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RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 07:18 PM)Akumu Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 06:57 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »so what are the theories so far?
* rule 5 has been violated in spirit a couple of times both of which i think were times when dishonesties were happening so maybe that's something?
*i haven't been paying attention otherwise someone pls give me the hot data
Based on what I have seen so far, and what I know about Schazer, I think one of the rules might be "make a pun."
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 07:28 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Welcome to the Space Consortium.
Please help yourself to complimentary drinks at the Space Bar.
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 07:51 PM)Wheat Wrote: »This post from Wheat is only half-baked. I'm seriously loafing on my work in this thread.
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is test #1.
(05-05-2016, 04:58 AM)Schazer Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 02:49 AM)earthexe Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 02:34 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?
I'm a large, do you think that will do?
This post breaks Rule 2!
I'm getting my spreadsheet up-to-date, and this confuses me somewhat. Does this mean that rule 2 was the only rule this post violated, or is your evaluation in reference to the fact that Fogel's original message passed rule 2 and thus meant to indicate that earthexe's post broke every rule?
Otherwise, rules 1 and 3 have yet to be passed by anyone? We have a handful of posts that pass the others, though...
(Also, so many people posting in this round! It's great! I've had to make two new colour sets for my spreadsheet!)
End of message.
My apologies! post #2083, by Earthexe, broke all the rules - including Rule 2 which Fogel's post, #2082, passed.
Incidentally, this post breaks all the rules.
(05-05-2016, 08:57 PM)g0m Wrote: »Did you hear about the hungry time traveller? he went back four seconds
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 08:58 PM)g0m Wrote: »Did you hear about the hungry time traveller? He wentback four seconds
This post breaks all the
rules!(05-05-2016, 09:01 PM)g0m Wrote: »
![[Image: pda4UDR.png]](https://i.imgur.com/pda4UDR.png)
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 09:06 PM)Akumu Wrote: »I hope I am right but at this point it will also be really funny if I am wrong.
This post breaks all the rules, except for Rule 2! It passes Rule 2.
(05-05-2016, 09:07 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »oh man g0m i've got a really good time travel joke i wanna tell you
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 09:19 PM)g0m Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 09:07 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »oh man g0m i've got a really good time travel joke i wanna tell you
lay it on me. and throw in some bbcode tags
This post breaks all the rules!
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 05-05-2016
g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 09:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 09:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 09:44 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »all my posts exist solely to raise my post count, sometimes i pretend to have opinions or things to say but ultimately i just like to see that number tick one higher.
RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 09:43 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 09:56 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 09:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 09:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 09:44 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »all my posts exist solely to raise my post count, sometimes i pretend to have opinions or things to say but ultimately i just like to see that number tick one higher.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5!
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-05-2016
all the rules
all the rules
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-05-2016
Let me guess, the rules are imposible to follow.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 07:55 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 07:51 PM)Wheat Wrote: »This post from Wheat is only half-baked. I'm seriously loafing on my work in this thbread.
Okay, maybe it's a stretch but I couldn't resist.
This post wasn't evaluated. (#2104)
This post I am making will be #2119 unless someone else posts. In which case it might be #2120, #2121, or even #2122.
The point is, when I wrote this post #2118 was the last one I saw.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 08:57 PM)g0m Wrote: »Did you hear about the hungry time traveller? he went back four seconds
Here I am quoting g0m and typing the word "g0m" and also posting g0m's avatar:
![[Image: avatar_251.png?dateline=1330564237]](https://eagle-time.org/uploads/avatars/avatar_251.png?dateline=1330564237){kind=avatar}
You can also see the avatar by clicking this link.
It turns out the last post I made actually was #2119 and nobody posted while I was typing it up. If this pattern continues, this post will be #2120. If not, it could be #2121, #2122, #2123, #2124 or perhaps even #2125.
There are no intentional puns in this post.
RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 10:20 PM)Akumu Wrote: »all the rules
all the rules
This post breaks, you guessed it!
(05-05-2016, 10:24 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Let me guess, the rules are imposible to follow.
Or maybe you guys are terrible at catering to my interests????? Your post breaks all the rules btw.
(05-05-2016, 10:36 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 07:55 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 07:51 PM)Wheat Wrote: »This post from Wheat is only half-baked. I'm seriously loafing on my work in this thbread.
Okay, maybe it's a stretch but I couldn't resist.
This post wasn't evaluated. (#2104)
This post I am making will be #2119 unless someone else posts. In which case it might be #2120, #2121, or even #2122.
The point is, when I wrote this post #2118 was the last one I saw.
#2104 breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5!
#2119 breaks all the rules!
RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 10:41 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 08:57 PM)g0m Wrote: »Did you hear about the hungry time traveller? he went back four seconds
Here I am quoting g0m and typing the word "g0m" and also posting g0m's avatar:
You can also see the avatar by clicking this link.
