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+---- Thread: [split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END! (/showthread.php?tid=799)
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Gatr - 05-31-2013
I sensibly stay home and try to get better with a bowl of chicken soup, ginger ale, and NyQuil.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Robust Laser - 05-31-2013
All in one bowl?
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Gatr - 05-31-2013
Um, duh! It works better that way.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Jacquerel - 05-31-2013
How did a bowl of chicken soup, ginger ale, and NyQuil get ill in the first place?
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Palamedes - 05-31-2013
OH GOD ONLY SEVEN OF US REMAIN.
We have to set up a quarantine or something and hide out until the vaccine is finished.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - yd12k - 05-31-2013
Considering that'll be next post we're safe i guess?
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - btp - 05-31-2013
Oh crap guys here we go again...
INFECTED JESTER CYBER95 HAS LEFT QUITE A MESS!
INFECTED JESTER TEHPILOT HAS LEFT QUITE A MESS!
INFECTED JESTER JACQUEREL HAS LEFT QUITE A MESS!
Epamynondas cleans the gunk out of his nails!
yd12k tiptoes around the filth!
ICan'tGiveCredit watches a PSA!
Surixian wraps pipe-cleaners around his face!
MalkyTop is a soap dispenser!
Palamedes grabs a towel and doesn't panic!
Mirdini only drinks 40 proof!
I don't know how long we can keep this up. Where are those poorly-paid researchers when you need them?
oh here they are
RESEARCH PROGRESS: 2/2
This new variant of the disease targets the absent or inattentive. It appears that if a jester does not speak up within 30 posts of an infected player's post, they risk contracting the virus.
Okay so I guess we just keep talking to each other just as long as - oh goddammit.
THE VIRUS has MUTATED!
AW HELL NO. I don't care about the freaking vaccine. You research guys, go and help those research guys. It's no good to us if we don't know how it works!
VACCINE PROGRESS: 3/4
RESEARCH PROGRESS: 1/2
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Purple Walrus - 05-31-2013
I will donate my body for research! What ever it takes man!
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Epamynondas - 05-31-2013
>Do Science.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - MalkyTop - 05-31-2013
GOOD MORNING FLESHBUMS. BEGGING AROUND FOR HEALTHY IMMUNE SYSTEMS AGAIN, I SEE. DID YOU KNOW THAT BACTERIAL SOAP DOES NOT WORK FOR LONG BECAUSE BACTERIA CAN ALWAYS ADAPT TO IT? I DO TOO. THIS IS WHY I WILL DRINK A DIFFERENT CONTAINER OF BACTERIAL SOAP FOR EVERY OCCASION.
ANYWAYS WHILE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU GO DIE IN A DITCH, WHY DON'T WE SPEND THE TIME SHOOTING THE SHIT. THIS UNIT COMES PREPARED WITH CONVERSATION PROTOCOLS, SOME OF WHICH AREN'T INSULTING. LET US EXCHANGE PERSONAL INFORMATION IN A CASUAL MANNER IN ORDER TO BUILD A COMMUNITY OF FILTHY, CONTAGIOUS, BEINGS. AND THEN LYNCH SOMEBODY.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Sruixan - 05-31-2013
(05-31-2013, 07:06 PM)Palamedes Wrote: »OH GOD ONLY SEVEN OF US REMAIN.
We have to set up a quarantine or something and hide out until the vaccine is finished.
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RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - SupahKiven - 05-31-2013
Not to worry gentlemen. I have returned from the depths of unknown space, bringing with me an infinite supply of staples. I will gladly donate them to the cause.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Mirdini - 05-31-2013
This is mighty fine stuff. Where'd you get your hands on these spirits granolaman?
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - btp - 06-01-2013
Boy golly these science-types can work fast when you force them to.
Not sure if this is good news though.
RESEARCH PROGRESS: 2/2
This new mutation is spread primarily by aggressive tendencies on the part of the infected. When banning together, they can force the infection onto a non-infected jester, though whatever disgusting means they manage to accomplish.
They can only each harass one jester at a time, however.
Researchers suggest that targeted healthy individuals find some way of holding back the infected hoarde. The effectiveness of their defenses will only be determined when compared to the number and type of attacks presented by the hoarde.
Oh that's good news! So you seven only have to fend off the plauge while we wait for the vaccine to be finished. (I'll get the researchers back on that). Once that happens, I dunno, we can just let the virused kill themselves or something. unless something crazy happened, like everyone being infected, but who would want that?
I would like to point out that the source of all of this nonsense was Dragon Fogel. He was the first infected after all.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Not The Author - 06-01-2013
...Wait. Isn't-
Hrm.
Well, the virus hasn't actually done any harm, s'far as I can tell. It just... spreads. A lot. In many ways. Hrm.
Hrrrm.
Not The Author clings to Palamedes.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Mirdini - 06-01-2013
*Sets precious liquor on fire to make a flaming wall of protection around bunker, activate bunker lockdown*
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Purple Walrus - 06-01-2013
Hell Yeah It's HORD TIME!
HAVE MY WALRUS RABIES!
Purple Walrus tires to bite MalkyTop's arm!
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - MalkyTop - 06-01-2013
IT SEEMS THAT THE INFECTED MAY PERHAPS BE TEMPTED TO DOGPILE UPON THE MINORITY. HOWEVER I HAVE SWALLOWED A LOT OF BACTERIAL SOAP BY NOW AND I CAN PROJECTILE VOMIT THEM ON COMMAND RIGHT INTO ANY INFECTED ATTACKER'S EYES.
IT'S PAINFUL. I HAVE RESEARCH THAT PROVES THIS. VERY PAINFUL.
NOW EVERYBODY INFECTED GO TO THE QUARANTINE CORNER PLEASE AND REFLECT QUIETLY UPON YOUR CARELESSNESS IN GETTING SICK. IN THE MEANTIME I AM GOING TO GO BATHE IN THE SYRINGES THAT NOBODY PROPERLY FILLED A FORM OUT FOR.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Dragon Fogel - 06-01-2013
How, exactly, do you bathe in a syringe?
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - SupahKiven - 06-01-2013
Magic, willpower, and lots of pushing.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Kíeros - 06-01-2013
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RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - TehPilot - 06-01-2013
FACT: It is good luck to keep broken glass in your pockets at all times.
Vomit profusely on MalkyTop
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - Robust Laser - 06-01-2013
well who am i to deny something like this
Cough obnoxiously on MalkyTop
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - frigidScholar - 06-01-2013
Bleh... too much effort. I'll just take a Tylenol or something. Where's a Doc when you need one?
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason! - MalkyTop - 06-01-2013
PROJECTILE VOMIT BACTERIAL SOAP IN EVERYBODY'S EYES THEN ROLL AROUND IN A PILE OF SYRINGES.