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
gun that shoots hatchets instead of bullets
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
cat that shuts up for once, uses litterbox
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-18-2016
(08-18-2016, 05:00 AM)Wheat Wrote: »(08-18-2016, 04:59 AM)a52 Wrote: »a pocket pinocchio to take with you on the go
or are you just happy to see me
both
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-18-2016
(08-18-2016, 04:59 AM)Wheat Wrote: »weather control machine used for sole purpose of contradicting whatever kíeros predicts. it gets if kí is trying to use reverse psychology too so that won't workUnfortunately, I don't want to be that kind of meteorologist. That would be a cool device, though, and I give it my thumbs up of approval.
A number between eleven and thirteen.
RE: Good patent ideas - Solekii - 08-18-2016
Death. But in a can
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-18-2016
an invasive species.
oh shit humanity beat me to it
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-18-2016
a fast way to learn a language without forgetting more of the language(s) you already know
RE: Good patent ideas - Solekii - 08-18-2016
An instrument that plays only one long, drawling note and can't be stopped once started