It turns out the last post I made actually was #2119 and nobody posted while I was typing it up. If this pattern continues, this post will be #2120. If not, it could be #2121, #2122, #2123, #2124 or perhaps even #2125.
This post breaks all the rules!
RE: Post making contest - btp - 05-05-2016
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RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-05-2016
This is test #2.
I don't think this ruleset is one that lends itself to the "test #x" format, so I'm going to drop it for now.
End of message.
RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 05-05-2016
Let me guess, all the rules are impossible to follow.
RE: Post making contest - Solaris - 05-05-2016
SMAHS THAT MOTHERFUCKING
RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 10:51 PM)btp Wrote: »
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 10:51 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is test #2.
I don't think this ruleset is one that lends itself to the "test #x" format, so I'm going to drop it for now.
End of message.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.
(05-05-2016, 10:54 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Let me guess, all the rules are impossible to follow.
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 11:00 PM)Solaris Wrote: »SMAHS THAT MOTHERFUCKING
This post breaks all the rules!
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-05-2016
This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!
And it does so without any shame whatsoever! You can't tell this post what to do!
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 11:07 PM)Schazer Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 10:54 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Let me guess, all the rules are impossible to follow.
This post breaks all the rules!
Well that's bloody interesting.
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-05-2016
Let me guess, all the rules are impossible to follow.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-05-2016
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a set of unknown rules. Legend had it that whoever could pass all five of the mysterious rules at once would claim fame and riches.
But time and again, no one could pass all the rules. Indeed, most attempts failed all the rules, and only a scant few could pass the second rule. The other rules seemed intractable, though there were whispers that the spirit of Rule 5 was occasionally respected.
Yet, still, the people tried. Some kept on because they still believed in the promise of riches. Others only persevered because the quest for the rules had become a curse, and the only way to be free of it was to uncover their mystery. And so, for centuries, the rules remained undiscovered.
That was the state of the land when Laurie set out on her own quest for the rules. She was certain she could be the one to succeed where so many had failed. Even so, she knew that this ancient riddle would be far too difficult to decipher unaided, and so she decided to seek out the legendary Space Consortium, home to the greatest minds in all the world.
But would she find any clues to the mysterious rules that had plagued the land for so long? Or would she only find more questions?
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-05-2016
More questions. Definitely just more questions.
RE: Post making contest - Justice Watch - 05-05-2016
Does anyone have a master post of all the previous rules?
RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-05-2016
(05-05-2016, 11:09 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!
And it does so without any shame whatsoever! You can't tell this post what to do!
Ain't enforcing, just informing, that this post breaks all the rules.
(05-05-2016, 11:09 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 11:07 PM)Schazer Wrote: »(05-05-2016, 10:54 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Let me guess, all the rules are impossible to follow.
This post breaks all the rules!
Well that's bloody interesting.
This post breaks all the rules!
(05-05-2016, 11:13 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Let me guess, all the rules are impossible to follow.
Incorrect! Although you're not following any of them with this particular speciment.
(05-05-2016, 11:19 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a set of unknown rules. Legend had it that whoever could pass all five of the mysterious rules at once would claim fame and riches.
But time and again, no one could pass all the rules. Indeed, most attempts failed all the rules, and only a scant few could pass the second rule. The other rules seemed intractable, though there were whispers that the spirit of Rule 5 was occasionally respected.
Yet, still, the people tried. Some kept on because they still believed in the promise of riches. Others only persevered because the quest for the rules had become a curse, and the only way to be free of it was to uncover their mystery. And so, for centuries, the rules remained undiscovered.
That was the state of the land when Laurie set out on her own quest for the rules. She was certain she could be the one to succeed where so many had failed. Even so, she knew that this ancient riddle would be far too difficult to decipher unaided, and so she decided to seek out the legendary Space Consortium, home to the greatest minds in all the world.
But would she find any clues to the mysterious rules that had plagued the land for so long? Or would she only find more questions?
No clues here! This post breaks all the rules.
(05-05-2016, 11:27 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »More questions. Definitely just more questions.
More rule-breaking! 5 lots of it, in fact!
(05-05-2016, 11:38 PM)earthexe Wrote: »Does anyone have a master post of all the previous rules?
I believe someone made one a while back. (This post breaks all the rules)
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 05-05-2016
This is test #2.
I don't think this ruleset is one that lends itself to the "test #x" format, so I'm going to drop it for now.
End of message.
RE: Post making contest - Schazer - 05-06-2016
(05-05-2016, 11:55 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is test #2.
I don't think this ruleset is one that lends itself to the "test #x" format, so I'm going to drop it for now.
End of message.
Repeatedly, this post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.
So you guys don't start to snipe at each other and generally jaypordise your chances of passing Rule 5: all my rules concern the content of a message, with no respect for who posted it, when it was posted, or what was posted around it.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-06-2016
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