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you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-16-2017
it turns out you can lick the peel and it will dissolve like cotton candy
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-16-2017
it turns out bananas are an endangered species and you're going to jail now
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-16-2017
it turns out if you don't cut the banana into pieces and mail a piece to three other people, you will never be happy again!
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-16-2017
it turns out that you have to throw it up in the air and shoot it with a gun
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
it turns out you're supposed to get two bananas and get the stronger banana to peel the weaker one
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
it turns out the driveway and onto the garden path
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
it turns out 150 WEIRD TRICKS TO IMPROVE YOUR BANANA PEELING EXPERIENCE
YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 38
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Dragon Fogel - 02-16-2017
(01-22-2017, 03:55 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.
Yeah, I can't say I believe that one.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 02-16-2017
it turns out
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Schazer - 02-16-2017
it turns out the peel was there for your protection
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
it turns out the peel you've been peeling was a decoy all along
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
it turns out you should heat the banana and let the difference in thermal expansion separate the peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-16-2017
it turns out you should just outsource the peeling to a monkey
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - btp - 02-16-2017
it turns inside out.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-17-2017
It turns out there's a recaptcha you have to fill out so the banana knows you're not a robot.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Dragon Fogel - 02-17-2017
It turns undead.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-17-2017
It turns out you must build an arcane capacitor to harness all the raw energy the banana will release upon destruction of the barrier.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-17-2017
It turns out you cannot PEEL WHAT CANNOT EXIST, IA IA, THIS BANANA SHALL SUFFER!!
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-17-2017
it turns out you should use a power drill to drill both ends
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-17-2017
it turns out that bananas make good pets, so why are you eating them, you monster
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 02-17-2017
it turns out you glue on googly eyes to make it friendlier
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - btp - 02-17-2017
it turns out bananas scream, but it's too high pitched to hear.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 02-17-2017
(02-17-2017, 08:25 PM)Wheat Wrote: »it turns out if you peel slowly, you'll see a flesh texture beneath the yellow sticker layer
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-18-2017
it turns out you're supposed to bury them in the ground for several months until they ferment, and then eat them